Friend came by, drank 3beers, then went to the bar, watched the game (NED vs HON 4 to 1 Yay) and rdrank more, next bar drnank more, and currently at or about 13 unit of 25c. I use d to be able to drin kmore but ah well, age and responsibilitise and stuff you know.
ALRight, finally arrived atth our new home. WHAT... who... this... theres's stockpiiles all over the place. workshops placed art random... Who is the archtect here? THis must be remidied.
FIrst things first, lets get some proper workshop rooms.
WHat people do? It's almost as if they put htnigns in at random.
1st of Slate, Mid-spring: Miners are otherwise occupied. Drinks are floweng well. Need a piss.
5th of Slate. Beer was good but maybe another scotch wouldnt hurt. Minersare slow. we need prtection get ot work!
Got me a GLEnfiddich 12 yr. GOT better bottles but thatd be a waste at this level of sobriety.
11th of SLate: on the horizon new migrants come our way. Wondert how bad the crsis has hit the moeland i f they travel all the way out here... 25 of em?!
We need more beds... yes, beds, and a dormitory becaues the last one was... weird
21st of SLATe: risen balimush, our metalsmith, suddenly acts weird and refuses to work on making more doors. Oh sure, as if we have time to spare.
Or metal bars for that matter. She seems to crave them.
24th of SLATE: Oh noes! A brown afro weremammoth! Alert the militia!
have no idea where it went but bobnova died. somehow.
He shall surely be missed but apparently my fellow dwellers are more interested in taking heis stuff than to actually bury him.
5th of felsite: we're gettnig hungry. Butchering WOW we got a lto of bunnies... KILLEMALL1!!
Oh, Qaaamanen also died. Whoever he was. Whats gogin on whys everyone so thirsty?
Oh breachnig the volcano msfired completely. HOpe I idnt kill too many there.,...
18th FElsite, late spring. maximum zero decieded he's fed up with everything and starts punching things. He calmed down, and now has "enjoyed starting a fist fight recently".
Ah, finally the weremammoth is dead.
8th of Hematite: apparently the prevous archtect desgnes some stars to be just up instead of up/odwn. That explanis why everyone was gettin ghungru and thirstyy...
17th of Hematite: Kamin, drunken master is throwing a tantrum! Well, just as long as you clean up after yourself.
25th of Hematite: more migrants arrived. Wonder why, people die here left and right because of overseer stupidity. Apparently,. they dont; mind. Dwareves are almost lieke americans
26th of malachite: I dunno. Think i just drank the last of our booze. This outpost just might fail... or not/ but chances are... skimming byt he minute.
12th of Galena: A fey mood! Praise the... well, lets just see how htis one turns out. Ithingk the last one threw herself into the volcano...
8th of opal: at least maede some good trade. next guy should have it easir? Time to get drunk adn leave this job. fuck this fort, i sais. imma go see ig f the brewer made someinthing yet.
28th of opal. SOMe guy started construcitig somethign. SOme... thign I gusess.
GLad therews finally one who soe doesnt kill himslfe.
WHAT
A schist amulet?!
ok thats it. The last straw. i;m gonna go get some sleep now.and build a small tower. because.
OHNOSE a n ambush!
Th emilitia made work of that!
... Still don't knww where my miners went...
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6907 have fun next guy fwom an a thesreeres a lot of dwareves still alieve and things are lookng... Oh whatever theres multple ambushes goo d lluck with that:D
Sry frogot to dwafr the watcheres and just dwarved myself.
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