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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 566299 times)

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!]
« Reply #1830 on: July 23, 2013, 02:24:52 pm »

Damn. I forgot to post my pictures and now I won't have access to them for this week since I am not home.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!]
« Reply #1831 on: July 29, 2013, 10:11:26 am »

If anyone has their BBQ rained out, drunk fortress will be right here waiting for you.

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oh dear
« Reply #1832 on: August 01, 2013, 11:45:05 am »

Unless anyone gets particularly drunk in the next few hours I am (right now!) downloading the save and might well have a go.

...Ok. I have had three beers (which henceforth in this post shall refer to pints of ale) after work and am worjking through a fourth.

It's more likely that I will just doze off in about three hours' time than get actually quite drunk, I have a severe sleep shortage.

Does, if there is anyone out there, anyone need to be named? Just having a look around now. It works.

...Right then.

I am  wait

there is a bobnova

And now there is a me, Master Cheesemaker

Right let's go in to look

...oh. Um. Everything seems to be running rather smoothly? I'm not quite sure what to do. Hmm. I 'll drink whilst I consider.

...Is that the entrance? Is that one too?

...oh yes. Make soap/oh crap., there are merchants!

Hum. The merchangts ddidnt seem to have anything, but I have a picture:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

oh yes., i mean that I was assigning a lovely warm room to the angry and frustrated hammersheriff here ie s a picture of it

shit that was close nearly beer on the floor

right

Now

oh yes  I have to press escape again now, I have [put a magma smelter to be built

I have had another beer, incidentally, which I think was six although was  it five and this is six?

there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is

except with cheese and onion crisps


so

* galena, later summer of 127
there is some loud music playiung
it is from the 60s and now  have efeinifely drunk

I will make another screentshot to show the great progress i have made

wait

iI forgot whwere teh print screen key

now I can either do this slowly but accruately oh

right

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

bother if rogot the xplanation again - it is i think it is the soap

if

If it automaticlaly puts itself on the status stcks screen, is

why?

Well, I can go to the dridge

distratced shamesllsy reading my game after I sat down

there are certainly things that are happening, and I should knmow what they are

...There was a snatcher, but I just saw a duck, maybe either
 Although I'd like to say I didn;t have my BBQ rained out, no
shit! a kidnapper has made off with erc tetc etc
on my watycg

so now it is early autumn
i have hardly done anything

I lost the game then for a few sec minutes



idtion

idiot

pewwwwwwpewpewpewpewpewpewpewwww

seriously


had a bit of a bathoroom mishap there. Got stuck in it because I couldn't get through the door vefore turning the light off, and I couldnt grab hold of the light switch (it's a dangly tpye of thing()

unpleasant

right i just saved it a bit because my head is bit fpffff

some fightingh with a bokokoko damn

kobold thief


agh

ah yes

it iws 21.29 now and I hadtwo or three more beers since the other time actually i think four, it looks ;like - 8 or 9


...right well I have saved it because I reall yneed a lie downperhaps I will be able to carry on in a couple of hours after a lie down haha who a m i kdidding


blimey, I have registedered on ddffflmibli and up no, AM uploading the file

im going ot have to hae another go another itme i think, rater than pretending that in two hours I will be capable, relalytt, see, I kist cant think, which is proving to be a didffifiiii
this could take HROUs to upload

i think I;ve dine a half year so far

what i have achieved is, I think I built a magma forge and some soap industriy and assigned a room but mostly i m;looked at the strange flashng sreen whilst listening o the strange flashing music which was loud



this is it i think

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7871

now i have to have a lie down on my right hand side
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!]
« Reply #1833 on: August 01, 2013, 01:30:17 pm »

If I'm not in there, I need to be in there :D
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!]
« Reply #1834 on: August 01, 2013, 03:50:22 pm »

you were very much in there at least twice but then ive just given up because i need a le down for a while and [perhaps I wjull carry on shorlty
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!]
« Reply #1835 on: August 01, 2013, 09:12:05 pm »

PTW.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!]
« Reply #1836 on: August 01, 2013, 11:26:57 pm »

lol, awesome.
That hammerdwarf is hardcore.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!]
« Reply #1837 on: August 02, 2013, 04:32:34 am »

Lol, 'bokokoko'
That had me in little giggles.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1838 on: August 05, 2013, 02:22:57 pm »

will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
Bwahahaha :D Masterful turn, my man. You do us old drunkards proud!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1839 on: August 05, 2013, 03:53:00 pm »

Aye! Great turns.  Still waiting for things to start to go horribly wrong. We need more magma!

Only now got around to uploading those old pics from my turn. Damn I am late.
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1840 on: August 05, 2013, 04:18:52 pm »

will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
Bwahahaha :D Masterful turn, my man. You do us old drunkards proud!

Aye! Great turns.  Still waiting for things to start to go horribly wrong. We need more magma!

Only now got around to uploading those old pics from my turn. Damn I am late.

a sure way to fix this is the double drunk drunk dwarffortress!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1841 on: August 05, 2013, 08:26:41 pm »

Well...
Boko bokoko. Bokokokoko boko boko.

And the fortress shall be ruled.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch This!]
« Reply #1842 on: August 06, 2013, 02:47:04 am »

a sure way to fix this is the double drunk drunk dwarffortress!
We should so do that....

once i have time :)
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« Reply #1843 on: August 06, 2013, 03:37:08 pm »

there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is

Lovely. :D Does Kamin still maintain the memorable quotes list in the first post? Cause I think this might belong there. Sort of sums up the feeling of playing drunk fortress.

bother if rogot the xplanation again - it is i think it is the soap

if

If it automaticlaly puts itself on the status stcks screen, is

why?

Well, I can go to the dridge

 ??? What is this I don't even...
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1844 on: August 08, 2013, 05:00:00 am »

Hello everyone. I took two turns (well more like 1 1/2 turn) way back then, and am looking to get into this again. Was fun while it lasted.

I am currently living with my parents so more turns of Drunk Fortress is unlikely, however in 3 weeks I shall be able to play again.
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