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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT! ... is Marble magma safe?]
« Reply #1875 on: August 18, 2013, 07:28:13 pm »

Posting to watch.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT! ... is Marble magma safe?]
« Reply #1876 on: August 20, 2013, 02:45:49 pm »

So, anyone's up with building a 25-z magma pump stack while drunk?

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« Reply #1877 on: August 20, 2013, 02:52:54 pm »

So, anyone's up with building a 25-z magma pump stack while drunk?
But the magma is already on the surface  :-\

Perhaps a water pumpstack.-
Yes. An automated generator/pumpstack flooding the fortress while everyone is too drunk to shut it down. Mwhehehe..he...
I will wait a few turns before taking another turn but if nobody else will make one before that then I will.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2013, 02:55:30 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1878 on: August 21, 2013, 11:53:36 am »

if the magma is already on the topside the magma stack is still needed, only a few minor tweak to make it pump the magma down (pressurized magma is the best kind of magma!)
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« Reply #1879 on: August 21, 2013, 02:47:21 pm »

Or pump it up into a Massive Dispersant Chamber above the entrance.
Pull a lever and it drops not only the magma, but also the entire storage reservoir, on whatever is below :D
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT! ... is Marble magma safe?]
« Reply #1880 on: August 23, 2013, 02:53:33 pm »

Someone take a turn darn it.  >:( I am eager to start a turn again
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1881 on: August 23, 2013, 06:18:35 pm »

Aww darn it. I hppe tat HOPE THAT nobody minds that I take a second turn in row. If you feel that it will become too much of a scruffy show you can just skip this turn.
Sorry for hte doublebpost by the way.

I set a few goals beforehand
1.Waterpump stack? Nope. Not gonna happen
2.Candy? CANDY!
3.Magma. LOVELY MAGMAG EVERYWHER! Heaterd walls. Heated!

Time to staret. Start.
I have had about 7dl of 16% wine and am pretty drunk. I just poured another 5dl pint of white- & red currant wine
I have more than enouigh of it to drink. Just bottled a 20l batch of starberry wine (started making it 2months ago) and a 10l batch of red/white currant wine.

Booting up DF.

Oh, those gobbos. Time to whioop their asses.

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Shoo! Off you go ya little varmits!

-Locechild found a kobold. Cute
They hugged with knives! Locechild was stapped in the foot. Lost motor functuons
-Sealed the upper enterence
-Lovechilöd dieing. Tood runk to do hospital thingitses

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-New refuse stockipe. Cant keep hauiling thme so far away since it is uner magma
-MORE MINERS since i need them for a project

Need soap for hospita.
-Bobnova cancels! Damn bugger! Need ash
THE FORTESS SHALL TURN TO ASHES!

Moonstone

-Fogot to release the suqads
-Smelly

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MORE KOBOLD SOAP
COBLIN SOAP!

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-Jervill moody. That time of the motnh
-Moat. FUll o magma

-Hand to make a pile full of onty magma.safe material stsones.
:darhd when drunk
MNeed magmaseafe stuff for the moat

-Fuck.
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Farm stone
MAGMA! RUN FOR IT
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-Priject cancelled

Opal

-Every ablebodied yet not ableminded orf to mninign. MINIGN! AHOY!
That inclused you precious overseers

Too drunk. 2fl drink to go
dorf cancels: dig warm rock ot her doom: Seek baby
LAZY BUM! WhAT WOULD YOUR MOTHErLESS CHILD THINK OF HYOU! MIN TH WAR M STONE

Almost forgot caverns. Day are ours!

This all will be full of magma
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Supports on support stuff aboe z.
Pans ruinend PLANS RUOINED!
-Have to think

FOR URIST!

What was I doing?
turkey died of old age
-Another wne piunt down

Noticed a floor sunder magma.
Impossible to make the whole forteress collapsable withou making the area huge.
DAMN! have to mka ot just magma, not collapsable
PLANS RUINED!
Plan was to mkae ht whik,e firt cillabpsable. Cave up the plan. Too complicated
Fort is full of drums and flutes. Melt tghen

Slate
Posselesed farmer
cant sthink straight.
No magma collapse? shame

tyrpan.

