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« Reply #1635 on: April 05, 2013, 05:04:43 pm »

Sober Dolwin here.  I'm downloading the file and updating the graphics, etc.  Will begin the drunkening shortly.
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« Reply #1636 on: April 05, 2013, 07:09:56 pm »

Sober Dolwin here.  I'm downloading the file and updating the graphics, etc.  Will begin the drunkening shortly.

...eeexcellent... :D  Looking forward to the results.
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« Reply #1637 on: April 05, 2013, 08:53:51 pm »

Drinking rum and coke.  Stopped by and picked up a new bottle of Captain Morgan Private Stock and some coke bottles.  Plan on drinking the first 2 or 3 pretty quick (for me, I'm not much of a drinker usually).  Used a RNG to pick a dwarf to be me, dwarf #62 in DT.  A happy hunter/marksdwarf.  Could be worse.  I've made a list of things Vyznev said needed to be done.  I know nothing about this fort other than those (deliberately, will be more fun, or !fun!).  Game will be paused and unseen until I'm ready to go.  Will add screenshots after I sober back up, but I intend to take quite a few in case I ramble incoherently.

6:20.  1st glass done.  I needed this, its been a long week.
6:23.  This 2nd glass might be too strong.'  Heh, the 2 pissed off dwarves in DT are CloverMagic and Scruffy X. Why do we have 10 stonecrafters and they all suck at it?
6:30  Yup too strong.  More coke.  Better.   3 armorsmiths.  2 suck, no more.
6:46  2nd drink down.  need more ice.  3rd drink poured leaves me with about half the bottle left.  can function properly if i conecntrate.  a good sign.
6:51  10 brewers, 9 suck.  stop that.  scruffy you mine too, stop being sad.  goddamn, half the fort is drinking or on break.  drunk bastards.

Spoiler: Dwarves at start (click to show/hide)

6:56  pretzles.  walked ok.  going to finish this one and pour a fourth then start.
7:02  good lord this place in insane.  almost done with 3rd drink, lookin around.  wtf.  music is goot tho.
7:04 bathroom walk took effort.  ready to start soon.  rubbing headhair feels good.  i know what vats feel like now.


Start.  No walls?  We need walls.  walls hard to place drunk efyi.  just sayin.  gkdda  trees in the way.  ptty break again.  got all walls, unpause.  brea in the way.  goaatta kill/


oh everyone build walls kthx.

clovermagic insane. not good.  sorry you deid

Spoiler: CloverMagic (click to show/hide)

moreengravers.  too many dead.  everyone masonry for the walls.  neeed to remember how profiles.  gotta ptty agina.  no fall= wn.  reclaim surfacr, gotta find the still.

:28  drink 3 done.  more ice.  then more df.  dont tdie dwwarfd,

weriosly, wheres the still?  shit i spilled, party foul.gd=kddanb trader is drinking now.  quit that,.
 
oh yeah still.  building one.  fucking finding it.  3lves.  dont need your caracan.  there is one here already.  tgus is harder than i thought it would be.

Spoiler: Elves have arrived. (click to show/hide)

reclaim surface.  need more mechanics.  traps stil here.

dangerous terrain.  iget it.  stop smappnig.  drinking again.  fucking broker.

Spoiler: Terrain (click to show/hide)

creuffy died of thirst.  we hav eboodze and water.  chump/

hmm drowinging babies.  gotta wall this off.

now broker is leepling.  fiuck him.

drinking agian.  wtf, im drinking, not yo broiker.   (oh my god, we have one of those super traders for our broker.  hes drinking, on break, or pasturing animals like 95% of the time)

oh fuck whaere is the manager office/?  i can t find anyting here.

Spoiler: Mayor (click to show/hide)

stopy duing dwarves.  why yo die at this hellole.  what is this reservior.

Spoiler: Hellhole (click to show/hide)

goddamit.  why vampire?  i cant look thoug shit like this.  myabe this is her.  potty then look.  drinking more is bad idea, doing it anyways.  giddanut its her,  what do ,

Spoiler: Vampire (click to show/hide)

nab this formtress is fucked up.  wjo designed this/

kdinapper.  and the vampire awont die.

why wont the miner mne?

pep[le jeep kyding.  i dont know why,  we have a pbucket though.  articact ftw.

Spoiler: Bucket (click to show/hide)

2whore is the vampire/  killer llease.

poor sdwarves,  this place must suck to live in.  potty agian.  im a 3 year odl with too muc booze,.  cant se satriaght.  hard to awalk.  dwares need to nbiod;e wa;ll fastger.  jhavemt saterted on do;wing tpwer uet.

whore is vampire.  killl her please.  she isnt dying to aminmals.

ok shes dead,  carry on.'

