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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138632 times)

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2550 on: October 11, 2014, 06:49:37 am »

eh, quick query, should I continue my fort-goings in the jibber jabber and tally post, or start a new post for when I start improving the fort?
Like this post, it can be used, right?
Doesn't really matter but try to keep the actual content in one post
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Yesaja

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2551 on: October 11, 2014, 07:36:54 am »

After Nordinkels post (who brought me here), this one finally pushed me towards registration:

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diningroom mostnyl smootherd
Headaches

Elves. buen
Need to build somethng to brn elfefs with

More bums arrive
MUG"

Can't wait for EinsteinSatDown to actually play. x'D
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TD1

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2552 on: October 11, 2014, 07:40:19 am »

Welcome to the Forums.

There is a coathook. Don't hang your sanity there; it's booby trapped.
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Yesaja

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2553 on: October 11, 2014, 08:21:06 am »

Welcome to the Forums.

There is a coathook. Don't hang your sanity there; it's booby trapped.

Thank you very much.

I lost my sanity way back at the reception. The guy was just too trustworthy. Damn.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2554 on: October 11, 2014, 08:29:55 am »

Who's Sanny Tee?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2555 on: October 11, 2014, 08:36:19 am »

PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!
NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2556 on: October 11, 2014, 08:44:04 am »

PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!
NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!

Do not worry, I have not even started playing.
I know that pulling the lever will spell certain ruin for this inebraiated fprtress of dwarves.
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Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2557 on: October 11, 2014, 09:02:27 am »

PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
Hiss tury?
Trying to learn history while drunk and playing Dwarf Fortress is like trying to come up with a metaphor for something that's harder than learning history while playing drunk fortress. i.e. impossible
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2558 on: October 11, 2014, 09:03:33 am »

PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!
NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!

Do not worry, I have not even started playing.
I know that pulling the lever will spell certain ruin for this inebraiated fprtress of dwarves.
Quick course to drunkfort levers:

Som,e mind of livign palce:
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Do you know what that middle lever did? Notice how multiple z-levels of diningrooms and workshops are somehow surrounded by a chasm and there are grates everywhere?
Someone pulled the lever. A few frames later we nolonger had a dining room.

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Yep. Magma release

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Yep. 7 or so z-levels of bedrooms and stockpiles gone

THIS IS !!DRUNKFORTRESS!!
Pulling the lever voids warranty
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 09:09:12 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2559 on: October 11, 2014, 10:05:38 am »

I seem to have double posted my start of playing.
Sincere apologetic tone is implemented,
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 10:09:54 am by EinsteinSatDown »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2560 on: October 11, 2014, 10:07:35 am »

I actually start playing DWARF FORTRESS (drunk)
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« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 10:34:08 am by EinsteinSatDown »
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Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2561 on: October 11, 2014, 01:57:38 pm »

I love Scruffy. Even though he
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Totally excited to read through more of this drunken hellishness! Best day EVAR.

Yesaja

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2562 on: October 11, 2014, 07:02:04 pm »

Still waiting for some more things to happen. :( I want to take a turn, too.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2563 on: October 11, 2014, 07:55:13 pm »

Kamin!!
may i inform you that you still have my old save posted in the OP?
You did not update the savefile to scruffies post.

its not even clear if einstein uses the right save, since he doesnt seem to have read the latest posts at all.

The actual current save is

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898

EDIT: nvm, einstein uses the right save. still, you gotta update that OP :>
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 07:56:59 pm by Nordinkel »
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Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2564 on: October 11, 2014, 08:46:03 pm »

Still waiting for some more things to happen. :( I want to take a turn, too.

That rotten bastard passed out!

Kamin!!
may i inform you that you still have my old save posted in the OP?
You did not update the savefile to scruffies post.

its not even clear if einstein uses the right save, since he doesnt seem to have read the latest posts at all.

The actual current save is

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898

EDIT: nvm, einstein uses the right save. still, you gotta update that OP :>
No need until Scruffles finishes his turn, as I will just have to update it again when he finishes--thanks for the reminder, though  :)
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