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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1162183 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: We Love Geometry]
« Reply #3660 on: June 23, 2015, 08:13:46 am »

I had a minor epiphany while reading that.

Drunk Taupe is wise Taupe  :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: We Love Geometry]
« Reply #3661 on: June 23, 2015, 08:23:17 am »

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949

Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.

PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 08:46:38 am by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: We Love Geometry]
« Reply #3662 on: June 23, 2015, 12:40:16 pm »

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949

Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.

PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...

I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves  >:(

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: We Love Geometry]
« Reply #3663 on: June 23, 2015, 12:47:07 pm »

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949

Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.

PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...

I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves  >:(
Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live!  >:(

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: We Love Geometry]
« Reply #3664 on: June 23, 2015, 01:20:28 pm »

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949

Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.

PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...

I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves  >:(
Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live!  >:(
...Don't tell me not to tell you how to live!   >:(

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: We Love Geometry]
« Reply #3665 on: June 23, 2015, 01:21:16 pm »

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949

Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.

PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...

I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves  >:(
Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live!  >:(
...Don't tell me not to tell you how to live!   >:(
We resent that!  >:(

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So... many... angry faces.

The one thing that DO make me mad tho, is that we don't have garnierite in this fortress. Like, we could have made salad furniture to stuff the taco with?

ALSO, I was under the impression that this fortress existed in the middle of an ocean with nothing around. I was actually surprised when I noticed that we actually have a strip of land to the right side. in retrospect that DOES explain why the fort actually managed to exist in the first place.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 01:45:00 pm by Taupe »
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Make the top of the taco out of glass, and put the dining room in it.
You can make all the furniture green by having cave-adapted Dwarves puke on it!
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The taco needs flavour, beef, salad, cheese, etc.
Or just put the trade depot into it and sacrifice elves to the great taco.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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i was thinking of filling the taco with magma red pepper sauce, the very hot ones, you know

May take a turn today. Not sure about it, though.

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getting drunk, maybe i should take a small turn ?

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triple post fuck yeah

I think imma gonna take a small turn. Properly drunk now. downloading MOLE TauPE MOLE really he is a taupe i mean a mole turn.

12:11 Alright, i'm quite buzzed already. Aiming towards drunk. Opening the save, an starting to play.

I hope the FPS aib'nt tdodo o bad (oh who wh the typos are going to slay me already)

12:14 imma working on the taco & FILL IT WITH MAGMA

12:22 the work is going on. i think imma remove some stockpiles so i don't need to work with ice to fill the taco with hot pepper sauce

12:24 im doing a bit of burial work, just coffins causewe ehave vsoeme dmany . slabs ? fucs slabs dkd e. it'll remove some ghostlys at least

12:42 i don't have enough materials to make a magmasafe c how hte theell is thsi called? a magma ascensor ? no, a magma llift ? nope.avi

maybe a pump stack ? yeah that'll be that

can't make a magam a s pump sstac due to not enough gmamga safe ites

stupid embark

i will instead fill the ataco with water 1/10

13:04 embark, soon to build the pumps, i need to put everyone as pump operationr , soon the taco will be full of water 10/10

do tacoes can be one with ice ? maybe i'll flavor it with elf blood

13:14 THE TACO IT4S FILLING THE WATER



meanwhile xantalos as drowned... probably a result of my pumps but who fives a shit

13:19 lol i am drowning sso amy ydwarves

NOOO ! I drowend clowervr magic ! A curse on me, up to the twelthy generation !



i'm gonna make something so dwarves don't drown anymore because this is the most unsafe shit ever

14:14 taco is full of water nwo



i was watching some fist of the north star gooodness.

attaatattatata waaataaaaa

omae wa mou shindeiru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgpU70MZno

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*explodes*

anyways, taco is full of water now

what to o with th resst; d

14:24 well, we seem to be a mess somehow

i don't know how this works but there seems to be a loyalty cascade, maybe a minor one, around the lower lveelvel

it is fixed, the loyalty cascae is over, it may have been a simple tnantrum

14:50 threre is a fire forgotten beast and it set fire to the first cavern

i don't noww what to o i m going to stop

there,saving game, ending that

gonna uplodd it sto dfdfddfd

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« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 08:20:27 am by Naryar »
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Do you want a soggy Taco? This is why we can't have nice things.
Nice work finding more dwarves to kill though, I guess taupe missed some ;p
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Somehow I doubt if the Disney Frozen Edition would have a huge, fiery phallus throbbing its way from the heart of the volcano below, or be manned primarily by drunken, drowned Dwarves.

You can imagine Elsa just saying "the phallus never bothered me anyway," can't you?
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There is no huge, fiery phallus.

There is a large, wooden one, though.
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