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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 593394 times)

Helgoland

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [better not ask questions.]
« Reply #2085 on: December 02, 2013, 08:07:19 pm »

I'd take a turn, but it'll have to wait about two weeks - going home over the weekend, and I shouldn't drink during the week.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2086 on: December 03, 2013, 08:02:02 am »

This is the Era of Brokenmugs. But if there's one thing I've learned about drinking, dorfs will always, ALWAYS find a way.

Time to abandon the broken mugs for casks, friends. Strike that oh-so drunken earth.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2087 on: December 03, 2013, 12:01:39 pm »

Imagine the plants that would grow out of that beer-soaked earth.....

The trees would be distorted and gnarled, their trunks deep brown, almost ebony, and their leaves would be white; they would flow in the wind like a foamy froth in tempest.
The grass...Well, the grass would be long and wavy, undulating in different directions, though usually against the wind. They would appear unbalanced and unstable....
And the rivers, now the rivers...they would flow through banks of loamy earth, gathering every drop of liquor they can squeeze from the ground. The clear and sparkling quality would stun and ensnare passing animals who, upon drinking, would suddenly see the world in a new, magical, wavy light. These rivers would flow betwixt the trees and grasses, over distorted rocks and through saturated hills as the sun stared balefully down at them, before letting out into the great, froth-tipped seas. And above even the sun, beyond the pinpricks of light which are distant worlds, Great Armok the Beer God would look in drunken contemplation of his creation, and he would be happy.

Edit: Not quite sure why I wrote this, but what the hell.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2088 on: December 04, 2013, 11:50:31 pm »

Imagine the plants that would grow out of that beer-soaked earth.....

The trees would be distorted and gnarled, their trunks deep brown, almost ebony, and their leaves would be white; they would flow in the wind like a foamy froth in tempest.
The grass...Well, the grass would be long and wavy, undulating in different directions, though usually against the wind. They would appear unbalanced and unstable....
And the rivers, now the rivers...they would flow through banks of loamy earth, gathering every drop of liquor they can squeeze from the ground. The clear and sparkling quality would stun and ensnare passing animals who, upon drinking, would suddenly see the world in a new, magical, wavy light. These rivers would flow betwixt the trees and grasses, over distorted rocks and through saturated hills as the sun stared balefully down at them, before letting out into the great, froth-tipped seas. And above even the sun, beyond the pinpricks of light which are distant worlds, Great Armok the Beer God would look in drunken contemplation of his creation, and he would be happy.

Edit: Not quite sure why I wrote this, but what the hell.

And from the mantis's compound eye flowed a single, perfect tear...

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2089 on: December 05, 2013, 12:12:04 am »

ill do it in the weekend ok
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2090 on: December 07, 2013, 05:38:45 pm »

i am sorry
i am so, so sorry
but...too drunk
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2091 on: December 07, 2013, 05:41:19 pm »

You Can't be too drunk...it's Drunk Fortress, for crying out loud
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2092 on: December 07, 2013, 05:44:10 pm »

You Can't be too drunk...it's Drunk Fortress, for crying out loud

If you can manage to post, you can manage to horribly mess up the communal fort.
Although if you're drunk, you might realize you have better things to do. Like call you ex.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2093 on: December 07, 2013, 05:45:36 pm »

You Can't be too drunk...it's Drunk Fortress, for crying out loud

If you can manage to post, you can manage to horribly mess up the communal fort.
Although if you're drunk, you might realize you have better things to do. Like call you ex.
no....nothig
sorry gotta sleep
my belly hurts i downloaded the thing but cannot do anyhting
« Last Edit: December 07, 2013, 06:12:37 pm by ancistrus »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2094 on: December 07, 2013, 08:52:08 pm »

Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.

Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2095 on: December 07, 2013, 11:37:30 pm »

Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.

Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity

No! Leave your phones for the pleasure of the beer god! We gotta make it worth his while, too. You don't want to be cursed with sobriety, now do you?
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« Reply #2096 on: December 08, 2013, 01:23:49 am »

Well I would not call that overdoing it...the biggest problem was that i had been awake for 20+ hours and really needed sleep
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2097 on: December 08, 2013, 11:09:32 am »

Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.

Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity

Aye. The binges of legend are not repeatable for most men. And look what they did to the fort!
Just get sloshed enough to screw up your game, not enough to make you sick. Nobody benefits if you drink that much. Well, except the guy who sold you all that booze...
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2098 on: December 08, 2013, 11:19:39 am »

Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.

Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity

Aye. The binges of legend are not repeatable for most men. And look what they did to the fort!
Just get sloshed enough to screw up your game, not enough to make you sick. Nobody benefits if you drink that much. Well, except the guy who sold you all that booze...

And your ex when you get back together....Ah, booze is a wondrous liquid, 'Tis it not?  :)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]
« Reply #2099 on: December 08, 2013, 05:23:46 pm »

Damn it. If this keeps up I will be forced to take a second turn in a row (again)!
The good news is that I don't remember anything from the previous turn so it is all new to me.
Dorfmas (Uristmas? Dorf Christmas?) is a time of intoxication and forgotten evenings of DF. Surely atleast one of you will drink too much eggnog (or Uncle Urist's Special Koboldbulb Cider) and will be ready to take a turn
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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