5:30 - I down 2 shots of Crown Royal whiskey while getting the save set up.
5:45 - Hooo boy does booze hit faster when fasting. Also acid reflux. Gonna take my antacids now before I forget.
5:50 - Waiting for the liquor to hit better and leave my stomach. Once I have something that isn't a thin liquid, I have to abide by a 8oz-per-2-hr rule for what I consume. I'm already cheating it a little by counting booze under "thin hydrating liquids". Two out of three ain't bad, rihgt?
6:00 - While I'm marinating, I make myself a Trinidad Sour (1.5oz angostura bitters, 3/4oz orgeat, 3/4oz lime juice, 1oz rye. If "bitter" isn't a flavor you enjoy, 1oz angostura, 1oz orgeat may suit you better; or use an egg white). No, I won't die of red #40 poisoning, I promise.
Random thought, but given the new legality since the OP, we should consider allowing canabis users to count here too, since originally we allowed sleep deprivation.
6:08 - My face is numb.
Also I guess I should clarify that I've both poured myself another shot of whiskey and started sipping from my cocktail. Also drinking the whiskey. Just not shotgunning it. I guess IO should wait for the typose to/ get bad---no wait I think I'm there now.
6:10 - I try to hit "continue [playong" but hit "quit" instead. I think I'm drunk enough guys/
Okay Schmaven really wasn't kidding. EVERY tree and plant is designated for destruction and by that I mea n chopping or gathering.
And a dead goblin? oN wait its' a gander
6:15 - Oh I'm glad people have marked hoktkeys. I know some of those people are me.
Oh good I'm still alive. Also bloodsucking menace. Was hoping the vampire would be easy to gfin.e. Thanks AvolitionBrit!!
Oh hmmm. I don't see a dorf that has been named avter Avo/AvolitionBrit. Oh no wait I see them Oh no wait I see them
6:20 - Awas gonna say something here but got interrupted by a roommate and forgot?
OH! Fubungst...wtf me....finished shot #3 of whiskey.
OH OH!! There's a lot of food... not sure what Schmaven was going on about. Also, should dorf Schmavenb. I make smyself the new chief medical dorf because I am the only one with medical labors enabled. Was gonna make Schmaven the expedition leader but trhat's my wife and that'd be kinda weird. You can be the hammerer instead.
6:27 - There's an emu in our corpse room I mean coffin room?
6:30 - We are so fancey we have at least TWO unused steal picks? THREE. THJREE STEAD LICKS
6:33 - There's no studies for the non-managers nobles. I fix. Table in the engraved slabv room is good enoguh, right>
6:40 - I un-designate the mason's workshop fopr removal, but it combusts itself wanyway?
6:44 - Oh we have a library>? Adding that to the ohotkeys. OH, also aBEDDROOMS
6:55 - I desgignate a bunch of £ veins to be mined. There are so many veins here oh my gods
7:08 - The vampire has a wife and this makes me Sad.
7:13 - The library is also a temple? People warship there? Wrship.
My dorf has a wife and babby. My wife, Ber Sealglade, is the expedition leader. Ber abd I have a daughter, Mörul Dumatthibam. I love her and protect her as my own.
7:26 - I finish the trinidad sour. I am so drunk that took me multiple times to spell in a manner possiblre to decipher. Also I shove chimkin sammich in my face
7:28 - Migrants havce arrivaed. They make it to the fort, but I l/ose trak of them fatgter that.
7:35 - The palenerd is SO joyous... her IRL husband makes her a new and Excirting drink
9:50 - After some Badness involving reversal of the GI tract, I have returned. I died, but I'm fine. I got better.
I do hope the engravings here wer on purpose
10:00 - It is now Summer. This is how I die.
Avolition has a strange mood and wants tanned hides, metal bars, bones, silk cloth, and cut gems. It's nice to want things.
10:20 - The Maker of Taste has gone beserk!
10:25 - Avolition has died. Long live Avoilition!
THE MAKER OF TASTE HAS KILLED MY ONLY DAUGHTER
10:31 - Our metalsmith is huntuing. I don';tr want to know that our dinner is vomiting, youknow?
10:44 - MIIIGRANT-
y bok?
10:50 - Possetion!
We don't have a jewelers workshoi??p How?? I make one
I purt it in the big room with no purpose
I am becoming szbre? disgust
An adamantine table. I put int in the tavern.
11:01 - I think I will make a scond Trinidad Sour. Since I evactuatied the previous booze./
Schmaven has the best priorities. I also want to immoprtalize good stew.
11:12 - Autom, and a Vile Force of Darkness has arrived!
11:12 - A Vile Force of Darkness has arrived!
11:25 - I make another trinidad sour, since the minor dying has me sobering up
I build a charcol warll because I can't figure out bridges. It seems to work.
11:30 - It's kinda fucked up we ahavent' hit a caeve yet? What is this? We have done so man y Z=levels
How dop I view location? Where is temple? Halp[?
Oh, Bëmbul Ïngiznakuth has given birth to a girl. Like the one I had that was MURDERERD
Isnb't there area wasy to refiene engraving designationms? I can't find it.
11:47 - River of Styx in the middle of this fucking fort.
11:55 - I
know it's a damp stone. Di it ANYWAY
12:10 - I attempt to drain the river of Styx
12:22 - Winter! Also Styx-draining going well. Designated important shit.
Dead bunny somewhere, somehow. Astesh Edtûlkagwesiohfbsdcx has been missing for a week.
Putting almandine in this game must be a cruel joke.
I havce4 the hiccups. My esophagus is complaining so many.
12:27 Schmaven has become a hammerer..... again?
Also a new strange mood from a nobody
12:34 - YTher is no seiges? When did that happen? I delete the fake wall.
12:41 - I would like to thank Goldfish crackerfs for savingm my doggam life
Y.
12:50 - A key tries to steal our shit. The key slams into a wall and dies. War is hell.
I have made all the nobles happy. Do not tell them they;re all sharing the artifact adamantine table with eachother and also the tabern.
1:01 - Migrants!
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