Spoiler: RIP (click to show/hide)

fucj im dead.  how did that happen?  check logs.  cant see how.

borker is alseep,  fuck hi, what is he good for?  aboslytely nothing.  uh hah,.

bunch of shit to trade for.  hpe ots not important.  cant see strainghtm not good.

dibt feel good,   this ownt end well.  traded for booze and stuff.

gotta pee.  dont die.  cant walk straight.  need pizza.  feels like collega again.

brewer clained  workshop.,  what is hotely again?  good hes making shit wouthougt me.  be proavtive dwarves!  a jegm.  ah goody.  who need a articat gem?

Spoiler: Brewer artifact (click to show/hide)

fuck no ammy for hunting.  we have ore?

military looks= pissed.  make the m happy next guy?

miners wnt mine.  duno why.  next guy figure it out.

bgaby farming.  he loks pissed ooff.  wonderwhy/

gotddammit, new vampire,  ugess old one wasnt vampire.  find out who.  ci ant tell,

Spoiler: Vampire?! (click to show/hide)

making golbelings my botch.  uckit.

no idea what sgoing on.  lokds good tho.


spring alrribved.  dwarves ont dead.  succecsful tunr.  next guy can win.  too many babied abduvted.  im so drunk.  you whdoul win please.  kill em all.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7539

pricutes later.  i cant se eenogugh.,

Spoiler: Bridge Lever (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 01:01:48 pm by Dolwin »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1638 on: April 05, 2013, 08:57:20 pm »

my god so druink,  havent been this way in forever.  wonder who can decything my text?
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« Reply #1639 on: April 05, 2013, 09:07:42 pm »

So, "decything" your text seems to suggest that whoever goes next better watch out for goblin ambushes considering how many children were abducted in the previous year.  Also, the vampire is still loose.

Also, some dwarves died, but I'm unsure if that is news in this fort. :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1640 on: April 05, 2013, 09:08:55 pm »

my god so druink,  havent been this way in forever.  wonder who can decything my text?

Oh, we've seen much worse. Great turn, I like the sentence snippet style. Did your resolution to make many screenshots last until the end?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1641 on: April 05, 2013, 09:08:55 pm »

fucke m..  the real dwarves lived.  wussies died, and children.  dolwin died too tho, su dunno about that,  liek 20 screenshots, cant make sundse right nw.  will do tomorrow.
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« Reply #1642 on: April 06, 2013, 12:36:04 am »

GEtting on it... Im too drunk to read what he wrotem so we're fukced...
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« Reply #1643 on: April 06, 2013, 12:44:05 am »

oy! HAPT! how do I get out of telling what seried of dfwarfs tp dp wat??
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« Reply #1644 on: April 06, 2013, 12:45:10 am »

Oh yea.. Whja staesopn do I wehd at???
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« Reply #1645 on: April 06, 2013, 12:46:13 am »

weeeeeelll fukc... Iz screwedded...
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« Reply #1646 on: April 06, 2013, 07:40:19 am »

my god so druink,  havent been this way in forever.  wonder who can decything my text?

Hey, it's better than mine. 8)

BTW, I checked, and the save I left you had (at least) two vampires in the population.  Sorry 'bout that. 
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Going to download your save now and see how the place looks...



Oh yea.. Whja staesopn do I wehd at???

Dolwin said he played until spring, so I'd say next spring if you can make it. Then again, I never did manage a full year on either of my turns so far.

weeeeeelll fukc... Iz screwedded...

Details? Screwed as in "this place is a mess" or as in "clowns ate all the dorfs"?  :P

If the current settlement is dead or doomed, reclaim is always an option.  We did it once, we can do it again.  At least unless you really did open the clown car or something...

Anyway, once you've sobered up enough, can we have your save too, please?
« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 07:54:48 am by vyznev »
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« Reply #1647 on: April 06, 2013, 09:21:36 am »

I tried, guys, but I was so hammered I didn't manage to even get the game unpaused. Here's what I woke up to though. Only pics I have are of alcohol (a lot of it).

Alright, I was dringing eariwer.. Staryted with a 40, then drank a bottle of rum. Bakardi zombie tpo be exact.
I'lll uplod pics later (that took threew tries) started with a 40 of old english 400, went to bakardi zombie.file:///media/3139-6564/DCIM/Camera/IMG_20130405_222341.jpg

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Later I got another zombie and hurricane.. file:///medifile:///media/3139-6564/DCIM/Camera/IMG_20130406_002628.jpg

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{Cant remember hoe to upload pics now.. will do latwer How do I do this shizts??}
 Bu the time I? got home from the batr, I gouldn't remember my own address.

Cant read dolw9n's ost, will tomorrow. and will post my pics of alcohold same tiume...

Downloadiun save,.. (note had 1 40, 1 bottle fo bakardi, and a l9i ttle more I canb't remembetr...)

Ehow do I downolad tiuss??

Gotit... I think..

