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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 557788 times)

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2790 on: December 26, 2014, 03:45:00 pm »

omg dont breach that wall.

also, if you are talking about th two bridges in the wooden wall, the levers are closebyé top bridge is just a bit south along the wall, lower bridge is just to the right, alongside the wall.

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How does this fort still survive?

My general response to threats was to stare at them while thinking ''well i hope that fixes itself''. Worked miraculously well, all things considered.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2014, 03:53:03 pm by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2791 on: December 26, 2014, 03:48:32 pm »

Duuuuude we nee to get ijn there to find more BOOZE.
Also the Forgotten Beast (who I have most certainly not forgotten about) is sagely *safely wallled up n a room,right?
Either waqy, I breached the wall and everything seems fine,.

Also Scruffy we found your corps.e. :(
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2792 on: December 26, 2014, 03:49:12 pm »

One of them is.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2793 on: December 26, 2014, 04:29:01 pm »

Well, either way my computer just died for no apparent reason (probably the faulty power cord) and so I have to do things again.

At least the autosave caught my dorfing. :P
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2794 on: December 26, 2014, 08:23:41 pm »

Your computer done got drunk and passed out.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2795 on: December 26, 2014, 08:35:14 pm »

Your computer done got drunk and passed out.
Dude, if you want to be useful you could find me a current dorfing list whilst I take another shot. :P
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2796 on: December 26, 2014, 10:28:43 pm »

Should I edit my post and correct horrible typos now that im sober, or leave it like that?

PS: How did i spend 5 hours accomplishing nothing but build a wooden wall.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2797 on: December 27, 2014, 02:18:00 am »

Should I edit my post and correct horrible typos now that im sober, or leave it like that?

It sounds drunked-er with the typos, so we leave 'em  :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2798 on: December 27, 2014, 04:01:19 am »

Hello friends--

I just got back to a computron and need a quick summary to update OP with. I have been away and am now engaged--to a teetotaler. It's hilarious how it works out in the end, but truly balanced.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2799 on: December 27, 2014, 06:14:37 am »

Hello friends--

I just got back to a computron and need a quick summary to update OP with. I have been away and am now engaged--to a teetotaler. It's hilarious how it works out in the end, but truly balanced.

I don't even know the name of the current fort, everything has taken on a choatic pace with the humans getting drunk during the festive times.


Regardless, congratulations with your engangment.
I must warn thee to not be swayed to the dark side of teetotaling, for it is a difficult path to walk.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2800 on: December 27, 2014, 08:31:13 am »

I must warn thee to not be swayed to the dark side of teetotaling, for it is a difficult path to walk.
It's a harder path than most to walk while drunk  ;D
No, but seriously, grats on the whole engagement thing.


As for the forts... someone destroyed two in one turn, and on the current fort, we got a Forgotten Ass up the ass and were reduced to precariously low population (twice), but we seem to be doing markedly better now. Also, we have a wall, and about as many ghosts as living Dwarves.

Hey, did anyone go plug the leak into the caverns? Because I have it on good information that giant toads and slavering firebreathing donkeys can kinda just waltz right in to our crafting room.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2801 on: December 27, 2014, 09:16:00 am »

mantislord is back !

omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2802 on: December 27, 2014, 07:22:29 pm »

omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.

Pot Fortress (tm)

As long as it does a similar effect to drunkenness it should be fine. But ask Kamin.
Smeep, although this thread itself toes the "legality line"--we have no way of verifying people that participate are of the legal age to drink in their respective countries--cannabis is a bit too much for me to comfortably agree with. The idea was certainly brought up in the early days of the fort, but I think !!HIGHFORTRESS!! should have its own thread. If it is any consolation, I would certainly read it :)

Quick, e'rybody help provide the details so I can update the OP ('cause I'm busy/lazy)!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2803 on: December 27, 2014, 09:15:35 pm »

I don't think being high has the same vibe as being absolutely hammered and incoherent. We are dwarves, not elves.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2804 on: December 27, 2014, 11:42:38 pm »

Yeah, as amusing as HIGH FORTRESS would be, Toady might not approve.
It would be amusing, though, as long as the player remembered to record a log and didn't just space out for the whole year...
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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