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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1162660 times)

Clover Magic

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4440 on: April 24, 2016, 02:48:15 am »

donje sleepytimew
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4441 on: April 24, 2016, 10:31:56 am »

Clover's back! Welcome back Clover!
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4442 on: April 24, 2016, 10:47:07 am »

donje sleepytimew
Are you alive?

Don't seem like it. I'm 99% percent sure you said everything was on fire, not that it was particularly clear if you were speaking the English language.
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Clover Magic

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4443 on: April 24, 2016, 11:43:42 am »

donje sleepytimew
Are you alive?

Don't seem like it. I'm 99% percent sure you said everything was on fire, not that it was particularly clear if you were speaking the English language.

I am alive!  Surprisingly, forbidding the burning items and then pretending they didn't exist and hoping the problem sorted itself out actually worked lol they all eventually burned out.

Except the perma-burning parchment scroll on the stairs somewhere, it refuses to go out and there's just constant smoke billowing up the staircase.

The turn wasn't very exciting to be honest, it was mostly me trying to do drunken damage control, I loaded the game, saw half the front hallway on fire, and decided I was too drunk to deal with that shit lol and mostly just made dorfs haul shit around.

Clover's back! Welcome back Clover!

Thanks I am back! \o/ Sorry, I dorfed you but you died to the goboo siege ):
« Last Edit: April 24, 2016, 11:54:12 am by Clover Magic »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4444 on: April 24, 2016, 12:59:10 pm »

Oh wow. I don't even know who burnt the fort down this time.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4445 on: April 25, 2016, 04:09:56 am »

Got a question. Whatever happened to the PDF that Scruffy was supposed to be working on? The link on the front page is broke .
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4446 on: April 25, 2016, 04:50:51 am »

Got a question. Whatever happened to the PDF that Scruffy was supposed to be working on? The link on the front page is broke .
I wanted to get rid of that humiliatingly badly made pdf soon after creating it so I removed it from DFFD a LONG time ago.
If it's going to be done it atleast deserves to be done properly.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4447 on: April 25, 2016, 11:12:20 am »

Oh, nice turn! I'm not actually sure quite what went on but it was an entertaining read nonetheless. :D
Welcome back, Clover!
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TD1

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4448 on: April 25, 2016, 12:01:13 pm »

What I want to know is... what happened to the wasp.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4449 on: April 27, 2016, 07:10:09 pm »

What I want to know is... what happened to the wasp.
He was just using Clover's computer to vote "I am Shoruke".
Put some pollen and a smartphone in an air vent or something, there'll be a billion of me in a day.

Also, finals are FINALLY OVER!
It is DONE,
it is OVER,
holy SHIT,
I'll take a turn when I feel like it. Sometime in the next seven days probably.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4450 on: April 27, 2016, 11:31:09 pm »

What I want to know is... what happened to the wasp.
He was just using Clover's computer to vote "I am Shoruke".
Put some pollen and a smartphone in an air vent or something, there'll be a billion of me in a day.

Also, finals are FINALLY OVER!
It is DONE,
it is OVER,
holy SHIT,
I'll take a turn when I feel like it. Sometime in the next seven days probably.

OMGOMGOMGOMG YAY!
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4451 on: April 28, 2016, 04:55:25 am »

Would it be possable for me to just go for 48 hours with no sleep during summer and drink coffee while playing dd. Could work.
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Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4452 on: April 28, 2016, 01:38:30 pm »

Past the 36 hour mark you are basically inflicting permanent damage upon your brain so thats hardly something I feel like encouraging. At this point, illegal underage drinking is something Id favor over extended sleep depration. You wouldnt really have ''fun'' at this point anyway, as a strong desire to die would probably dampeb whatever pleasure can be derived from dwarf fortress.

I mean, im obviously NOT encouraging underage illegal drinking, it was just to put things in perpective. But thanks for asking, potential undercover FBI reader.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2016, 01:40:56 pm by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4453 on: April 28, 2016, 01:59:16 pm »

What about taking a turn in a country with a lower drinking age?
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Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4454 on: April 28, 2016, 02:12:15 pm »

What about taking a turn in a country with a lower drinking age?
I think the legality of that would vary from country to country (taking both your birth country and destination country into account, in some cases).
The wisdom of that will vary from person to person, but that's true for drinking in any circumstance, so... there's too many details I don't have.

Depends partly on how old you are. I wouldn't have any ethical problems with, say, 15 year-olds drinking in the presence of adults who know how not to hurt themselves, or 19-year olds vacationing to a more liberal country to have a few, but 12-year-olds probably shouldn't drink at all, you know?
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!
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