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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 556620 times)

uggi

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2460 on: August 05, 2014, 08:15:03 pm »

Mystery of the mysterious queen solved! Partially, at least.

Much fun happened at Glowdyes:



Glowdyes was overrun by goblins and the king of our civ, Minkot Fencedlull, became dogfood.

Alåth inherited the crown by some strange dwarven logic. They weren't related.


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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2461 on: August 05, 2014, 08:37:01 pm »

Ow. Ow. Ow. Dear god am I suffering today. Still, I regret nothing.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9304

To sum up my turn a bit more coherently, I've increased the population to about 20, made a bunch of picks and activated mining on the immigrants. Sadly despite building a massive number of coffins and slabbing a bunch of ghosts there's still major unhappiness. Also running low on drink in the fortress, so you may want to get the farming situation under control.
I bet, you appeared very Dwarven.
Despite that, you seem to have dragged the fort away from the edge of doom, at least a little bit.
Well done.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2462 on: August 06, 2014, 03:13:28 am »

Oh boy, Bundaberg Rum! Last time I drank that it was... not pretty. :P
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Jimmy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2463 on: August 06, 2014, 03:42:13 am »

Oh boy, Bundaberg Rum! Last time I drank that it was... not pretty. :P
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
http://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2464 on: August 06, 2014, 07:53:23 am »

I suppose that I will take a turn again sometime soon. In a few days perhaps. I hope that someone else will have time to have a go before that. Perhaps in a new fort when 40.07 comes (or in this one if it somehow endures.)
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2465 on: August 06, 2014, 08:00:14 am »

Oh boy, Bundaberg Rum! Last time I drank that it was... not pretty. :P
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
http://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw
Hahah, I'm pretty sure I saw this song on TV years ago!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

AustralianWinter

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2466 on: August 08, 2014, 05:14:22 pm »

Right. Trifle and me have begun drinking a lot of rum. We'll download the save in an hour or so.
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2467 on: August 08, 2014, 05:33:42 pm »

Excellent plan!
I do recommend downloading the save before you're completely smashed, though.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

AustralianWinter

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2468 on: August 08, 2014, 06:45:21 pm »

Save is broken. Start a new fort?
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Scruffy

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« Reply #2469 on: August 08, 2014, 06:48:47 pm »

Save is broken. Start a new fort?
Go ahead. It is easier than trying to fix the save while drunk. Rather a new turn in a new fort than no turn at all.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2470 on: August 08, 2014, 07:20:14 pm »

Save is broken. Start a new fort?

Have at it. Might as well update the the current version while you're at it.
It's a miracle the save/fort lasted as long as it did!
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

AustralianWinter

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2471 on: August 08, 2014, 07:41:09 pm »

We're rocking. We're maing new map. My english is raoaditly deterioating. We're going in.
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Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2472 on: August 09, 2014, 03:13:08 am »

...I guess someone took a nap instead, eh?
Hope you're not too hungover.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2473 on: August 09, 2014, 05:19:45 am »

Did you started with the new version ?

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2474 on: August 13, 2014, 04:02:40 am »

I found this on accident today while browsing... Bobnova, will you marry us?



Edit:

You know guys, after seeing Bobnova's donation and thinking about it, I realized: I've been a fucking awful OP. Your genius deserves better.

This terrible idea-come-reality obviously means a lot more to you guys than I really remembered. It provides an outlet for a lot of you, and a hell of a lot of entertainment for others--especially with the massive update. I have impregnated the OP with things that are more important, more shiny bauble-y, and generally less cluttertastic. This should be able to attract more drunks to the Banner, as well as keep the OP less of a steamy impenetrable jungle of shitshow. I know the original histories have taken a hit, but it's become too unmanageable; I've saved the last contents of the original-original post into a word file should anybody want it.

With this said, I will now begin to keep up with everything more efficiently and on a turn-by-turn basis, rather than randomly every world or three. Drink responsibly and play on,

Kamin, Drunken Master and Mantislord Savior of Our Time
« Last Edit: August 13, 2014, 04:44:35 am by Kamin »
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