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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1158723 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #195 on: September 13, 2012, 11:03:13 pm »

MZ killed three siege mounts as he charged straight through their ranks and got the hell out of dodge. Smart guy.
I'm not running away, I'm charging in the opposite direction!
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Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #196 on: September 13, 2012, 11:13:20 pm »

I'm confused as to where this has led/where it will lead. Hmm. I guess we'll wait for results and then...?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #197 on: September 13, 2012, 11:22:48 pm »

No, let the next player reclaim. While both drunk AND wearing an eyepatch over one eye!
It's the only dwarfy thing to do: Don't give up, AND give yourself a handicap!
When you say this, it reminds me of:
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Wrex

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #198 on: September 13, 2012, 11:32:34 pm »

Okay, completely sober now.


So, here's what went down:

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THis is the entryway. I have no idea why it is layed out like this. It's utterly retarded. There are still ramps all over the place. I couldn't find a lever for it, anywhere. I don't think anyone remembered to hook it up?

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Kamin is the first to die. Probably for the best, since he only had a copper battle axe. That's about it. I made him some armor, but he refused to put it on. No shield, no armour, nothing.

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Eaten By Shai-Hulud. Violently.
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Jervil is shot in the face, his corpse slumping down in the middle of the "O". I think he would have wanted it that way.


Now, at this point, everyone outside is dead, and everyone inside is about to be. The main bastion of survivors is the dining hall, and the goblins that trickle down there one at a time are mobbed and killed, but not before killing the odd dwarf. People start going insane. At this point, there is no military left, really. MZ, Talvi, and myself are holed up there too. A wall of dwarves throws itself against the oncoming riders, and it takes quite some time to fight through them, before you know, we all die. At this point, I buy the farm.


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To be fair, I was gangraped by giant worms.


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Talvi, is ironically enough, killed by a pike.

Now, MZ is also in the main hall. He is out of ammo. His right leg is torn open from a pike stab. He is starving and dehydrated. He beat three goblins to death with his steel crossbow.

ANd he is about to send some motherfuckers to hell.

He then proceeds to charge straight into the enemy front lines, kicks the shit out of a bunch of cave crawlers, and gets the fuck out of dodge. I abandoned the fort, actually (With like 12 guys left, with almost all of them incurably insane), Just so his act of badassery would not go unrewarded.

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http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6917   

And there is the worldsave. Also, Obsidian should cut flesh now.
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Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #199 on: September 14, 2012, 12:47:08 am »

Now who's going to be dwarf enough to reclaim this badboy while acutely intoxicated?  ;D

I demand to be one of the first 7, preferably the baddest-assed woodcutter/axedwarf combo! Make sure I don't have too many negative physical traits (gender doesn't matter, only badassery) :P

Also, thanks for fixing the obsidian, Wrex! That is pretty important, and it was good you did it.

Oh, and MZ went out how I'd imagine him to in real life: Punching motherfuckin' faces. In HALF.

Wrex

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #200 on: September 14, 2012, 12:48:51 am »

Now who's going to be dwarf enough to reclaim this badboy while acutely intoxicated?  ;D

I demand to be one of the first 7, preferably the baddest-assed woodcutter/axedwarf combo! Make sure I don't have too many negative physical traits (gender doesn't matter, only badassery) :P

Also, thanks for fixing the obsidian, Wrex! That is pretty important, and it was good you did it.

I had a shot where it "glanced off" the hide of a weasel about 20 times. It was...bad. I just copy pasted the slashy bits from green glass over, and it seemed to work.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #201 on: September 14, 2012, 12:55:52 am »

Yet another request for dorfation. Please name the unlucky fellow Xanadorf, with the profession Eldritch drinker, please. PleasepleasepleaeitypleaseARGLEBLAH
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! (Year Three Posted)
« Reply #202 on: September 14, 2012, 01:57:23 am »

My god old people are hilarious when drunk.
WE'RE NOT OLD!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #203 on: September 14, 2012, 02:01:17 am »

I demand a dorfing as a Bookeeper. Profession: Sober Reminderer.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #204 on: September 14, 2012, 02:06:03 am »

Dorf me as dorf with dwarven rum in presonal likes, appoint him to the captain of guard and nickname him Peregar. Captain Peregar.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #205 on: September 14, 2012, 02:07:05 am »

Kamin, MZ made it out alive. O_o.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #206 on: September 14, 2012, 02:10:03 am »

Kamin, MZ made it out alive. O_o.
I know. But you abandoned. So he went out facepunching before the abandonment of the fort. Or did you not abandon? I thought you said you had, but I may have misread.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #207 on: September 14, 2012, 02:16:02 am »

Kamin, MZ made it out alive. O_o.
I know. But you abandoned. So he went out facepunching before the abandonment of the fort. Or did you not abandon? I thought you said you had, but I may have misread.

Oh, I did. He fled into the jungles nearby. So, we could theoretically get him back.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #208 on: September 14, 2012, 02:22:49 am »

Oh, I did. He fled into the jungles nearby. So, we could theoretically get him back.
Oh, right. Well I imagine all of the original dorfed people should be redorfed in the reclaim, (MZ will be wandering around, but nobody else that I can recall survived). There were quite a few people who wanted to be dorfed on top of that, too, but I'll leave that up to whoever's next.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #209 on: September 14, 2012, 03:31:35 pm »

Is MZ next?  Or will someone else have to go because of RL reasons?
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