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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138959 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2865 on: January 12, 2015, 10:09:53 am »

I'm down several shots of vodka (five I think?) and kinda dizzy, but I can still reach my vodcoke (which, HUUUGE COINCIDENCE, is what I happen to be drinking) without sowoning or anything, so I'm not gonna start yet. But I did make a King Murdoc into Drwof. I mean I made a dorf into kig Murdoc. Or something. Yer a bone doctor.


TAG OUT, someone e'lse turn
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2866 on: January 12, 2015, 11:12:48 am »

That was a rather impressive turn. (Dat hump operator typo) Though you are blaming a lot my Naryars. I suppose that means we must become rivals.

I intend to take a turn wednesday evening, european time, but not right now. Too soon since the last boozing.

Scruffy, you are our drunken model to all. So go on ?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2867 on: January 12, 2015, 01:06:51 pm »

Amazing.
One of the best turns in a long time.  :o

did... did you seriously put dorfs there as bait?
that's so evil
...
I only just now noticed, in the "tasty dorfs here come clowns" room there's a table and some chairs for the clowns to eat at. Nice touch.
Dem buggers tend to path to the meeting zones

I don't understand this little chute that goes from the undreground lakes to the magma sea. Why is there a 300-foot cock and balls staircase?

To smite the demons ofcourse. You can't smite the demons without a 300-foot cock and balls staircase. I suppose that it should be reloaded incase we need it again. We will need a new bait though.


Does'tnt matter how long you've been on this turn, as long as it isn't the first for a fort you can always find more evidence of someone else fucking up worse than you :3
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Yep, that was me. Now that I think about it the demons might enter the fortress via that hole if they reach the magmasea. *shrug*
Oh well

I'll take a turn in a few hours
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2868 on: January 12, 2015, 01:14:12 pm »

the best thread

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2869 on: January 12, 2015, 01:21:13 pm »

Am I still alive?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2870 on: January 12, 2015, 01:59:09 pm »

Started drinking
I have:
1l of crappy lager
0.5l of Magners
1l of 16% strawberry wine.

Just chucked down the first beer can and started on the wine.
Currently eating my dinner so it might take me a while to get drunk with a full stomach. (Sausages and baked beans with a large salad and couscous incase you were wondering)
Okay, I have drunk 3/4 of the wine and a can of lager. Just compiled the previous turns in one post and poked our mantis overlord for a post update. Loading the save now
« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 03:16:45 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2871 on: January 12, 2015, 02:25:08 pm »

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2872 on: January 12, 2015, 03:13:58 pm »

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?
This particular fort?

Anvillures

1st turn: Yoink
Dorfs strike the earth. The severed part sails off in an arc.

2nd turn: Scruffy
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The Fortress rises

3rd turn: Shoruke
The Fall (?). Ass. It came from the deep.

4rd turn: Uggi
The Fortress endures. Somehow.

5th turn: Taupe
The walls rise. More obscure creatures arrive to Anvillures.
Capybara vomits. Capybara retches

6th turn: Yoink
May his computer rest in peace

7th turn: Scruffy
The Construction of the Mighty Drunk Pyramid.

8th turn: Shoruke
Confusion. Shoruke makes the fort functional again.

9th turn: Scruffy
Candy is breached and sealed. Penis-shaped demon smiting apparatus becomes operational and slays three dozen demons

10th turn: Yoink
Death to the Elves! Hell is sealed. (with even more walls)

11tg turn: Naryar


12tg turn: Shoruke?
Mass burial of the dead. Fort is made functional once again. Read the turn. It is good.

13th turn: me??

Wait, 13 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?

Sorry Shoruke, too drunk. missed your turn
« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 06:29:33 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2873 on: January 12, 2015, 03:42:21 pm »

Sorry for double post. Seems easier this way. Atleast we will have the latest turn as the latest post for a while. Sorry

So, I remember something about the fort not collapsing? Should I make a self-destruct lever? That would mean the end of this glorious zinc-only wood pyramid fortress. I will do it if you want. Otherwise it is demon time! Perhaps some more pyramid too. th e penis-shaped extension is not enough.

Okay, loading the soon save now and stopping spellchecking

playing craft the world while wainting o be drunk enough for drunkfort.
I am drunk but not dDRUNK ENOUGH"! it is a game with dorfs and stupidity. almopst teh same thing

i seem to have lost my fork. How horrifyign

Scratch that. DFound it. In hte bathroom. I donät wamt tp know. Neither do you for that matter. Have to get up in a bit over 8 hours too.

Okay, it seem sthat I am drunk enough
Finished the wine. Now I only have some Magners, 2 cans of beer and loads of coffee
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« Last Edit: January 13, 2015, 09:20:36 am by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2874 on: January 12, 2015, 06:20:56 pm »

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?
This particular fort?

Anvillures

<snip>

12tg turn: ME?

Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?


I think you missed my turn that I just did :<

But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you  :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2875 on: January 12, 2015, 06:30:04 pm »

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?
This particular fort?

Anvillures

<snip>

12tg turn: ME?

Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?


I think you missed my turn that I just did :<

But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you  :P
Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turn
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2876 on: January 12, 2015, 06:35:08 pm »

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?
This particular fort?

Anvillures

<snip>

12tg turn: ME?

Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?


I think you missed my turn that I just did :<

But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you  :P
Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turn

S'all good  :D
Except my stomach. I feel like I ate a nail file or something.
At least my broke-ass sleep schedule somehow got fixed by my alcohol abuse, I actually woke up in the morning today.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2877 on: January 12, 2015, 07:37:14 pm »

''Hey everyone, the fort is now 13 turns old! incredible!''

*Pyramid catches on fire*

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2878 on: January 12, 2015, 09:40:44 pm »

Wait... I made a candy axe?! :o
That's actually a pretty damn awesome artefact. Even if it was just a possession. Reclaim time! Excellent turn!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2879 on: January 12, 2015, 09:43:53 pm »

Incarnate three times, all of them die in the same turn. Let's hope that my name is not cursed.
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