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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 555617 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [World Drunk III!]
« Reply #2055 on: October 19, 2013, 03:27:15 pm »

hmmm, seems that my attepmt to  upload screenshots has failed AND  I don't know ho whow to post my save.

where shoudl I put the save? Help me I'm an idioyt.

For the first, I would assume that you hit the spoilr button instead of the img button, unless you meant to put each image in spoilers. Wait, that's fairly common, so we're back to square one where I dunno what happened. @_@

As for the save, seems like DFFD is the prefered site for that. @_@

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« Reply #2056 on: October 19, 2013, 03:31:14 pm »

I did put the pictures in spoilers, i uploaded them to imigr and posted the imigr URL between the image tas in the spoiler tags. is that the way its done?
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« Reply #2057 on: October 19, 2013, 03:47:30 pm »

argh the bloody thing won't upload.
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« Reply #2058 on: October 19, 2013, 04:07:22 pm »

right. I can't upload the save. I can't post images. I'm afraid to say the the last 4 hours of your lives were a total failure and you should start at the save before I attempted to so anything. Sorry.
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« Reply #2059 on: October 19, 2013, 11:10:03 pm »

right. I can't upload the save. I can't post images. I'm afraid to say the the last 4 hours of your lives were a total failure and you should start at the save before I attempted to so anything. Sorry.

;A;

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [World Drunk III!]
« Reply #2060 on: October 20, 2013, 08:31:56 am »

For the images, you need to use the direct ("embed") URLs, the ones with ".png" at the end, e.g. http://i.imgur.com/mbUK7Bh.png instead of just http://imgur.com/mbUK7Bh.  Other than that, you had it just fine. :)

Here's your post with the images fixed:

Oh drat, I deleted my comments, ...erm, well I made some coffinfs, and then unpleasttent mist came, amsd there was an artifact brestplate,
and then I traded. I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages

congrats to previous overseers who have done a better job than I...

and I'm exploring the cavrens with as squad. the squad with lots of dwarfs in it.

wait a ma miniute, this can't be right...

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i'll accept.
I suppose in ythe spirit of the thing I should offer wrex, doom of the fortres as the proposed candidate.

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also, looking at ythe engravings I proposed to liven up the burial chamber, tehere seems to be death and founing.
hurrah fro materwork engravers eh?

hold on, there'as also an interrupted by gaints. maybe I shouldn't have offered them for trade...
i didn;t ecpaect that to hapeen...

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anyway, I traded various instrumwents for gems. our gems. we had lots, so a ofrtress band should liven thing up then, right?

also, dust drifts by, but te fortresss is colsed, so nowt happensm.
 
what? mpore dut? oh go awat, it's neither funny nor clever,.

have placed a gold staute (I ordered several gold statues to be made) on the lowest available level, as far as I can see. Will attempt to
dig lower.

ooh look, it's winter

The liasonn asks what the frtreesss wants. I respond BOOZE!
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I notice a ghost in lava. better not ask questions.

I think the liasonn want this next year.
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and I'm digging as deep as poss.
erk! nobles want better lodgins. best give in to teir insatiable demands!
there seems to be ghosts 9scary) looking on at my noble housing arangements, peraps they atre jealous. also,
forgotten beasts seem to be the symbol of geovernment.t.

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also, twpo dwarves created artefacts, an iron b reatsplate and a piccolo.
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and while i'm decotrating these nobles rooms, WHERE FDOES ALL THIS  GOLD COME FROM???

the picollo was created by the token girl. I suppose than emans a feminsist somewhere is laughing.

sprig is ere. thank ***** it's over.

do these images worK? I hope so...

(The third spoiler from the bottom had no image -- or anything else -- in it at all.  I couldn't fix that one, sorry. :D )

As for uploading the save, if DFFD doesn't work for you, you can always try e.g. RapidShare or some other file sharing site.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2013, 08:39:21 am by vyznev »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [World Drunk III!]
« Reply #2061 on: October 21, 2013, 09:27:51 am »

argh the bloody thing won't upload.
Uploading to DFFD can take a while, just check it after a few minutes and it should be ready to post.
Zipping the save folder can make that go faster also.

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« Reply #2062 on: October 22, 2013, 05:24:40 am »

So many worthy quotes in your post Basin... i mean

"I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages"

"The liasonn asks what the frtreesss wants. I respond BOOZE!"

"I notice a ghost in lava. better not ask questions."

Do these not capture the spirit of Drunk Fortress perfectly ? I'm quite sure they do.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [World Drunk III!]
« Reply #2063 on: October 22, 2013, 08:17:48 am »

"I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages"
The first time I read this one I thought he had found a way to trade with the minotaur

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [World Drunk III!]
« Reply #2064 on: October 22, 2013, 12:24:10 pm »

The first time I read this one I thought he had found a way to trade with the minotaur

They deal exclusively in pain and pain accessories.

