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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 556433 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2805 on: December 30, 2014, 04:11:09 am »

Personally, I'd be okay with playing while high, as long as it's legal wherever the player in question is. Don't break the law for a community fortress.
(I also agree there should be a separate High Fortress thread if someone's gonna do that)

Incidentally, the next couple days are holidays in Japan because New Year's Day is super important (unlike Christmas), so after the festivities in the park I may or may not get drunk and play a round of Drunk Fortress. Or I might just get drunk during the festivities, FIIK what they're gonna be selling  :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2806 on: December 30, 2014, 08:46:22 am »

Can someone update the title?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2807 on: December 30, 2014, 10:46:07 am »

Erm, Yoink. Could you upload the save?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2808 on: December 30, 2014, 11:11:16 am »

Quick, e'rybody help provide the details so I can update the OP ('cause I'm busy/lazy)!

Anvillures

1st turn: Yoink
Dorfs strike the earth. The severed part sails off in an arc.

2nd turn: Scruffy
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The Fortress rises

3rd turn: Shoruke
The Fall (?). It came from the deep.

4rd turn: Uggi
The Fortress endures. Somehow.

5th turn: Taupe
The walls rise. More obscure creatures arrive to Anvillures.
Capybara vomits. Capybara retches

6th turn: Yoink
May his computer rest in peace

7th turn: ...soon
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2809 on: December 30, 2014, 12:59:41 pm »

Erm, Yoink. Could you upload the save?

...Wait, what? Crap!
I thought I uploaded the save days ago. ::) I must have been severely distracted whilst it was uploading. Oops.
Well, I'll upload it now. Sorry guys I had no idea. Why didn't anyone say something sooner?!

Edit: Here it is.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2014, 01:12:50 pm by Yoink »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2810 on: December 30, 2014, 01:16:52 pm »

Thanks Scruffy--any idea which update version? Also, I will check to see if there are fort/embark pictures. Different world?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2811 on: December 30, 2014, 01:22:38 pm »

Thanks Scruffy--any idea which update version? Also, I will check to see if there are fort/embark pictures. Different world?
40.20 or 40.21 I think. 40.19 won't work atleast.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2812 on: December 30, 2014, 01:29:45 pm »

I was on 40.23

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2813 on: December 30, 2014, 01:35:54 pm »

According to the save it's .23.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2814 on: December 30, 2014, 01:52:06 pm »

Ok then. The world was generated in 40.20 and the last few turns have been played with 40.23 client.

Edit: taking a turn soon. In abit over an hour

Ok then, I suppose it is time to start
« Last Edit: December 30, 2014, 03:28:17 pm by Scruffy »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2815 on: December 30, 2014, 04:00:45 pm »

same as last time. 2 litres of 16% "wine". Already drank one litre of it during hte last few hours.
I'm not quite drunk as a skunk yet but still nearly drunk as a small, unpleasant mammal of your choice.

limstone

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Sso much wood. Like this but for the whole embark site

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Where have all the workshops gone? Must rebuiild
Plumphemets growin in our stockpiles and where there once were workshops. Not planted
Must dig deeper to stpo growth. vile plantlife. or fungus. meh
Or perhaps..
MUST GO UP! WE WILL DIG UPWARS

set more mausoleums and crap to be dug while i still ma sober enough for it
cabomets and crap in bedrooms
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The ass mosnter is still trapped.
Other FB is killing crundles. LOADS of crundles
mainstaircase is covered in blood for oer 40 z levels. Siquo blood
think absynthe might be a werewarthog
So much smoke. Whats burnign?
Homey fortress

Where are all outr seeds? where ate the fungi? did someone cook everything?
no bookkeeper
All skilled farmers dead. Only novices. BUGGER


Sandstone

we hjave 4500 logs and have cut  donw less than lalf of the forest
let ust build
yes

Giant puramid. too drunk to build a tower. floors will collapse. will build a pyramid. no floors
That is the next oversseer's problem.
FUCK THE FOREST! MURDER TH TREES AND BUILDF A MONUMENT TO DORFKIND OU OF THEIR DEAD WOODEN CORPSES!
OPERATION FUCK THE ELVES BEGINS NOW!


migrants. ALL CARPENTERS! WE MUST DESECRATE TREES!
WEREGECKO! That will drive away our wrewarthogs and feathering asses
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It was an olm man

Tacl scepter artifact

sealed hole above maingate. No flyers get in once the pyuramid is tilpped

MASTERPEACE BISCUITS!

out of sacks. no wonder nothing got downe itn farming
tpp muich floor building. the fort is not symnmetric

STOP TRANTRUMMING YOU DRUNK BUGGERS!

need grates to prevernt cavein. have to remember or everything will collapse until it hits solid grouind. many leers of floors. boom
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TIMBER
LITErALLY

IT GROWS!

Damn werebeast dorfs keep killing people
more dead crundles. thanks FB

I need te drink more. getting slighrty coherent.

moonstone

aboveground centrer staircase
stkk bi plants. No plants. Now farmers only farm. sorry, named dorfs

ass is on display. making fortificaitosn
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iios.
staircase fuk. of cabinets instead of doors. oops

ipoal

firt floor nearly done
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noithing interesting si happeningbreak is making something..
almond earring. SISSY ELF!
sometyhing is still burning..

oops, bult stairs instaed of walls.

third of the for tis building. ther rest is making food and haulgu n
dhad to bukd gfloors BUILD FOOLS FLOORS and decon stuff to fix a few mistqakes MISTAKES


obsidian

must drink more. downed 3dl at once to get going. last time i took time tit toot me 6secoinds to drink a large cup. had a contest

why a puramid?
1.Easy to buld while drunk
2. outside walls cante be collapes by caveions caused by drunken constcruiction so no accidental breaches
fickl keas! KILL KEAS!
remoed accidental cabinets. built doors
HATCHES. FUCK KEAS

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contuesign old design for catacombs. lots of corpsicles. yum. wish we could eat them


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nothing happelsn. m,ore building
I will build the youter shell. the nest overseers will build the intereioor.
who am ai kidding=? the fort will fall before that.

trhis is too productive. the drunkfrot patrons will insult this as sober like my last turn or the pumpstack projects of old.
FUCK! SÅOÖÖED SPILLED MY DRINK ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!

