HEY FELLOWonlynotreallybecauseIamabeardklessfemaleBEARDS I am 4 shots in and starting to feel pleasantly buzzed, so I will be starting soon. Will be consolidating into this post instead cause. Reasons.
ALSO I AM LIVESTREAMING THIS BITCH. >>
RIGHT HERE<< Watch me play Drunk Fortress and listen to Japanese rock tunes with me yes.
-sticks log in- ONWARD TO GLORY
21:00 - started drinking, +1 shot of UV blue raspberry vodka + chasing with orange juice mixed with Pinnacle Peach, so 2 shots total
21:21 - I hate alcohol
21:23 - Have the save opened as I drink. Why are there so many corpses nicknamed Urist I don't understand.
21:34 - Okay no more raspberry vodka it is disgusting straight. To quote Yathzee - like the onlooker said to the inventor of the feces-powered helicopter, THAT SHIT WILL NOT FLY. But I got another shot down so +1 shot, gonna go get some ginger ale
21:40 - Can feel the buzz, unfortunately no ginger ale so have to do with orange soda. Oh well. +1 shot of the peach stuff.
21:56 - Set up Livestream. That will be going because why the fuck not. Almost done with shot #4, will do one more and then start I think.
22:06 - While buzzed, gonna dorf people. Why not.
22:09 - Fuck this almost looks like a 2D fort. Can't wait until TOady solves the square m,ontains/.
22:21 - Shot #5 down, LET'S GOOOO
22:30 - THAT"S TIRGHT WORK YOU BASTARDS
22:32 - WHY DID YOU STOP MING YOU FUCKER
22:34 - lets start erecting slabs in the ding hall why not
22:38 - melting metal and putting ghosts to rest
22:44 - WHAT AM I SUPPSED SO DO
22:45 - Y U NO MAINE
22:47 - Oh burrows exist
22:49 - DO undea dsieges over go away or
a
23:14 - Sumamr has arrived! It's been eraal fucking boring, stuck underground with undead elves
23:22 - Oops just catapulted biobnava sorry
23:26 - THink I swuxcinsed Suiquo and Ruh n too sorry
23:28 - oh no miasma
23:30 _ SVA EBABOIVBA
23:33 - WHY ARE OY ON BREAK
23:44 - Bobnova has died of thorst _):
23:44 - MIGRANTS
23:47 - Jervill just punched a honey badger to deathw eet
23:53 - Autumn has arrive don the calender. +1 shot
23:57 - Oops no one was actutally maechanic
23:58 - Why do we have a 4 year old baby?
??
00:-3 - why does alcohol burn _;):
00:05 - "Absuinthe7 Dwarven Baby has been found dea dedhyradted" WELL WHY THE UFCK WER EO A BABBY AT 4 YEARS OLD HUH
00:12 - Bobnova ghostly carpewnter has risen and is haunting the fortress FUCK OFF +1 shot
00:134 - MIRGANTS FRSH BLOOD
00:14 - more dorfed dorfs
00:19 - MAKE ME STEEL
00:19 -0 "Vzynez has been found dead driane dof all blood' FUCK UOU TOO HAME
00:24 - Enisea you fuck you have 40895703947057587 former civs IT'S YOU ISN"t IT
00:34 - NOT THE TIME SIQUop
00:38 - WInter has arrived@
00:46 - Trading for so much shit
01:23 - Clove rmGHaic has been possessed! FUck. Dog oin the way to butcher fo rthe bones, should have everyhting/
01:23 - SPRING HAS ARRIVED FUCK YES UPLOADING SAVE THEN SLEEPING
Save is here:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8384Video of livestream is here:
http://livestre.am/4La3YAs promised, screenshots have been added. Here are some that didn't fit into the flow:
Art contribution.
I love this guy
Go away Bobnova #1, you're dead
Forgotten beastie #1
Gobbos in the depot!
Absinthe7's second death
codyrr's death
Camel teeth all over the depot
Where I sealed the vampire. There's a mason's workshop in there now, make Enisea make herself a chair and get down to bookkeeping.
Forgotten beastie #2
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