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« Reply #2065 on: October 24, 2013, 05:40:13 pm »

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/kxi8muo4193czwy/t77Vjt0Bov

Huzzah! I didn't delete the file after all! Much rejoicing!
enjoy my handiwork, folks.
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« Reply #2066 on: October 25, 2013, 11:34:30 am »

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/kxi8muo4193czwy/t77Vjt0Bov

Huzzah! I didn't delete the file after all! Much rejoicing!
enjoy my handiwork, folks.
Just in time for the weekend!  Celebration!!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [better not ask questions.]
« Reply #2067 on: October 28, 2013, 12:03:03 pm »

I will try to take a turn later this week but no promises.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #2068 on: October 31, 2013, 12:51:31 pm »

Okay, I don't really feel like playing DF but I suppose that I have to make this sacrifice for the good of the drunken dorfkind and take a turn.
Just a warning though. I may not be paying full attention to the game events since my attention will most likely be partially diverted to watching tv. (I made a bet that I would watch all of star trek in a year. 4months to go and 6 episodes of TOS, a couple seasons of voyager and 2 seasons of DS9 to go. And Enterprise. Nothing beats watching TOS drunk)

I only have a 0.75l bottle of 15% ...something. I suppose it is fruit wine but it does not say what it is made of in the bottle.
Oh, and 1l of 8.5% of homemade stout. More if it runs out.

Drank 0.5l of the wine. Should weel the effects pretty soon

Checked the save:
Such a sad gaping hole whjere my lovely inner sanctum and bendrooms used to be. Oh the dorfinity.
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Got rid of a 1dorf squad. Organized it a bit better. W eodnt need to se lazy bums asr workers anyway. Let em fight.

75layers of our mines are flooded with magma? From 72 to -3? WE NEED MORE MINES! MORE CANDY! FROEGES! DORFNESS!
Commencing candy operation alpha. dorf protocols initiated
If we do get candy what should we do with it? Amror to keep your beloved lil dorfs alive? Nonsesnse! More axers! AXES! Axes and canduy statyes of dorfs hugging honey badgers! Yes!
As all my turns, this bouls douwn to MORE MINERS! Every uselewss dorf wikll mine for the FREATER DORFNESS! MINE! MINE MY MIONIONS!
Mine and make us great again!



Too many growers. hey ill never accomptilis anything. Redoing workthingies.

More militia.- Led by rusit. Why? He is urist! URIST MILITIA COMMANDER! Dorfness ensured-

I brelieve I am quite, quite drunk. Mu bfirst bottle is gone. When? Wha>?

Granite
Something happened. Ho idea what it was
Building slaps. Why are half o tem siquo?

More seed stockiunpes and farming.
Mining the hell of utr this rock

DIG DORF S DIRF!
Oh I LOVE DRUNKFORTERSS! I need ot contunue my own fort iwhine drunk. Yes. Sobriety is for fools. No work tomorrow nayway. Freeday. Holiday. Dorfs

Waööed off a part pof teh cavenrsn.
I am drunk. Darmn. Hugry

Sölate
Made food stockipiesl
I MUISS MY LOVEY 5 pr 6 layers of drofr lovelyness. Why did nyiou pull the lever? It was perfect! Beds. Levers. Loery workshops. Perfect. All ruoned. Ruined bu you who pulled the lever. Of honk.
Ebvery dorf who sint i,portnat is mining. Mining is what dorfs do! MINE!
Mor3e fböpcls- BLOCKS: We will constuct the hewaqeven heavern of dorfkind.

So many typoes. I beleave in the puirity of dorfness. Must ot wif nex. FIX theM. Not to fisx the tyupos. DOE TEH DORFNEsS:
Okay, that made no sense. Must not fix the tupos. That is what I ment. Will stop fixing them agter this qagain.

Mines full o forness. Magfma. Why?= Whow?
How?
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Lost all me bpets miners. PÅoor dorfs. Teyy will be replaced. All dorfs are replacable.
Even yoours!

So many picls östo PÅICKS LOSRT in tyhe magma
Magma. Picks. Lost . You get the idea. So many.

Felsjote
åioc3
 
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Wahat de fuck are dese?
 
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Which lever do I bupp lto close the ates?
Which lever Do I pull tto close the cgates?

Aww fuck.
ouck3
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This fort hat cgrown to bvecaome the epitome of dorness the EPIGOTME OF DRUNKFTORTRESSS!
The frunkfotressess of DRUNKFORTRESSEs
Ofg lall time
So drunk fort.
So unbeayable

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Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!
De,m dorfs man!

Potashmaker goes dorf. Warndarsss from siciaty
Fidrass from society


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Jematote
HEMATITE
Thjins gong to hell
Cant fint camdy. Cant find candy,
Well, tjat os upor problem

There. Nyahahah
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8096

Edit: I think that these are the right pictures. I feel like I have seem them before but don't really remember taking them. Hmm
Okay, this turn confuses me. Drank too fast. Seems like many things happened I forgot to mention. I believe that one of the bobnovas (bobnovae?) got wrestled to death by a bat using jointlocks
« Last Edit: November 01, 2013, 01:48:07 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #2069 on: November 01, 2013, 02:21:21 am »


Such a sad gaping hole whjere my lovely inner sanctum and bendrooms used to be. Oh the dorfinity.
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I still blame you. <3
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