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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 547834 times)

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #210 on: September 14, 2012, 03:32:47 pm »

First Drunk First Served?
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O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #211 on: September 14, 2012, 03:37:48 pm »

First Drunk First Served?
Is MZ next?  Or will someone else have to go because of RL reasons?
First Drunk First Served. That was the overwhelming conclusion of the poll, and I stand by the collective decision of the players. As long as it's someone who hasn't gotten a turn yet, I'm down for having them do their thing. If we start running out of readily available Overseers who haven't played yet, we'll cycle through again.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #212 on: September 14, 2012, 04:21:12 pm »

First Drunk First Served?
Is MZ next?  Or will someone else have to go because of RL reasons?
First Drunk First Served. That was the overwhelming conclusion of the poll, and I stand by the collective decision of the players. As long as it's someone who hasn't gotten a turn yet, I'm down for having them do their thing. If we start running out of readily available Overseers who haven't played yet, we'll cycle through again.

Hopefully this one won't involve large blades being rammed up our rectum by the third year. Use a proper drawbridge and trap corridor guys!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #213 on: September 14, 2012, 04:35:45 pm »

Haha, just read through this, this is hilarious.  May I request a dorf?  Clover Magic, any dwarf to do with gems.

Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka.  If there's no one else, I can make a go.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #214 on: September 14, 2012, 04:45:39 pm »

I'll take a dwarf in the reclaim party. Give him Proficient brewing and any other skills that you think would be good to have after a drink or two. Please note them and call the dwarf GreatWyrmEthanol.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #215 on: September 14, 2012, 04:51:54 pm »

Haha, just read through this, this is hilarious.  May I request a dorf?  Clover Magic, any dwarf to do with gems.

Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka.  If there's no one else, I can make a go.
I haven't heard anybody else up for it yet today, so I think you're the go-to guy for this evening's installment! It's pretty much given to whoever hops in first, so if you're down to clown, jump on in!

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« Reply #216 on: September 14, 2012, 04:55:59 pm »

Haha, just read through this, this is hilarious.  May I request a dorf?  Clover Magic, any dwarf to do with gems.

Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka.  If there's no one else, I can make a go.
I haven't heard anybody else up for it yet today, so I think you're the go-to guy for this evening's installment! It's pretty much given to whoever hops in first, so if you're down to clown, jump on in!

Girl, but who's counting on the internet? XD All righty then, breaking out the vodka and downloading the save.

8 shots of vodka in ~10 miuntes gets you really hammertedx who knew.  Dorfing people and stuff.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 05:49:05 pm by Clover Magic »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #217 on: September 14, 2012, 05:55:46 pm »

8 shots of vodka in ~10 miuntes gets you really hammertedx who knew.  Dorfing people and stuff.

It certainly comes as a shock to me.
I wish you the best of luck in retaining consciousness during the next 45 minutes or so :D

Also, well done!

Hopefully Bobnova the Dwarf can avoid the weremammoths this time...
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O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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« Reply #218 on: September 14, 2012, 05:56:56 pm »

Dorf me as a manager. Plox?


Wrex, Profession name" The baddest of asses"


Also, u r lightweight!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #219 on: September 14, 2012, 06:01:35 pm »

