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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 577666 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Soon to be Drunker, Dwarfier, and Uncut]
« Reply #2310 on: July 09, 2014, 01:05:14 am »

Oh holy shit, the update. So much stuff! I've been derping in adventurer mode. I think I'll let someone else decide whether to import the old save or start anew, then I'll have had time to get used to the updates.
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Dawn of a Drunken Era
« Reply #2311 on: July 09, 2014, 02:15:06 am »

I have not played DF since the first Drunk Fort turn. The beauty that spawned the legend just could not be matched... Until now.

In the honor of this new release, I put myself forward as First Drunk. Should anyone complete a turn before me, by all means feel free. Otherwise, I will update this post as I continue. Just DLed DF on my new comp--I am genning a world with 40.01 now. Should nobody beat me to the drunken punch, come HFS or high water I will be posting my log and screenies by the morning. Additionally, I will update OP with important info in the next few days. It is time, my inebriated brethren: It is time to herald the dawn of a new, dangerous, intoxicated era.

Spoiler: Welcome Home (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Starting Light (click to show/hide)
Only ten beers to begin, but I live next to a bunch of stores. I imagine I may end up running and getting more beers later.

Beer 5 down, probably gonna grab a few more and get to goin' after eating. Haven't eaten today (no, not even the chipz in the peekture), so I'm going to grab a bite (and maybe moar bier).

O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.
Spoiler: 500 ml of 50% goodness (click to show/hide)

I'm dronk.
Spoiler: STOCKPILEEEEEEE (click to show/hide)

These fucking dorfs are too slow. Time to cancel my glorious stockpile designationn. My tomb takes precendedce.
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Went out and got four more beers. Because I definitely don't need them. But really, I don't. Also, I dorfed the followibng: Scruffy, Siquo, Bobnova, Wrex, Jervill, and Magic Clover. Also, this me.

I don't frankly know what the fuck is going on anymore. Here's a picture of lots of logs.
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WHAT THE FUCK MIGRANTS?! SEVEN CHILDRENS. YOU BROUGHT ME TWO ADULTS AND SEVEN CHILDTENS. WHAT AM I GOIONG TO DO WITH SEVEN CHILDTENS?
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I'm pretty sure I saw an alligator snapping turtle around here somewhere... Looks like these childresn will not be a problem for too long.

KEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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You ade a mistake, bird. It shall be your lass.
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Just realized a tree I cut down smashed one of our cats to death lololololo

I just therw up in my mouth. It was gross. Pizza and beer disguised as a berp, but really not. My body betrys me.

Thieves come in groups now? :o Smart, but I'ma still gonna kill yew.
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Caravan!
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Spoiler: Dorven Quarters (click to show/hide)

This is what the outpost lieasian wants next yaer. Blocks? Hot damn, that will not be a problem... Suckers.
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I dug two deep.

Yaer one complete!

This... THIS. THIS. YOU GUYS SERISOULY WON"T BELIEV THIS.
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WELCOME TO MY DRUNKEN HELL
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8837
« Last Edit: July 10, 2014, 12:05:38 pm by Kamin »
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Re: Dawn of a Drunken Era
« Reply #2312 on: July 09, 2014, 02:17:32 am »

I have not played DF since the first Drunk Fort turn. The beauty that spawned the legend just could not be matched... Until now.

Welcome back to the world of the inebriated. Have at it, and let there be lunacy.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2313 on: July 09, 2014, 11:57:34 am »

The only thing better than inebriated lunacy is buggy inebriated lunacy.

Strike the earthy beer open!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2314 on: July 09, 2014, 11:51:17 pm »

Dronk Fortress!
Loving it :D
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2315 on: July 10, 2014, 04:14:31 am »

Drunk Fortress. Because randomly suiciding birds are more fun this way.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2316 on: July 10, 2014, 12:11:18 pm »

... I got shithammered, guiz. It'll be a while before I drink again. Can hair hurt? My hair hurts.

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Now, without further ado: ONWARD TO DRUNKEN GLORY!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2317 on: July 10, 2014, 12:37:13 pm »

Holy hell the Mantis Kamin thing must be worshiped.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2318 on: July 10, 2014, 03:21:55 pm »

Awesome!

Good work Kamin, way to kick things off :D
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2319 on: July 10, 2014, 03:55:14 pm »

Ohshit, epic way to start a fort, o mantis maniac. o3o

I'll definitely procure the save and crack open my Southern Comfort when I get home later, if someone hasn't already started a turn by then. I haven't even done anything but adventurer-mode games in the new version so far. Expect to see glorious bugs, and a return of the text depiction errors because I still have yet to try any graphical tilesets.

Also, anyone else plotting to be dorfed yet?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2320 on: July 10, 2014, 04:01:30 pm »

Holy hell the Mantis Kamin thing must be worshiped.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2321 on: July 10, 2014, 10:57:07 pm »

Alright, it's morphing time. Downloading the save and cracking open a pint of 80 100 proof. Expect edit when my turn is complete. owo

EDIT 1: Turn has arrived.

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EDIT 2: save ahoy! http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8861
« Last Edit: September 07, 2014, 11:19:51 am by Random_Dragon »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2322 on: July 10, 2014, 11:03:06 pm »

Alright, it's morphing time. Downloading the save and cracking open a pint of 80-proof. Expect edit when my turn is complete. owo
F'yeah! I'm excited to see this 40.01 shittrain keep a'movin' down those sad, sloshed tracks. I predict !!FUN!!.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2323 on: July 11, 2014, 01:50:48 am »

Request to be dorfed!
Guys, 40.01 is buggy as hell and 40.02 isn't save compatible, just saying.
Make sure Autosave is turned off and lets see how long this badboy lasts before either self destructing or dieing of save corruption.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2324 on: July 11, 2014, 02:04:47 am »

It won't be the first world to die. I think this is world gen number five. Maybe number four. I have vague memories of the first world being discarded due to running out of volcanos, but I don't know how accurate that is.
I do know that two were discarded for crashing far more often than they ought to.

I figure whenever the world/save eventually goes to hell, or the features of 0.40.xx become too awesome to not have (0.34.01 didn't have minecarts, for instance. That came in around 0.34.08 if I recall correctly), we'll move up to whatever the current version is.

It looks like most of the updates/fixes are for Adventure mode. The save corruption, quarry bushes, and 9/10 things not growing beyond baby are fort related. The growing issue isn't likely to have much effect in Dronk Fortress, the forts don't live long enough for anything to grow anyway :D
Ranching could be an issue I suppose.


Went with magma as the end of the fort, largely because I suspect Scruffy will show up.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2014, 02:11:15 am by Bobnova »
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O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.
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