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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1165284 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #255 on: September 14, 2012, 09:36:39 pm »
Wow, no mechanisms? Who's been running this fortress?
...Oh, right.
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Wrex

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #256 on: September 14, 2012, 09:37:09 pm »
We need a quotes page. Seriously
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

Lord Inquisitor

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #257 on: September 14, 2012, 09:47:02 pm »
1 standard 25ml shot = 1 unit
1 4% 500ml pint beer  = 2 units
difference is shot dunpsm more alcohol faster.
1 500ml bottle vodka = 20 units or 10 pints of 4% or 5 belgiums
again difference is amount of alcohol per unit of time = speed of drunkness
ABV*T=D
20 1 bottle of bodka gets you pissed faster than slab of beer.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #258 on: September 14, 2012, 09:50:05 pm »
"Bodka?" Is that armor-piercing potato liquor?
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #259 on: September 14, 2012, 09:51:33 pm »
no its writeing while drinking on a keyboard with no letters as its made by cheap areses in tesco. The the hell is the multiply of arse anyway?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #260 on: September 14, 2012, 09:57:46 pm »
Oh myu godf we made it to summer.  Have drunk a shot or two to stay drunk.  My dorf still in mebd.  MIsko now mechanic.  MInifort in progress.  Dead peacock.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #261 on: September 14, 2012, 09:59:58 pm »
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on September 14, 2012, 09:51:33 pm
no its writeing while drinking on a keyboard with no letters as its made by cheap areses in tesco. The the hell is the multiply of arse anyway?
Sorry to hear that.

Quote from: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 09:57:46 pm
Oh myu godf we made it to summer.  Have drunk a shot or two to stay drunk.  My dorf still in mebd.  MIsko now mechanic.  MInifort in progress.  Dead peacock.
Holy carp, how much have you drunk and what percentage of your blood do you expect your blood to be alcohol when you finish?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #262 on: September 14, 2012, 10:10:19 pm »
am i dorfed yet, if not I am brewer and called "lord of the beer" no relation to the elven tosser "lord of the "prDance""
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #263 on: September 14, 2012, 10:13:00 pm »
No new dorfs, only five dorfs able to work, maybe 4 soon depending on Xanadorf's infection, no mighratns yet.  BUitl some farms.  Put a coffin next to new trade depto for me to rest in when ineveitably die.

Geen has comen back as forlorn ghost.

Making pizza.

Ghostly dwarven baby Udib won'[t fuck off.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #264 on: September 14, 2012, 10:13:55 pm »
Holy carp, not many typos!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #265 on: September 14, 2012, 10:18:47 pm »
Save meeeeeeeee
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #266 on: September 14, 2012, 10:33:46 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 10:18:47 pm
Save meeeeeeeee

Trying.  Well is being orderrined to be built.  Need free person.  ONmce dof is free will slaugther peacoock so can wash woudns/.  SOspa will be made.

ENgraving slabs nt every named dorf foucnd  in listy.  ANMd the fucking ghost baby.

Edit:  FORGT THAT GHOST JUST KILLED WYRM.  FUCK YOU GHOSTLOY LED PERRSON.

More edits:  2/5as of remaing dorfs now on break.  One is eating, other is hauling something.  WHy.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #267 on: September 14, 2012, 10:37:19 pm »
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SAD.

Can I have a new dwarf? Er, maybe I should wait until you're not saving the fortress.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #268 on: September 14, 2012, 10:47:42 pm »
If you check, my body is in my tomb. It's in the cluster of coffins surrounded by lava. :)
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

Clover Magic

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« Reply #269 on: September 14, 2012, 11:07:54 pm »
Put stupid viltnet ghsopt to rest.  No more deadly beating.

MIGRANTS.

Edit: Xana you arwe safe.  Your infectionm went away without soap, although am still makign some.  Lord INquistor, Wrex, Bobnova dorfed.

Also Xana and Kamin are esctatci becaus enow they[re lovers.
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