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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
No!
I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 673846 times)

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4515 on: June 07, 2016, 06:42:18 am »

Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.
We are not otherkin enough, not appraiser of fine children's cartoons enough. *scutters off sobbing* :-X
We need to drown the damned ponies in magma and booze, clearly.

Although we are doing well, apparently !

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4516 on: June 07, 2016, 12:07:03 pm »

Clearly the answer to this is to finagle a way to have dwarven cavalry when actually playing as dwarves.
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4517 on: June 07, 2016, 07:01:32 pm »

Rick is pretty damn dorfy.
That reminds me, I should re-watch some more of season one whilst I'm here in a house with Netflix...
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4518 on: June 19, 2016, 05:36:51 pm »

Page three?!

I, sadly, have work obligations this weekend. No dorfyness for me.
Am playing dwarf fortress though! Much like one of the past forts, I have something of a werelizard issue.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4519 on: June 20, 2016, 01:22:53 am »

I want to play Drunk Fortress, but I'm just not in a drinky mood.
It's a pickle.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4520 on: June 20, 2016, 09:40:27 pm »

I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.
I'm tempted to sig this.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4521 on: June 21, 2016, 04:06:55 am »

I want to play Drunk Fortress, but I'm just not in a drinky mood.
It's a pickle.
I'm tempted to sig this.
Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4522 on: June 21, 2016, 09:17:52 am »

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4523 on: June 21, 2016, 09:58:09 am »

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?

..A keg of booze with a beard on it?
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4524 on: June 21, 2016, 10:44:26 am »

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

The Slannesh Fortress.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4525 on: June 21, 2016, 01:22:44 pm »

Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!

inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?

..A keg of booze with a beard on it?

The bearded keg o' beer stands on short stilts with very nice socks on.
They'd be silk knee-high stockings if not for the whole 2-Inch Legs With No Knees thing.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2016, 01:52:05 pm by Shoruke »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4526 on: June 21, 2016, 03:48:32 pm »

Just drank some Dorf (beer)
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4527 on: June 21, 2016, 04:47:59 pm »

Just drank some Dorf (beer)
Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Because that's how you get Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing.
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« Reply #4528 on: June 21, 2016, 05:52:16 pm »

Just drank some Dorf (beer)
Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Because that's how you get Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing.
Are we doing phrasing again? Because it sounds like we are doing phrasing again

Edit: Clearly drunkfortress is a Krieger episode
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« Last Edit: June 21, 2016, 06:17:16 pm by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4529 on: June 21, 2016, 08:05:14 pm »

If ever we need a poster for this thread, I nominate that picture. That was priceless
 :D
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