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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 567839 times)

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #150 on: September 12, 2012, 09:46:16 pm »

Given the short amount of time a turn takes for this mode of play (I mean seriously, how many drunken days do you to spend playing one DF year?) it seems like a first drunk first serve might be the way to go.
As long as people follow the rules in the OP still--particularly the ones about keeping a working tally of drinks and drinking legally--I have no problem with it. I threw up another poll regarding this, although I'm fine for vetting it in. A fast pace is much more interesting than waiting around a week for every player, after all.

Oh, and the last poll indicated that using Siquo's save file was overwhelmingly in favor, 12-1.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #151 on: September 13, 2012, 12:13:17 am »

Good idea...here we go: *Will upload images tomorrow, really need sleep now.
(Used Siquo's save)
The fortress semses workable.  Even has a pretty outdor area.
For being a mangaer, Siquo has not even comissioned commins I mean coffins to be built.  And yet I see a dead wdarf in the refuse pile.

Also, a staircase going nowehre on the top of the fort.  The fuck.
Nice dinding room, something's going right.

Wait, is that a ghost?
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Also, I have no idea what's going on at level 165.
Couldn't find image.

I think there's some sort of potential magam smelting accident, or something...I'll try and add something to thelp it.
Removing the wood stockile, this is sridiculous.  Use wheelbarrows, com on.  Dig, yo fcukeer s dig.  Dorfed self.

Crap, we have three pages of animals...most unavailable, we really need a butcher's shop and tanners'.  I may set up a minecrat path.

Why the fuck is the food stockpile outside?

GRAAA...the animals keep breeding....I cnan't slaughtrer them fast enoguh.

With new migrants, I turned this weirdo area into a new bedroom complex.
[Kamin's tomb, image missing]

Decided to start building some coffins.  YAy, no more ghosts!
We need some trpas, traps, in the common tongue.
Uh oh, Kamin is throwing a tantrum!
I still have a ghost...don't know where his remains are, though.
Hooray elves!  I need some cloth!
FUCKING GOBLINS.
A vile force of darkness has arrived!

The battle is joined!
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I don't know what happened!
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EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!!

The siege is broken!  We are victorious!!!!!  Also, the exterior of the fortress continues to burn.
Also, got the two microcline slabs up!  No more ghosts!
The elves made it through the siege!  I traded some pond shell crafts for booze.
A diplomat has left unahppy.  Ops.
We have a mayor now.
More migrants for our glorious fort!  They'll sleep on the floor.
Humans have arrived!  Welcome to the plains Apes!
Moved te metalsmith's pforges inside the fortress.
So...many...puppies.  Well, straight to the butcher shop they go!
Ahhh....yeah, hit copper!  Finally, some METAL.
Bought some booze from the dwarven caravan for next year, didn't bother with anything else.
Sorry about the lack of images after spring, but it got kind of dull after that.  I moved most of the stockpiles indoors, and tghe magma forges behind the exterior walls as well.

File listing: here

It's a good thing Siquo built that wall near the volcano, or everything would have burned.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2012, 07:39:11 am by Jervill »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #152 on: September 13, 2012, 12:17:08 am »

Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #153 on: September 13, 2012, 12:21:04 am »

Alright, I AM TAKING MY TURN TOMMOROW NO MORE NINJAS WARRGGHHHARRBLLL



But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #154 on: September 13, 2012, 12:28:16 am »

Alright, I AM TAKING MY TURN TOMMOROW NO MORE NINJAS WARRGGHHHARRBLLL

But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
Hahaha, if you'll get a turn in tomorrow, I have no problem with that!

And yeah, I can't wait to see these pictures... Jervill's poor, poor liver! I'm waiting to read it until the pictures get posted, and hope he kept a drink tally. I'm always morbidly curious, and feel that it adds a lot to the fort's flavor (forgive the pun).

Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.
You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #155 on: September 13, 2012, 12:33:30 am »

Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.
You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!
'Kay. I demand a dorfing of the the bookkeeper (if not already done, in which case pick a noble) as Misko27, Sober reporter.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #156 on: September 13, 2012, 12:39:40 am »

To put things in perspective, you drank more, of a more alchoholic beverage, and were still more sober than him.



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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #157 on: September 13, 2012, 03:16:13 am »

I don't know what happened!
[IMAGE]

EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!!
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Oh god that cracked me up.  :D

I think the missing remains are of the dumbass miner who breached the magma. Totally his fault, not mine.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #158 on: September 13, 2012, 07:43:12 am »

Alright, I AM TAKING MY TURN TOMMOROW NO MORE NINJAS WARRGGHHHARRBLLL

But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
Hahaha, if you'll get a turn in tomorrow, I have no problem with that!

And yeah, I can't wait to see these pictures... Jervill's poor, poor liver! I'm waiting to read it until the pictures get posted, and hope he kept a drink tally. I'm always morbidly curious, and feel that it adds a lot to the fort's flavor (forgive the pun).

Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.
You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!

Drink tally:
2 Grain Belt Premium (4.6% ABV) 12 oz
I have no idea how much whiskey (Jim Beam Bourbon [40% ABV], to be specific) I drank.  Enough to mix well with three 7-ups and to give me a headache this morning.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #159 on: September 13, 2012, 01:03:15 pm »

Jervill.  That was metal.  Dwarfs in all the universes rejoice at your drunkeness.  I cannot wait for my turn.  Seriously, I cant.  I'm drunk right now.  SHhh.  It's a sectet.

(edit: The sad fact is that this is how I always type, pretty much.  Difference being I didn't go back and correct the above to illustrate my point.)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #160 on: September 13, 2012, 02:53:07 pm »

Hey, if you're drunk, you can play. Our research confirms it: First drunk, first serve, say 11 out of 12 people.  :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year One Posted)
« Reply #161 on: September 13, 2012, 03:05:44 pm »

This is good, please continue.

Too bad I died though, you can redorf me as Qaamanen 2, female, cook or brewer if you wish.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #162 on: September 13, 2012, 04:02:58 pm »

I just looked at the fort--Brilliant. Simply brilliant. This is going better than I'd ever have imagined.

Just try to keep drink tallies, guys. If there's a mixed drink, it's no big deal, just list it and maybe tell us how big the cup is or whatever. At least while you're still sober. Again with the morbid curiosity.

God I love this.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #163 on: September 13, 2012, 04:11:25 pm »

Downloading it now. I'll start drinking (and playing) shortly.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #164 on: September 13, 2012, 04:38:50 pm »

Lol, I don't know if I even got dwarfed at all... If I didn't, could I be dwarfed as "Talvi", as previously requested? (Yes, I realize I run the risk of being double-dwarfed now.)
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