While I wait for it to download, my brother rearranged the place while I was out.. I was worried when I got home trhat it wasn't tje right place (it also took an hour to tell m friende where to go...)

For the record, my girlfriend asked if I'm coherent, I think I'm not,,,

NOW FOR DOWNLAODING!@!

Well fukc.. an't fiond the fort.. where ase it uplaoded to??

Damnit. the 3 minutes o download the fre are taking forever,,
Done! Lets do this shizts!

For the recordst.. This shitz is hard to upnloade...

Finally starting the gMAE..

now for pics pf what iv got leftr...

Lost track of this shits.. But I had a 40, an bottle of zombie, some more vodka.. some more shot.. not for he damn fortr..

Fuuuuu... Taking a swig, wtf is this shit???. Seriously. who was beore me??
Whayt the fukc an I supposed to o moq>> damnit.. I need more alcohols./.

halp[! what did dolphin do?? Fucit.. Is gonna get this shoz unter control..,
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>>oopswrog windown... took half an hour tro fid my coorect window... kept getting docoter who..

What the hell is with this design????! taking another dring or hree..

Much betyter.. now to figure out wtf is goinf pon here...

fukcit.. ;essee if I can cut fown these mushrooms..


fukkkkkk can't remember what the hel s going on... HALP!!

Fuggit.. We'z building evertything ne cessatrrty!!?>>

fuuuu can't rember hoe to go untergroung,,,,,



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fuuuuu ., HALP!!!!!!!!
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fuuu I think is gonna fukc his o..

been iguring out hart waqs uo fr an our,,, tie to drink more!
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Another swig of tat golin swil.. amf another... and another,,,.

seriously though, I have no cluje wtf's gong on...,>><<
pls wtd up with the control pile??

wdf did mu shiz go?? wtever..... what do we have, anyway, anmf what season ehcs the ears's anyway??!>>


uuuuuufffffff... wf do I fo now?? fanit...



wtf... I's socnfuz...


EDIT: I think I did get it unpaused for at least a minute, but I don't remember shit... I'll upload what I've got.

Here's the file. I've still got enough alcohol for a dwarf, so if nobody is drunk tonight I may try again (hopefully with better results...)

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7540


Trollolol.. I just realized I tried posting directly from my phone last night XD


Edit 2: Whoooo! I'm still drunk off my ass! Seriously. Holy shitballs, what the hell did I drink?
« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 09:44:22 am by Stadekxiel »
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« Reply #1648 on: April 06, 2013, 01:36:41 pm »

For a recap of my turn:

Lots of dwarves died, more than I thought since we had quite a few babies born during my turn.  Id like to think most of the deaths werent my fault though.  The majority died to vampires, the hellhole, or were already on the verge of death when I started.

All I really accomplished was setting up the booze industry to give us a steady surplus and build a whole bunch of walls.  Pretty dwarven philosophy now that I think about it.  I walled off a bunch of "doors holding back lakes".  There may be more, you might want to check.

Kidnappings should decrease now that I have reclaimed everything on the surface outside the fort.  I put the war dogs near the bridge into the fort instead of by the trading post, so nothing should get in unseen.

Things for the next overseer to do:

1)  Looks like the miners wouldnt mine because 2 of them died.  Oops.  There is one left and plenty of picks.  Assign some useless guys to mine and turn off hauling for them.
2)  A road out of the fortress looks like a good idea.  Trees are threatening to cut off depot access.  I'd go south out of the gate, but its your call.
3)  An order of 60-90 wood bins or so would help.
4)  We have 2 kinda doctors.  Neither of them have diagnosing on.  Id turn on all the doctor skills for them both and turn off hauling.  There are a couple dwarves that need attention.
5)  Our good armorsmith died too.  Really bad luck on having the skilled dwarves die.  We need armor made (plenty of iron bars around).  There is galena too, so making silver warhammers for selling and weaponsmith xp would be good.  Not a lot of finished tradegoods in the fort.  I think we have all we need for metalcrafting, but I dunno.
6)  At least 1 more vampire floating around.  The vampire I killed was our best brewer, bummer.
7)  I got no migrants at all my turn.  The liaison left pissed off right at the start of the turn, so dunno what to tell you there.
8 )  I think there are still some items to recall underground.  A mass reclaim should do the trick.
9)  Turn off brewing for rope reed and pig tails.  We have plenty of other booze and could stockpile them if we ever need to make clothes.

Good luck!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1649 on: April 06, 2013, 04:29:32 pm »

And to recap my turn: I don't remember shit, and I managed three whole days before waking up, still drunk. :P

weeeeeelll fukc... Iz screwedded...

Details? Screwed as in "this place is a mess" or as in "clowns ate all the dorfs"?  :P

Screwed as in "this place is a mess and I'm too drunk to use a keyboard". Definitely going to start sober and slowly get hammered next time, judging from my comments I spent the entire time trying to download the fort instead of actually playing it.
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