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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138608 times)

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2880 on: January 12, 2015, 09:44:58 pm »

If it makes you feel any better there are at least 20 dead Bobnovas by now. Probably closer to 40.
There was a string where I died at least once per turn.
It wasn't a short string.

That was a brutal Scruffy turn!
« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 09:47:34 pm by Bobnova »
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2881 on: January 12, 2015, 09:46:54 pm »

Half the time it seems like everyone dies at least once in a turn, and the fort's life is just prolonged by migrants. :P
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2882 on: January 13, 2015, 12:04:09 am »

I missed that it's 13 turns for that fort!
That's solid!
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Kamin

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Updated the OP. Couldn't seem to find new world picture on Yoink's first turn, if it indeed a new world instead of only a new embark.

Apologies for the absence, but being newly-engaged and traveling have their ways of taking precedence... If only for a short time :P Thank you for being on top of the mythology (as always), Scruffy!

Yoink

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It's alright Kamin, this trainwreck keeps going even without any guidance. :P
Also I'm pretty sure I just started a new embark, not a new world... those poor bastards Knit finished off are probably distantly related to our dwarves somehow, heh.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
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TD1

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Congratulations on the engagement!

Be sure to get absolutely drunk, and have a turn on DF to celebrate!
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Scruffy

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Uploading pictures now.
Man, I really screwed up that turn
I turned the fort into a lair before it fell so most of the stuff should still be near where it was instead of being scattered all around the embark site. Ofcourse all the food and booze is gone but seems like most of the seeds remain (they don't rot?). I think that there should be two or so sets of candy armor somewhere in the forges too. The outer walls have a few holes and the candy spire is open but nothing seems to be crawling up from it. A tin glaze FB butchered most of the reclaiming dorfs

Oh, and the ass is dead.

Edit: So, a flying titan pretty much killed and burned everything, then a large goblin invasion got in and killed the rest. Then yet another FB killed most of the reclaim. Not sure if it was the ass but there was an epic battle between 6 axedorfs and the FB in the pyramid's main staircase. Not quite balrog and grand stairs battle but enough to mess things up.

Thanks for updating the OP Kamin.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2015, 09:25:50 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

TheFlame52

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That was awesome.

Shoruke

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So that turn had the third and fourth time this fort had less than 5 dorfs left alive, and it's still going?

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, Dwarf and invader alike.
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Kamin

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So that turn had the third and fourth time this fort had less than 5 dorfs left alive, and it's still going?

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, Dwarf and invader alike.
The Drunks have finally swindled their way in and suckled on the teat of Ambrosia--we are no longer mortal beings, but gods of hazy memories and merriment. We do not die, but multiply; death is a temporary reprieve from the previous night of revelry. After recharging our besotten batteries, we are reincarnated and rush headlong back into the fray.

Gentledorfs: We are Forever.

Chevaleresse

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So like Valhalla, but with even more booze?
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Scruffy

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Welcometo Anvillures.
Bring booze
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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I'm sick, and just called off. The responsible course of action would be to stay in bed, sleep, and rest all day.

The cooler solution would be to master this level 3 wizard spell and play a turn on an empty stomach.

Drunk fortress, be my conscience

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I'd post a helpful image of a little devil-like character whispering into someone's ear, but I'm on my phone. Oh well, get drunk!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Shoruke

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I suddenly understand why it costs so much money to add extra spells to your book: you buy the inscription components at the liquor store (and everyone knows alcohol prices are hugely inflated).

Fare ye well, you crazy bastard, and remember to drink as much water as you can right before you go to bed.
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