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[Clover Magic]

Me too.  I think it'd be hilarious to have a fort made of essentially Cthulhu-type architecture filled with dozens of confused, lost dwarves and dozens of half-finished "it seemed like a good idea at the time" drunken mega-projects.  One of which is flooding the fort.

Speaking of, the vodka calls.  Time for Clover drunken shenanigans!

[Aklyon]

Hopefully with less terrible vodka this time?

Eitherway, Clover drunken shenanigans should be interesting for the fort that currently has a complimentary complaint of 'looks like it was sober'

[Clover Magic]

I still have the shit vodka.  2 liters is fucking hard to get rid of when you don't want to drink it.  I'm experimenting with the marshmallow vodka right now though - it has the pro of not tasting like shit, but the con of being absolutely horrible to drink straight.  (I'm not sure I can eat marshmallows again).

Also, I'll probably continue the sober architecture...as if I remember my embark fort had some nice architecture as I tend to build all forts from the same basic designs unless I'm mega-projecting.  The staircase was off-center though, haha.

Edit: Oh god never put marshmallow vodka in tea that already had sugar in it.  It's like the pure essence of sweetness itself, so sickeningly sweet.

....Let's add a shot of the Devil's Food too, why not.

...Holy shit that made it taste better.  Wow.  Who knew.

[misko27]

My word, sober architecture? Are we elves?

Kidding. Get on that Wrexocalypse Bunker though. Lock some sturdy dwarfs in it. Perhaps myself?

[Clover Magic]

18:31 - Started drinking.  There's about 1 1/2 shots in my current glass of tea, all 35% vodka.  Because that's all I drink.  The goal is to drink the sickeningly sweet shit until I can make roads on the just plain shit Aristocrat.
18:32 - Let's start a mod fort while I'm waiting, why not.
18:55 - Fuck it, this is too slow.  Straight it is.  +1 shot
18:58 - What I wouldn't give for some good Smirnoff or Absolut right now.
18:59 - +1 shot.  Or however much a fake sake cup from liek Target is.  It's the size of a shotglass anyways.
19:05 - Got some potato chips.  Make the bad taste go away, delicious little fried tubers.
19:18 - +1 shot.  Gotta pick this shit up.  But it tastes so bad.
19:22 - +1 shot.
19:25 - +1 shot/  Paly.  Okay.  Fuck I'm not even that srunk.  Buzzed really, TYPE BETTER SELF.  Anyways let's load up the fort and look around.
19:28 - OPH GOD WHY IS THER EOS MUCH MAGMA  +1 shot for this shit
19:33 - +1 shot.  Okay let's start hhis shit.


SO much combat reportrs abou crundle vomit.  Building bunker.

+1 shot

Why dfo we only have 1 miner but 20 famr people?

There is a dwraf cirpse stuck on top of fort fortifications.  Wut.

I DON"T WHERE ANYTHING IS.

Also why did every seal migranys out.  Wut.  I don't get htis fort.

CRUNDLE IN THE FOOD STOCKPILES!@!! KILL IT!!!

Blood all ove rdining room now.

It's spriong damn it, Wrex meet withty he fucking outpiot liason.

Puppy!!!

SO many crunldes.  Mmn tastyu crundles.

I don';t know what these levers do!!!  PULL THEM ALL!!

Nil oiktsirab has grown to bwecome a Dwarven Chidl!!

Mpore puppies!!

WHo built a floor over the fucking dpoet ramp access?

Mine faster bitches!!

I don't know wherre the stock[pil;es are!!  Bunke rworks continues.



-screen-
TRRROOLLLLLL INT EH DUNGEEEEOONNSSSSS

fucking tunnel tube blocking bunkjer water pipe

Tekkud SOmebody "Not so sober dwarfer" has given birth to a bioy!!

Kosoth has frown to become a peasant!!  Be someone useful and hoin army nao.
Bunker is almost ifnished too.  Flooding for farms i proceeding.  Clover and Misko will; be interred in bunker.
+1 shot.

-screen-
Water is making it into the bunker!!!

STOP TRYING TO GHET ROCKS FROM THE FLOODING WATE RPIPES MORONS!!!!!

Erith has given birth to a firl!  Wjoodchopper cancels Fell tree: Seeking Ingant.

WOod, food, blocks, yes.  BNuinker proceeding nicely.  Misko and I shall live in glory!!

-svreen-
Wrex finally finished meeting with liason.  THis is tuff dwarves want next year.

This FPS is shit.  Alcohol wearin g off but I'm nowhere near done.

Found hole in our defenses.  Patched hole.  Debating stopping for the night.

Locked Misko, me, a random married couple and another random dwarf (his spouse is outside) in bunker.  Othjer dorfs were becuase they wouldn't fucking get out even when told tyo go to burrow./  Idiots.  Full self-suffiocient inside bunker so it's okay.  Stopping for tonight, hopefuly will continue tomorrow.

[GreatWyrmGold]

What's a firl, and does it hurt to give birth to?

[hops]

-Cuddless! the third caverns are full of scuddles! Horrors! cuddles in the caverns!

FTFY

Also now I picture troglodytes hugging each other.

[Scruffy]

There is a dwraf cirpse stuck on top of fort fortifications.  Wut.

Oh, that is just Xantaldorf the trapped mason. His remains are currently guarding the gate.

I don';t know what these levers do!!!  PULL THEM ALL!!

N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please

CRUNDLE IN THE FOOD STOCKPILES!@!! KILL IT!!!

Noo! Not my pet crundles!

[Aseaheru]

whats a ingant?

[Clover Magic]

Urgh, I'm up.  Stupid fucking dog, I hate dogs.

Yeah I'll have to continue this tonight, the year isn't even halfway over yet.

I don';t know what these levers do!!!  PULL THEM ALL!!

N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please

Except all the notes are typoed and have no descriptions, so they're vastly unhelpful.     Ah, Drunk Fortress at its finest.

[misko27]

I don';t know what these levers do!!!  PULL THEM ALL!!

N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please

Except all the notes are typoed and have no descriptions, so they're vastly unhelpful.     Ah, Drunk Fortress at its finest.

Hey, try editing them to make sense. Remember that game "Telephone"? Same principle.

[Clover Magic]

That would require learning what the levers are actually for.  I figured out two apparently, but the other two are a mystery even after I pulled them.

Meh, the bunker has new levers anyways.  Pretty much all I did was work on the bunker with a single-minded focus.

[hops]

Betting a sock those two levers weren't linked to anything.

[Scruffy]

Betting a sock those two levers weren't linked to anything.

Thats pretty likely. I didn't have time (or concentration) to link some of them (Link that dining room support lever! just don't test it afterwards)
There was also one strange lever I didn't have the courage to test since I read something about "drowning" trap and saw a tunnel full of water close to it. Was too drunk to bother trying to figure it out. Well, only one way to find out what it does..

[Ruhn]

STOP TRYING TO GHET ROCKS FROM THE FLOODING WATE RPIPES MORONS!!!!!
...
Stopping for tonight, hopefuly will continue tomorrow.

I had the same thing where the rock haulers liked those stones better for some reason.

So are partial years officially ok?  Maybe we can make that a new thing to vote on.
I guess the downside is tracking the passage of time becomes much more difficult.