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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1133310 times)

Kamin

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Drunk Fortress is pretty much what it sounds like: Everybody plays a year while taking careful notes and screenshots... Inebriated. Welcome to Hell and enjoy your play.



!!DRUNKFORT!! Rules:
1.) Pregame your year by drinking. Drink until you feel you are unquestionably inebriated.
2.) Start your post by telling us how much you consumed before starting. Pictures of beverages welcome, but not necessary.
3.) Try to dorf all of those who wish to be dorfed and haven't been yet; all undorfed past Overseers should be dorfed as well.
4.) Write out your log as you play while taking screenshots; try to limit this to ONE post in the thread, otherwise it gets cluttered and hard to follow! Drink at your leisure. Whenever you finish a drink, let the reader know by writing about it in the post.
5.) Finish out your year, save, and upload to DFFD. Total your number of drinks at the bottom of your post, along with a link to the new file save. You may make a drunken statement or quote in the last line for posterity, hilarity, and flavor.
6.) (Fort Optional) If you completed the year, instate one rule to be followed by future overseers of the same fort; they will all need to drink when this rule is violated or happened upon. Every consecutive rule lasts until the fort collapses--reclaims don't currently count for cumulative rules of past forts.
7.) Drink lots of water and take a nap.

Current Overseers [Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle]:
*Year One: Bogwedgle
Year Two: Shoruke
Year Three: Scruffy
Year Four: Onciblu
Year Five: Shoruke
Year Six: Scruffy
Year Seven: CLOVER MAGIC!

*"Year" means "turn" in most instances of drunken buffoonery.

Year Seven: Clover's Turn

Spoiler: DORFING LIST! (click to show/hide)

Current World (42.04)

Current Embark (42.05)


Yeah, a dwarf fortress played by humans trying to be dwarves. You can guess who I'm voting for.
Inducted by a voting landslide into the Hall of Legends! Thank you all so much!

We've been Troped! !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! TV Tropes Page

Sometimes--just sometimes--an adventurer is stupid enough to visit past !!DRUNK FORT!! sites. Scruffy is that adventurer.
"I love ghosts!" Episode 1
"What in the holy hell was I thinking?" Episode 2

Memorable Quotes:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Disclaimer: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2019, 05:50:12 am by Kamin »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 08:35:17 pm »

34.11, and just get liquor'd up. I'm up for year two.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 08:36:06 pm »

I'm in on this.  I prefer minecarts myself (.34.11), so many things can go so horribly wrong, or even right, with them.  But, I won't feel too bad about using .34.07.  Year 3, then.

I'd prefer to just be tipsy, and drink through the turn myself.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 08:50:41 pm »

34.11, and just get liquor'd up. I'm up for year two.
Alright; if you wanted to add that to the poll, it'll just help me keep track should we get a number of interested parties. Thanks Wrex!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 08:59:44 pm »

I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 09:02:03 pm »

I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?


Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 09:04:56 pm »

I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?


Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.

I'll consider it on a school break. I think I'd chicken out after the first awake night; lack of sleep seems to give me headaches.
I'd probably fall asleep pretty fast after 30-40 hours, come to think about it. I think the maximum to go without sleep is around two days without stimulants.
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 09:09:26 pm »

Kamin, perhaps you should post the warning you put in GD about the rules and not encouraging binging and/or underage drinking.  Just to be safe.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 09:12:47 pm »

I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?


Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
I'm in, with that method.
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2012, 09:18:44 pm »

I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?


Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
I'm in, with that method.
If it was still summer, I'd actually consider this as an option. However, since we'll have 1 week windows and school is started for most of you, I don't want this to affect your real lives by vetting it in. Sorry, my slaphappy friends :-\

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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2012, 09:20:17 pm »

Homeschooled. Books are arriving in a week or so, and I'm already at 24 hours.
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2012, 09:22:58 pm »

Homeschooled. Books are arriving in a week or so, and I'm already at 24 hours.
Hmm, I think we can probably make an exception then, depending on what everybody else wants. We'll also have to hammer out how much sleep you need to be without before playing, but other than that, I vote Yes.

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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2012, 09:25:01 pm »

Sweet.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2012, 09:51:32 pm »

Shit yeah, I'll join. Unfortunately I can't access achohol, so staying up late it is! 48 hours! Woo!
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2012, 10:08:17 pm »

Should the sleeplessness equivilency be noted in the OP?
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