Granite'
Spring


Finally ran out s of persimmon wood. using somthing selse
remving accidantal rows of stairs and replacing 3wsith wallsö
still growing
DAMN. BUIlt many zinc walsl insteafd of wood walls. must anger el es. wood walls

elves... NO!
GAZE UPON OUR WOODEN GLORY! A MONYMEnt BUILT UPON THE DEATH OF TREES YOU HOLD SO DEAR! DIE ELVES! ATTACK MINIONS

oh fog. They are all useless peasants. cant get killed by welces elves, can they? Oh, they can..
Dead elves. HA!

Dorsfg angry. stressed from seeing edad elves. WHAT?
DWARVES ARE ANGRY ABOUT SEEING DEAD ELVES? FEAR SEEING DEATH? OF ELVES? I don't belong in this fortress anynroe..

Uggi got his first elf kill
yawb biring
boring
migrants. more carpenters.

mionster ass scaring workers

mines. stripminigng for metal. there si no metal. darn5

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THE TREES! THEY GROW TOO FAST! THE TREES ARE WINNING! CAN*T CHOP DWONW WASFT ENOUGH!
THE ELCVES ARE WINNING DUE TO DEES GROWING TOO FAST! HORRORS! MUST CHOP!

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getting hard to buld. doo drunk
must not build zinc.
need food. need to cook. in real life
dporfs can't work. too horrifiedn of dead elves. WHY?

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jervill takeing by fey mood. making a

Wokshops STIL BURNING!

making pasta galio olio e peperonci. or something
plain pasta with gar,lcm oil and hcili
soudsn fancier that way, doesnt it`? too drunk to cook anything bettergreat scaöy rhino beetle with webds


Ahh cookin. have to remember which spices are sollutable in oil and which in wtter.
molecular gastrony. bah. you know ath i mean. can't bother to explain. after years fof stdudying it chemesytyr just comes to my  mind when cookind drunk

felshjote

jervill made aleriote crown with pics of forgtten beasts and elf queens.
biolding BUILDING errors. fixing em

drinking bnooze over too long berioid of 6 hours. not drunk enough to be overly wasted on drunkfort
but too drunk to avoud horrible hangobertomorrow

noithing interexszting happening
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growing..
biult 10z levels up from old roof

FICL! FUCK! 15z building limit. forgot all bbout oit. I should have rememberred after so many tower fortresses.
'ARMOK DAMN IT! Flat roof on puramid. ti will be a tample after all

re,oving incidental walls instead or ramps
flat roofed top on the pyramid. damrn

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dorfs running everywhere. it is gbeayuriful

hematite

it is amazing what dorfs can accimplish in a year if you assing enoug of them. 30 atleast.
humansö
won't kill thenm. I like hunmans. they are vile creatureas luike us dorfs. wonä't lill them.

stoöö STILL no sleeds seeds for the farms. will harvest vave CAVE (DAMN IT) plants for seds SEEDS

absolutely no metal..
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migrants. go away
keep pressing d isntead of f. must fi x eerors. perfectionist.
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It is done. tha largest tower in the ´lhistory of drunkfortress


malachite

ass FB is trapped with fortificatisons
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i sound coherent. must druink but feel too drunk. cconfusing. what to do?
k,eep building downstairs and walls instead of floors. must keep trying

IKT IOS DONE! 15z above highest point in map. pyramid. YES!
FUCK CAPYBARAS AND KEAS!
Ordered more berrooms to be dfug out
I know aht month it is. that is too sober for errunk fortress.
see? i frote drunk fortress bu ri doesnt look llime tit
vbuilding towers. if i levave the orfs to themselves they WILL cause caverins
That si why io love dorf fortress. requires micromanagement to build simple towers.

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it is odene
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jave to constantly fix tstuuff

galemta  oi tjoml
another mood
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artifact womat leather botot

ljut of boozd
OUT OF bOOZE
workshops STILL burNING

making zinc statues
buiolding last wawslls to seal the fort

limestone
should stop lkaying
must complete building. omly then can I stop playing

OH ARMOK! We are cpplomg cooking booze! Hor worrigying¨'
to,e so stop

Edit: The pics are in wrong order. damn it
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10358
habe to go to bed. so tired
« Last Edit: December 31, 2014, 08:36:22 am by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2816 on: December 30, 2014, 08:52:24 pm »

Let me get this straight. I built a goddamn wall with fortifications on top of it, and your initial reaction upon seeing it was ''Yes, I will build an empty pyramid-shaped shell above and around it!''.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2817 on: December 30, 2014, 09:19:37 pm »

Yay pyramid...shaped... thing?
...Yay! :))

Pretty impressive. I think. I might download the save later and take a look at it without the tileset, hehe.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2818 on: December 30, 2014, 09:40:03 pm »

Can we get a DFMA update?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2819 on: December 31, 2014, 04:44:48 am »

So I updated my DF client (again), I've got the save loaded up... I'm not drunk yet and I'm not claiming a turn yet, but I will mention that it's very likely I'll be taking a turn a few hours from now (assuming nobody else beats me to it).
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