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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2535 on: October 10, 2014, 12:41:59 pm »

I this still ongoing?
What version, or texture pack compilation should be used?
Can I book a place in the line?

Looking to get soaked, may as well be productive with it.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2536 on: October 10, 2014, 12:50:32 pm »

I this still ongoing?
What version, or texture pack compilation should be used?
Can I book a place in the line?

Looking to get soaked, may as well be productive with it.

Sorry bud but I'm taking a turn now.

Just feel free to take a turn when ever you are drunk and nobody else is playing at the moment. Texture packs don't matter (though I use phoebus since I have become soft and corrupt by graphics and will get too confused to play when drunk if not using them) and just use the version used in the last turn unless the fort fell during that turn. Then you can start a new world in the new version if you want to.

Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2537 on: October 10, 2014, 01:00:11 pm »


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Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
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Excellent news.
Tomorrow afternoon I shall attempt to produce something readable.

Would it be possible to post your current world?
Not sure if this is still a succession world, but playing it as one will create a series of hilarious mishaps.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2538 on: October 10, 2014, 01:03:18 pm »




Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
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Excellent news.
Tomorrow afternoon I shall attempt to produce something readable.

Would it be possible to post your current world?
Not sure if this is still a succession world, but playing it as one will create a series of hilarious mishaps.
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It has always been a succession fort. The previous save is in the first post and also in the previous page and I will post my save either tonight or in the morning depanding on how drunk I am
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2539 on: October 10, 2014, 01:08:53 pm »

'okay
Drank two bottles of Weston's vintage cider earlier and just downed the last of Niapoort Ruby portwine. Damn that is some good port.
I still have a litre of stout, a bottle of Gambina (cheap vermouth mixed with even cheaper gin. Once you taste it you will never forget the taste) and a bottle of cheap cream sherry

Playing from my laptop so the game will run slow. Damn
I get the feeling that I will be too drunk for a coherent, well organized turn. Hopedully not as bad as that turn where I lost the save, abandoned the fort instead of saving and let 7 megabeasts in. Hopefully just one of  those turn I won't remember in te morning.
I am prettu drink already. wIll stopspellcheking now. Poured a pint of cherry. Perhaps I wshouldnt drink sherry in pnnts.

Downloading the save npow
Don't wprru. The pint will last me hnouts. Hours.

Strange fprt. Wregeckos
We havent drug deep yet, eh? TIme to dig. Mamgme will keep us warm on our way down
Remember that collapasable fort interiour surrounded by mamga that was destroiyed by that lever with the note "don't pull"? I am making it again. FUN!!

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Damn. TIme for sauna. IWll come back in 40mins more drunk . hope I can still play then
Sitll havent drunk that sherry. Just a few sips
MORE MINERS

poj? we have mines? didnt notice
An evil woodcutter
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Bult us a frontgate and a gate to  separate the eastern hillside plebs from the proper nobles in the western magmafunpit fortress
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No mechanisms. No booze
NO BOOZE"!

BOOZE! MECHANIMS! INDUSTRY! MAGMA MINERS! YES

Sauna now

Kaminminer ded.
The Kamin is dead. ;ong llive the Kamin2
Farms. Farms in the middle of nowhere for the proper dorfs in the western hill magmanfortress. No farms for the eastern hill weregeckos. Bleh
no plants nor seeds. gather weed
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second famr with stockpiles and crap. Qill seal hall of the fortress. Half of the fortress in hoipes that half of them will stay alive even if I scre aup
Screw up. Whci is inevidable
Dormitology on the brifge
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Stibnite. What the heck is stiblnite?
Where's my sherry?
Larehe diningroom ready.
Digging oif the magmafunhouse prgoggesses

picking more shrooms in the vavbes
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Lovechild is unhappy and the giant chinchillas ar eterrified
Child molests rhesus monkey.


They are unhappy. vorced to drink vomit recently. everyone. bah. just drink bllood
too drunk. vant hadnel the booze as i used to
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Winged allicator. hurrah
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Squirming pile of chrcoal
more rockpots

Nothin really happening
diningroom mostnyl smootherd
Headaches

Elves. buen
Need to build somethng to brn elfefs with

More bums arrive
MUG"
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Not syre what I jsyt built. Its' weird
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Alligartor in hte catacomblsd
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FB spent mothsn strangling cave toads and giant swallows. Only strangling
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killed pig
Scruffy dodged throguh wall. through wall a floor above. hes traped
no. Knocked through wall4
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FB dead. took many dorfgs

bedroosm.
dorfs noonger drink vomit. booze and betITS FILLING UP!s
THE FUNPIT



save
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 03:57:18 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2540 on: October 10, 2014, 04:42:05 pm »

Hilarious read thus far.
Keep it up.
Winged alligator?

EDIT:

"Bult us a frontgate and a gate to  separate the eastern hillside plebs from the proper nobles in the western magmafunpit fortress"

Cracked me up.


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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2541 on: October 10, 2014, 07:34:52 pm »

Holy Cow.
You, sir, are completely wasted. THATS AWESOME!

It appears that you have a very bothersome way of posting pictures. i kind of want to see if you are abusing my dear superior dining hall.

for every striving drunken overseer, i highly recommend Puush.
it runs on the background. you can just choose any portion of the screen you like with a button combination, have it uploaded instantly, press ctrl+v
and embed it in IMG - BBcode.

you can basically produce good-looking updates on the fly that even look like you put a little effort into it. thats how i did my update.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2542 on: October 10, 2014, 07:46:05 pm »

You forgot the pictures.  :P

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2543 on: October 10, 2014, 09:42:14 pm »

They'll show up when he wakes up I expect.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2544 on: October 11, 2014, 02:33:03 am »

Tired as fuck, but may be able to stumble towards a liquor store.

Hmmm.
Scruffy has to regain consciousness first, though.

EDIT: He has risen.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2545 on: October 11, 2014, 02:47:29 am »

Erm. Morning. I fell asleep

Edit:save and pics coming up
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 03:37:36 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2546 on: October 11, 2014, 04:05:54 am »

Save's up. Will commence operations within bout 2-3 hours. Have to wake up first.

Fair warning: This is my first succession fort, and my alcohol tolerance is low. Don't drink that much.
So may take some time to post everything and such.
Will attempt to make my garbling understandable, or just post a shitload of screenshots.

PRE-DRUNKEN JIBBER JABBER
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DRINKING TALLY(Turned into tedious activity log, it seems)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2547 on: October 11, 2014, 05:36:19 am »

Quote from: Scruffy
Winged allicator. hurrah

The geckos have been laying low since the great ungeckoing.
But the lizards don't stop.

somebody has to pull the western drawbridge. it might very well be that there's gonna be a plague happening very soon :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2548 on: October 11, 2014, 06:40:05 am »

eh, quick query, should I continue my fort-goings in the jibber jabber and tally post, or start a new post for when I start improving the fort?
Like this post, it can be used, right?

EDIT: I'll be starrting soon. Drunk alreadymthough language far too coherent. Boulderdash, this is actually fun.
Forwards I go.

EDIT 2: Wait what?
8th of hematite?
Will be starting soon, have not yet pressed, space.
But is this a full year. Either way, my fort-playing will be analouged in a spoler below this here drunken rant.

Edit three 3 how are yoy?: Still nothing.
Bear with me. My brain has not been drunk in quite a while. PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2549 on: October 11, 2014, 06:49:37 am »

eh, quick query, should I continue my fort-goings in the jibber jabber and tally post, or start a new post for when I start improving the fort?
Like this post, it can be used, right?
Doesn't really matter but try to keep the actual content in one post
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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