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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 579940 times)

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3765 on: July 24, 2015, 11:19:22 pm »

Well I am quitting ze boozes.

Lost me phone me wallet and me keys.
A blackout.
Me body is ripped in twain with digestive abnormalities.
Never ever ever drink moonshine for free and then tell the locals you are not drunk yet.

They will make you so.

Mrrrrrrgmmmmhhhhh fare well funny folk.
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3766 on: July 25, 2015, 02:54:58 pm »

Agh that sucks!
Sorry to hear you lost everything :(
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Geallen

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3767 on: July 27, 2015, 03:47:39 am »

I'm a paranoid person, so this is how I drink when I go over board. Otherwise its one beer, and if I'm at a bar its nothing.

Step 1: lock yourself in your room

Step 2: put noise maker on said door handle

Step 3: Get drunk

That being said, I want to be dworfed, perhaps I'll jump in if you guys have space. If there is, soonest I can do a round tomorrow evening I'll be tired from work on top of everything else so !!FUN!!.

Name: SirFancyPants
Job:Clothier
Request: MAKE LOTS OF PANTS with him

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3768 on: July 27, 2015, 03:52:15 am »

Welcome aboard! We all hope to see you and always welcome new blood. I have added SirFancyPants to the Dorfing List.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3769 on: July 27, 2015, 03:54:21 am »

Ah someones around, just a quick question. What version is this fortress on atm? I assume its 34xx, but I haven't gone through all the pages yet.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3770 on: July 27, 2015, 03:55:56 am »

Currently 40.24, according to my records.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3771 on: July 27, 2015, 05:21:38 am »

Kay its morning for me now, when I get back from work. I'll let the devil's liquid loose upon my mind, and dive into Drunk Fortress!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3772 on: July 27, 2015, 09:37:20 pm »

Excellent!
I'm looking forward to it.
We all are.


EDIT:
Must be one hell of a workday if you're not home yet.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3773 on: July 28, 2015, 12:53:47 am »

Excellent!
I'm looking forward to it.
We all are.


EDIT:
Must be one hell of a workday if you're not home yet.
DAYS ARE 24 HOURS.

Geallen

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3774 on: July 29, 2015, 01:39:45 am »

Well I did it but passed out half way through, I've been busy like hell so wasn't able to tell you guys. That and my boss chewed me out for being two hours late. But hey what is a drunk dworf to do when Armok is beckoning?

Anyways I'll edit this page in a bit since now I have time to compile the stuff together. If you guys don't use the save file its fine, I think I was somewhere in winter when I hit the deck.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3775 on: July 29, 2015, 01:54:48 am »

The seasons are easy to tell with this new fort. I ask myself ''are people dying from mass-drowning, or mass-refreeze?''

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3776 on: July 29, 2015, 03:56:20 am »

Oh wow, all I remember is I woke up head on the desk late in the morning, I have no idea why or if I stopped playing or if I just put my head down then went night night.

Anyways I only got to opal. And seems shit was starting to hit the fan. Good luck guys. Next time I'll try to do this on the weekend rofl. Also I didn't dworf myself.

save

The session
Holy crap I'm running my body through an triatholon today, was up all night playing DF saw this thread and joined in. For those of you who don't know me or my day job its intense. I'll shorten it for you.
OH gawd! Brass everywhere its just all over the place! Wait no! Its in the vents! Shoot her! ShooooT! HER! Get to da Pants!
Yea its a hardknot life for me.

Alright so before I get obliterated here's what I got in store for myself. No beer around(which I would prefer). But theres a shot of vodka I'll down right away as an starter, and I found this large ass bottle of red wine thats been sitting around for a few years, so time to put it to use. As for my supplements to keep my pallete and body satiated,
I have lots of water, and chocalate, the organic kind no sugar, cinamon goodness.

Lets rub our hands together and see what happens.\

Pants T -1
Kay, so Im nuked. Wasd playing Open xcom ufo-dick def. last misson tokoyo atack n' I only have lasers, fucking cyberdicks all over tlhe fucking city. Lets just say that, all dead okay
now time for DF.

Pants T -0
ok time for soem music tohelp chear me up.
https://youtu.be/VyKi2I0m08w?t=10m34s

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm ready for DF now

Pants T+1

o fuck what is this MADDNESSSSSSSSS!!!?

alrihgt whoever made thiss stockpile really? this thing has a larger cavvvity than hilary clintons snuke from sp. quantum stockpilez ave us
its ok though im just piky
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o sheeiet is that ice like keeping lava................. ok who coded this gam a TOAD!?!?
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4th pantsstone
i finnaly found where our barracs is. I feel so bad for these guys they deserve better. ill come up with soomething
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6th pantsstone
OH GAWDALDkjA:SLdkJA! one of our dwarves is a werelizardzzzzz KILL IT pURGAAE IT!
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get ther fast! guyz ar diezing
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im sorry urist it had to be done I take a few swigs of wine in his memory
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14th pantsstone
OKOAY i found some inspiration from this woodya on the surfac
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i dub it ARMOKS COK
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the balls will be the barracks, shaft their homes da tip memorial hal IT WIL BE EPIC

i desrve some more swigs of drink for my genuis

20th pantsstone
welp stuf is boring so i check the stocks, OH GURD WE NEEEEE MOR WEAPONZZZZZZZ armork doe not approve!

25th PANTSSTONE
so armoks cock is going sl;ow welp some FUNNY GUY is digging out lots of iceeeeeee. whoever did ill get you IF ITS THE LAS T:LHING I DO

2nd pantsopal
kay so one of the miners haikiaiaia or wat ev has a mood. better be sumthing gut

4th OHGURDPANTSOPALWERELIZ:ALKAJRDS EVYWERE
kay i think tis fort might be scewdled whatevs ill let some other overseer fix it CHURGE PORGE DA EVILZA
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NOOOOOOOO pplz are DIEZING
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6th opalsaztimes
so manyz deadz;dflkasjdf  i think ill have to qaurantine, then kill all pplz who rz lizurds but first I WANT ARMAORKS COKS DONE

more swigs fur do fallen!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3777 on: July 29, 2015, 10:18:00 am »

The only thing it's missing are veins. And let me tell you, that is some glorious shit right there.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3778 on: July 29, 2015, 11:25:01 am »

This was beautiful...

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3779 on: August 03, 2015, 11:38:17 am »

Is that four phallic devices in a single fort ? not bad

and my giant, vertical, erected wooden penis still stands
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