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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 594909 times)

falafelsandwich

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1725 on: May 31, 2013, 04:26:14 pm »

Still trying to figure out what I meant at the end: "Epic dwarven araven comeign in.  In awe as to the rourougness.  Wish Oregon Trail had that."

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1726 on: May 31, 2013, 06:05:24 pm »

Ha, all I could think of was they were driving down the stream instead of using the bridge.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1727 on: June 01, 2013, 03:22:54 am »

Um, I have no memory of this, but I just found this screenshot open in Paint that must have been taken right before I passed out.

Looks like my successor will have to deal with Eslomerifafa the hairy lizard of regal bearing.



Did I mention the fortifications are under construction and therefore have about a dozen holes in them?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1728 on: June 04, 2013, 11:20:39 am »

Read some of the original posts where GWG and some others were talking about sleep deprivation instead of drinking. I think someone should make a Sleepy Fortress. Or Tired Fortress.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1729 on: June 05, 2013, 08:32:22 am »

I'm sure there will be a couple casualties but one FB shouldn't be too bad.  We just need to ensure the next player has plenty of "false courage" at hand  :D

Read some of the original posts where GWG and some others were talking about sleep deprivation instead of drinking. I think someone should make a Sleepy Fortress. Or Tired Fortress.
Everyone loves a good theme, maybe start a new thread to gague interest if you don't feel like running it yourself?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1730 on: June 06, 2013, 01:24:36 am »

Anyone interested in a fresh fort?  That was fun and all, but with the HFS already breached, it kind of defeated the purpose of a drunken run.
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« Reply #1731 on: June 06, 2013, 09:14:16 am »

Fort's not dead yet, onward! :D
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1732 on: June 06, 2013, 11:42:20 am »

I'm not sure what's up underground, but if the fort is connected to all 3 caverns then FB fun is right around the corner.

We should have the power and dwarf power for some megaprojects also.

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« Reply #1733 on: June 06, 2013, 04:34:17 pm »

Actually, that titan should provide some fun in the save I left up.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1734 on: June 11, 2013, 06:07:55 pm »

I suppose that I am pretty drunk at hte moment. You know what that means.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1735 on: June 11, 2013, 06:09:37 pm »

DRUNK !!SCIENCE!!! WHOOOOO!
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« Reply #1736 on: June 11, 2013, 06:17:28 pm »

So, do you still have that old magma pump? I thinks that I might have some plans for it.

So, I had a few pints of london pride and porter and am currently drinking a glass of home wine.
I currently have half a bottle of Stroh 60 and 2liters of around 16% home wine

Lets see what this fort if made of..

O have absolitely no idea what theese rooms are.

More stripmaiming!
Lets see what the rapist says.
The rapist says that our fort is a bunch of lazy bums either vomiting or being on cleaning duty to wipe the vomit.
All 129 of em.
Wouldn't have it anyu other way
Just drank another glass of home wine

Great! Our pimpstack is nearly complete. Ordered the last dozen pumps to be constructed and plucked the holes
THE MAGMA MUSRT FLOW!
Buigger means better, yes? More bedrooms! We need 130 of em!

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More militia. I hope they wre not importnat dorfs. They will die like the rest! BARUK ARMOK! URIS AIMENU!

Nealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes
Also, I think tha hald of our coffisn are full od dea cats

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Did yuo know that wthe are 20 words in the dwarven language for indstury and scinece? SCIENCE! MORE MAGMA! MORE METAL!
#WE SHALL INJECT IT INTO OUR VERY BODIUES! WE SHALL! YES!

More picks! Cna't mnind and all the old ones are in hte ditcht we can't reach!
See those corpses? All of em our legendayr miners stufck armosk nkiowns for how long. Sigh

Migrants? Go way! GO WAYA!
Great. Now we have 149 lazy bums! Good that most od them will e dead soon
What is thsi all crap we have=? Why do we even keep makgins thins styff?

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WE HAVE BEEN COOKING OUR BOOZW! OH NOES!
I need more booze. Another glasse

Militia! CKILL the inviding stulug men!
Why is 60% of our militia carrying eithe babies or ducks?

ELES! ELVES! BURN EM! YES MUST finish the pump to burn em

Ambush! How the hell did they even sget in hterh?

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Tume ti fight or die militia. Half of you will nto see utill morning., Die and let the hnest peasant carry your spear
Goblin killed by coblin cap bolts..
Snatchers? #Why? Just take em! We have enough already

Artifancs

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;pre a,mbushes. Let them figh5
i suppese we lost some dwarves. I do not care. They are expendavble. We habve over a hundred more waiting to die
Wgy should I wvoid killing those poor bastards anyay? They will just send us more. They alwayd do

Still no proper mining. Need to mine to get the bumps going. Damn it
More drinks. most of the wine is gone

Tge tsgtole kids. No matter. Keep em! JUSRT DO NOT BRING THE BLASTED BUGGESR BACK! DO NOT REWTUREN THE CHILKDREN!
>>More drinks. 4 in 30mins i think

Oops. Why did someone build a stairwau in the river one z.level above?
HURRAY! THe dwaves are getting their once per decaede shower!

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Agter alot of micromanagement I maneged to seal the oole
Parts of te gortd ar enusable though because ofrthe huge flood

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The clowns. They skeep staring atr me! This will not staned!
Idea
Clwons in the depths, FB in the basement...

Et tje, jlo eacj ptjer!r!
Yes
KILL each other! yse

They are going to write songs about our deeds! Yes! Sonfs.
Not sure what kind thouhg
I thinks the fortress is mostlu leak proof and will not let the creatues in. i think

Ahh! Borch and booze! Well, it is actually  a comgination od boch and seljenka but that does not matter! I lpve it and it tastes good with booze

;pe floros to finish the survafce eneterence


Oops, the magma forges

Not again., More fbsd. Time to relsease the de3mons and perhaps the magma too
Damn. 3 of em in a row

Oh, the piumps are ready

FB kildd most dorfs in the forges
No worries. Only 5 dead. They are expendable

4th FB this round
How does a robe reed robe lotche itself in a FBz face?
Who made that ohole to the cabers? So many dead!

Killed 3fb. So many dea. Why the hole to the caers?
Walllning off a part of the caverns. Then releqaseing the horde of clowns! HONK! HOINK! For THE HONKNOTHEr! HONKLmther PRAISE! KILL ALL NON:_CLOWN!
Most of the militia died. Poor suckers. More to take their oplace

Whre are the elves? Wi forgot to setal their stuff! Damn
Had a glass or two

Oops.
RTh clowns kind of expaced.
WWell, the fort is safe, Justr a but .., crippled
No biggie

Another glass

SO MUCH LIFECSTONECK! CATs, cow,s goats, pigs.. So much. All of them without ofwenrs. All owrners died in the clown riots 2013
12.06.13 remember always
Heh heh. 1,5l of 16% wine, a few pinmt sf prter and a few S troh 60% later I find myself qyuit drunkj

DA;N IT! THEY CAME UP VIA THE MAGMA PUMP! THJEY CAME!

Ther last dorf standing
They are all dead


 Not qyuite sure how long that turn was
Amnyway, they are dead. Al dead. HONK

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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1737 on: June 11, 2013, 07:48:45 pm »

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Nealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes

Whoops  :P
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« Reply #1738 on: June 11, 2013, 07:59:18 pm »

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Nealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes

Whoops  :P
It wad you, wasnt it? A fort without anyone with mining skill  :o
I like yuour style
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1739 on: June 11, 2013, 08:21:11 pm »

That's what happens when you quit playing (pass out) in the middle of a project!
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