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almost closed tehe came on accident
Skeeot

SToo dsleepy
Sleepuy
Lpcoat s full of booze. Lapcoat. yes, o wear ot when drining

Felshite
igrants
A wvuke force of go bbo has appeared. 30sikduers wikk jull en akk
30 soldiers will kill themm all

ifh fuck
half a dozen cave dragons and master cgobblins

WE ARE BEING MURDEWRED
TGUS IS NOT AN ASSAULT!" THIS IS AN
Something?

from 30 +6skille d militia to 6
5 cave cragons
A wvuke force of go bbo has appeared. 30sikduers wikk jull en akk
30 soldiers will kill themm all

ifh fuck
half a dozen cave dragons and master cgobblins

WE ARE BEING MURDEWRED
TGUS IS NOT AN ASSAULT!" THIS IS AN
Something?

from 30 +6skille d militia to 6
5 cave cragons

EDIT:Seems like there were 10 cave dragons (6 dead, 2 trapped, 2 living), not 5-6. (Also a dozen archers and 30ish melee gobbos. Many master goblins too. Damn.)

everybody is dea dave
ouc212


One invasion. skjill5-10 militia. 30 soldiers
4 survived. 6 cavede dragons. 30gobbos
tombs

Coppermace encicled with copper crap
IT IS COMING!

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why are all the engravikngs about dwarves dikeing or lions being tamed?

new magmahoel
from 120 to 50 with 290babies. what happened?

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NOT ENOUGh mAGMA. It is evaporating

only about 100 deaths this tyrn
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7933
« Last Edit: August 24, 2013, 03:00:54 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1882 on: August 23, 2013, 09:09:34 pm »

Still lolling.
That was grade A Drunk Fortress right there, good work Scruffy!
rofl.


What was I doing?
turkey died of old age
-Another wne piunt down
Damn turkeys. Punt them wne's!

Plan was to mkae ht whik,e firt cillabpsable.
That sounds safe? lol

tyrpan.
ouc
almost closed tehe came on accident
Skeeot

SToo dsleepy
Sleepuy
Lpcoat s full of booze. Lapcoat. yes, o wear ot when drining
tyrpan? ouc? I don't even know, lol again.
Now a lapcoat, that seems like a good idea for drunk fortress :D


from 30 +6skille d militia to 6
5 cave cragons
pic11A wvuke force of go bbo has appeared. 30sikduers wikk jull en akk
30 soldiers will kill themm all
puc9
ifh fuck
half a dozen cave dragons and master cgobblins
This sounds like a problem.


So is this stronghold Dead, Jim? Do we get the save? :D
I definitely think we should include the second turn, I have no issue with doubles personally. Especially not given the fairly random turn length.

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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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« Reply #1883 on: August 23, 2013, 09:36:28 pm »

So is this stronghold Dead, Jim? Do we get the save? :D
[/quote]He is not dead Jim

Damn, I am a mason, not a doctor Jim
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Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1884 on: August 25, 2013, 04:50:39 am »

Best turn in a while. Magma shenanigans are always very dwarven.

I can't understand half of your post but no matter  :P

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« Reply #1885 on: August 25, 2013, 07:22:59 am »

I liked it. Expeshally the "Only about 100 deaths this turn" part.
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« Reply #1886 on: August 26, 2013, 11:54:06 am »

We need more magma death on this fort.  Nice try to get the entire fort to collapse into magma, Scruffy.
Magma should get more kills, not gobbos and cave dragons!

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« Reply #1887 on: August 26, 2013, 01:28:21 pm »

We need more magma death on this fort.  Nice try to get the entire fort to collapse into magma, Scruffy.
Magma should get more kills, not gobbos and cave dragons!
Acute case of melting bodyfat was one of our leading causes of dead (Second only to sudden cases of "cave dragon tooth lodged in brain" and the epidemy of a horrible disease known only as Thirst)
Lets put it like this:
1. A huge multi z-level area is set for mining inorder to be filled with molten goodness. Alot of rock laying around.
2. The miners breach !!FUN!!. Half a dozen miners instantly evaporate.
3. Magma pours down a hole to fill the area below with magma.
4. Every unimportant lazy bum in the fortress is collecting rocks a z-level lower.
5. The nobles suddenly notice a huge decrease in the local peasant population.

Edit:
Uh oh.
I just booted up the save and I think that we might have a slight problem..
Instead of just 30ish gobbos there will be over 80 of em raiding the fort a few minutes after loading the save. Better seal the enterence
Also, since engravings are a window to the dwarven heart I tried engraving a few floors and see what I got (Not in the save. I did this afterwards)
Half of them were humans taming leopards and the other half was dorfs dieing. Goblins killing dorfs, dorfs falling, dorfs melting, dorfs dehydrating..
« Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 07:45:07 pm by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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« Reply #1888 on: August 26, 2013, 11:07:26 pm »

I need to pay attention to this more often, thats quite the thing.

Also, I took all the OP's Memorable Quotes and added then to the tvtropes page.
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« Reply #1889 on: August 28, 2013, 06:34:20 am »

I will normally take a turn Friday evening, GMT -1.
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