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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
No!
I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 700584 times)

Random_Dragon

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Having "someone" accidentally fuck the world with said dong would be the best-case scenario. Worst-case scenario would be adding things to it that don't belong on any dwarven, elven, or human dong. o3o
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Kamin

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The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"
^Edited, but this. All of this.

Scruffy

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The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"
^Edited, but this. All of this.
Urist and the Wangs of Doom, a dwarven opera

Anyway, starting to get drunk. Will post on my earlier post to keep it in a single post
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Random_Dragon

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Anyone want to bet that this results in a half-finished attempt to expand the Dong of Doom that makes it look ridickulous?
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Scruffy

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Done. something somthig
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Taupe

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I'll be playing either tuesday or wednesday. We have the fireball. We have the technology. We have the money. we can rebuild it.

Random_Dragon

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...am I the expedition leader? Ohgodwut. owo
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Shoruke

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I think I might need to add some of these recent quotes to our TvTropes page.
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Kamin

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Woah, Kamin9 is an uberdorf. Insane stats and fighting skills. even killed a crundle and a reacher..
And this is surprising why? It's a given, really.  ;D

Random_Dragon

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That dorf must be a giant mantis in disguise. owo
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Scruffy

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Save is up.
It also appears that two forbidden doors are the only thing preventing the fort from drowning.  Oh well. I'm sure that we will be safe. It is not like any drunken overseers ever do anything stupid out of curiosity like opening a door or anything, right?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Naryar

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Unintentional phallic water piston doomsday device ! Yes ! This is the best thing ever !

Having "someone" accidentally fuck the world with said dong would be the best-case scenario.

fuck the world with said dong

I see what you did there.

The only thing that we are missing is magma.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2015, 04:43:22 am by Naryar »
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miauw62

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oh hey my dorf did something
\o/
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

DrStrangeWeird

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So, to establish, I have no clue what I'm doing but here comes a turn assuming I don't throw up and fall asleep immediately.
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Kamin

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So, to establish, I have no clue what I'm doing but here comes a turn assuming I don't throw up and fall asleep immediately.
Welcome to Hell, fellow imbiber. Simply download the save and attempt a year; there's really not much to it! Try to take some screenshots if you can, as it's always nice to have some visual reference when it comes to the chaos. We are all looking very much forward to it; here is Scruffy's latest turn link: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10796
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