17:01 - Started drinking, vodka mixed with green tea.  Have already made interesting discovery in that this ended up tasting like Taco Bell cheese for a while.  Downloaded save.
17:07 - Have moved on to just shooting vodka chased by the tea, tastes less like shit.  Also don't shoot marshmallow-flavored vodka straight you will regret it.
17:09 - Chocolate one worse.  4 shots in five minutes is bad idea, small pause.
17:11 - Have tea-flavored vodka, put in tea.  Much better.  Equivalent of about ~2 shots is in my tea now, will drik it and relax.  30%, 30%, 35%, and 40% alcohol so far of vodkas mentioned.
17:16 - Feeling a little weird.
17:19 - Vodka kinda hitrs you all at once doesn't it.
17:20 - Well definitely am buzzed, will open game, continue drinking.  Will also take a shot everytime a dwarf dies, seems reasonable.
17:22 - Basically 8 shots is bad idea.  AM reminded of time that I puked in friend's vart.
17:23 - lolol Jungle of Flashes
17":25: WIll try to dwarf everyone as I continue drinking
17:27: Bad ideas feeling sick./  WIll continue for great justcice.  If puke then I will weill be dwarven.
17:29 - CAN"T OPERATE CONTROLS
17:32: Kamin got dorfed as a girl cause everyone else is not badass.  This reclaim party sucks.
17:34: Only one dwarf who likes rum in prefer3ences, Peregar gets to be a girl/
17:35: Pressed wrong button for several minutesa, I think, I'm hammered
17:35: Girls girls evertywhwere
17:36 - Can't work control;s again
217:39; - I live alpacas.  This not backspacing is hard.
17:41 - ALways need cheesedoprfs whgy not
17:542: CONTROLS ARWE A CONSPIRACTY
17:43: Dorfed everyone from pg 134 on.  If not dorf you get to be migrant.  Xanadorf, Kamin, Captain Peregar, miskop25, GretaWyrmEthaniol, CLover Magic, and Geen are reclaim oparty.
217:45: Not enough points to bring alpacas, am sad.  I think I have three military dorfs.  AM so hammeredf, starting.  Gotta pee first though.
17:47: Trip to bathroom interesting expertience.  I have spider in my bathroom, will name Mr. Samasa.  Nased black widow that once.  Can't stay straight oh god so much vodka.
17:49: Not enough points to bring alpacas.  Devastaed./

17:489: Peacocks, though.  Peacocks are always ne3cesarry.
17:51: Only have money for copper warhammer so Captain Peregar gets to be hammerdorf
17:52: Group name is now the The Defende Syrups aww yeah.
17:454: Why won't FB post so sad
17:55: Am blasted, so embarked.  Lol freiednly goblins, well ythat will let me getn underground.  Will start [aying now, cheers!

Also Wrex -= am girl, have less alcohol tyolerance, have drunk about ~10- shots right now.  I l;ove vodka.

Oh ya and edit: We ran out nof drofs so you will have to wait for migrants.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Time for a Reclaim!]
« Reply #220 on: September 14, 2012, 06:15:42 pm »

Holy shit. I think you're drunker than Siquo was. We'll probably need another reclaim after this, bahahaha--totally excited to see how you do!

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« Reply #221 on: September 14, 2012, 06:21:15 pm »

Damn that's a lot of drunk!
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« Reply #222 on: September 14, 2012, 06:22:31 pm »

Damn that's a lot of drunk!


Well, female with a probably average liver, not entirely surprised.


I will enjoy her blunders with a glass of Bailey's.
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« Reply #223 on: September 14, 2012, 06:29:00 pm »

Damn that's a lot of drunk!
Well, female with a probably average liver, not entirely surprised.

I will enjoy her blunders with a glass of Bailey's.
To be fair, I know lots of men who'd be drunk as hell after 8 shots in around 10 minutes. That's almost a shot a minute. Not to mention we don't know whether Clover had much to eat today, or has stayed hydrated throughout the day. It's nothing to shake a stick at, regardless--frankly, I'm impressed.

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« Reply #224 on: September 14, 2012, 06:41:24 pm »

1st Gtanite, 95:
We have arrived!


lol half of these bedrooms aren'yt assigned, whgy?  O ya ecalim, I'm stioopid.

I can't type while drunk.

Everything is forbiiden why

Fuck ahgtre reclaims

Embark is tiny

No seriously emabrk is tiny on myu default soiom only ~3 clicks needed to reach bottom, black space tyo the right.

RECLAIM EVERYTHING WHILE GOBLINS Are fRIENDLY lol capslock.

Why only plump haeltmets and sweet pods I CAN'T TYPE

90 wom does not mix with alchohol.

Diabling farms cause there is bewtter things to do and I need to make better ones.
I gotta even reclaim the tree to chop down rthis is shity./

Where's my cursor vodka on keyboard ):  ALso straight vodka tastes like cough syrup


Reclaimuibng shit.

 Had to take small break tyo trhrow up, cleaning up puke while drunk is interestring.  But the saga continues!

AM atrtemnpting to light incesne drunk this will only end badly.

Success.  Am up to ~14 sghots now.

I CAN'T RECLAIM oh lol shift key.

WHERE IS MY CURSOER

Even trees are forbidden this is sad day.
Tried to reclaim shit for about 5 mins untilo I realized I wa sin 'k'; mode lolololol
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