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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[DS]

Ok, the caravan has come and gne. For shits, I requested extra nickel next year. Have fun, wheover that ends up being.

A migrant wasve jsut vame too, I dorfed myself as the immigrant who happend to show up at the depot, since nobody knew how to trade. Now I"m operating the magma furnaces, chruning out silver and copper for whoever decides to take nteh xte tuern.

Praise Armok.

12:14

HOLY SHIT. A fishery worker just fucrakng couhgt fire. I don't know how. It was ni the asame place as the miner, though. Like, he just walked along the edge of the volcano, and then POOF. Fucking !!fishery worker!!

...oddly, it's only the fishery workers' right mitten that is on fire. But even though I forbitd it, he still insists on wearing it.

even in death, the dwarf insists upon good fashion.

- 12:20

This is... curiosu. The fisherdwarf with the flaming mitten emits no smoke, and the itten hasn't degraded at all... nor has the dwarf asually sufferend any injuries. I'm not sure what to think here.

I'll be finishing soon. The enxt overseer will have to deal with (and possibly weaongisnze0 thiks perpauslly on fire wdar.f

[Siquo]

Ok, good fortuen that our mason isn't dead. So our coffin industry is totallly up and running.

That sums it up.

Great turns, guys, and it looks like an awesome location

[DS]

Ok, here we go.

A new metalworking induzxtry is up, and I'm out. Good luck to whoever decides to take it next.

Also, keep an eye on the dwarf that is perp[etually on fire. Just FYI.

[Naryar]

Perpetually burning dwarves ? Hell yes !

[Yoink]

Welp. Let's see what happens when !!Urist McFisheryworker!! gets thirsty.
(And no, I've never figured out how to do the ASCII symbol.)

Good turn!

[Scruffy]

Welp. Let's see what happens when !!Urist McFisheryworker!! gets thirsty.

Sadly booze isn't explosive or flammable. 

Interesting turns. The new world seems nice.

[Ruhn]

3 turns in one day is awesone 
Is it the volcanoe, or some other evil effect causing these random fire s I wonder?

[Naryar]

Well, this is quite obvious. That fisherdwarf was feeling so dwarven he tried to fish from the lava with his hands.

Then his mitten was set on fire, but the fire was so afraid of the dwarf he surrounded him without harming him and now we have a fisherdwarf perpetually surrounded with fire as a testament to his badassery.

Put it in the army asap and kill goblins with a perpetually burning !!axelord!!. I mean how utterly cool is that ?

[Ruhn]

Totally agree with military duty.  If he is that immune to fire then when he wrestles something it will burn up and he is still fine.

I just have to quote this, might be good for OP even.

HOLY SHIT. A fishery worker just fucrakng couhgt fire. I don't know how. It was ni the asame place as the miner, though. Like, he just walked along the edge of the volcano, and then POOF. Fucking !!fishery worker!!

[Bobnova]

lol yeah that's one of the better ones, really.

[DS]

Ow, my liver.

Yeah, that dwarf's mitten was on fire all winter. Didn't show any wear at all, and nothing else around it has caught fire. Odd.

[Naryar]

Ow, my liver.

Yeah, that dwarf's mitten was on fire all winter. Didn't show any wear at all, and nothing else around it has caught fire. Odd.

Temp is on ? Is it a vampire ?

[Scruffy]

Checked the save. The dwarf will go to sleep and die from blood loss (burning) while sleeping in his bed

Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.

[Naryar]

Checked the save. The dwarf will go to sleep and die from blood loss (burning) while sleeping in his bed

Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.

Do it.

I may take a proper turn tomorrow, right now I don't have enough booze to follow you on this now.

[DS]

Checked the save. The dwarf will go to sleep and die from blood loss (burning) while sleeping in his bed

Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.

Curious. That dwarf slept a couple times during my turn and was apparently fine. Temperature was on, too, as evidenced by the miner who burst into flames earlier in my turn.