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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1139173 times)

Random_Dragon

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4845 on: June 08, 2017, 12:11:23 pm »

No more kobolds, we returned to dorfs.

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Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4846 on: June 08, 2017, 12:31:58 pm »

Good, then I'll take a turn this evening.

Although admittedly, having a anti-kobold overseer run a kobold fort would be certainly more Fun.

I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another ten...
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By bottle I mean a big one. About 1,25 pint, or 75cl.

I have now a bit more than an additional liter of beer. I'll be sleeping before I drink all I have in my fridge, so all good.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4847 on: June 08, 2017, 02:14:21 pm »

Alright, Imm'a starting to drink. I'll get that save on and see how much of a terrible, hilarious mess the fort is.

22:02 Loading save !

Well, that's a ncie mess you've done in the caverns, SHoiruke. I'm sjut looking at the fort at this point, I've nearly finished my first bottle of beer and I am not yet drunk. Far from it. So not starting yet.

Also I'm apparently a rar file or some shit. Compressed naryar. Hmm, that would only end in bloodshed.

22:09 "COCK LOL" I approve of that.

I need to put more random phallic symbols in the fort.

Finished the first bottle of beer. Need a second to be reaylly drunk

22:14 Why is there barely any pressure or bubbles in that beer ? :O

Well, let's get soused more.

22:23 I don't get why is the fort so spread out... this can only end in tragedy Fun.

Anyways, I'm getting slowly drunk. I think I will be soon able tos rtattr;
« Last Edit: June 08, 2017, 03:23:59 pm by Naryar »
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Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4848 on: June 08, 2017, 11:54:14 pm »

Well, nevermind. Sleep got me before I even started.  >:(

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4849 on: June 09, 2017, 01:18:09 am »

Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4850 on: June 09, 2017, 08:27:04 am »

Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V

No, it's just me.

I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.

Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4851 on: June 09, 2017, 09:12:00 am »

Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V

No, it's just me.

I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.

Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...
Counteract it with redbull.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4852 on: June 16, 2017, 08:20:03 am »

Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V

No, it's just me.

I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.

Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...
If it's sleep that's getting you, play Drunk Fort the classy way: by getting drunk in the early afternoon on a weekend!  :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4853 on: June 23, 2017, 02:25:13 pm »

I'm looking at doing a turn, maybe tonight or tomorrow. Are we playing on unmodded or no? (also I haven't played in over a year, so. Um. I'll probably break things)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4854 on: June 23, 2017, 02:50:19 pm »

I'm looking at doing a turn, maybe tonight or tomorrow. Are we playing on unmodded or no? (also I haven't played in over a year, so. Um. I'll probably break things)
Unmodded
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4855 on: June 23, 2017, 07:09:29 pm »

This kills the crab sads the dragon.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4856 on: June 24, 2017, 09:05:10 pm »

Alright then, time to get this show on the road. Got the save loaded up, got my booze, and got my music playing. I barely remember how to play, so I'm going to have to re-learn... With enough booze to immediately forget again. What could possibly go wrong?
(note, I have no idea how to properly resize these, I'll try to figure it out tomorrow. Maybe.)
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First impression: Lava. Lava everywhere. This.... Is going to be !!Fun!!, isn't it? Well, time to get started on my drink, and check out the map while I wit for it to kick in.

Okay then. Two drinks in, and I'm still procrastinating. O the other hand, I have a nice buzz going. NOW I'm going to look at everything

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Cute.

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Tiny frog got in my house. How'd you get in here, little buddy? Out you go.

Okay, so the lava seems to just be on the very bottom layer. Time to drink again.
Looks like everyone's named, so I'll have to wait until I get a new shipment of dorfs to name one after myself. Hopefully I get an engineer.

I unpaused for a bit, dug some things, and repaused. I feel so accomplished.... Drinking time again

Starting to dig out some spaces for workshops and bedrooms. Drinky time agian

Got distracted. Dringk.

Music stopped. Time to change the albums. Luckily I'm not so far gona sa to have trouble or damage my records. It is very important that I get the right few records picked out, because soon I won't be able to safelty pull them out of their sleeves. At least. Not without risking damaging them. Good thing my player has a record changer.

Okay. Back to the game. Drinking again At this point I tink I have about a minute of actual gameplay.... I really need to stop pausing so much

Got distracted, my neighbors werehavinga fire, and I joined them

Migrntd arriged. heeey buuddies

hd to look up cntrold. cant remmber how to change jobs

trade carrvanv bout to leave. ohw do i interac?

prety sure the dorf I grabbed is a vampire

Bleh, cant figure out === it out

== THE MERCHNTS FOM whatevet the hwll have left. bye byemerchnts.

neeed enpty buckets. I dont know how to mma3 buckets

Looking it up/.
Sorry, didn't finish my turn

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4857 on: June 25, 2017, 11:18:55 am »

...pbbbt. How far did you even get?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4858 on: June 25, 2017, 06:53:08 pm »

PTW
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New World: Mods? Come and vote!]
« Reply #4859 on: August 26, 2017, 09:23:55 pm »

I sure hope this doesn't die, this cultural treasure is too valuable to lose
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