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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1139038 times)

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2430 on: July 27, 2014, 02:06:02 pm »

Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.



I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.

Bomb 1 down.

Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!

Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
There are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!

I love you, Scruffy.
Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphere
In THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2431 on: July 27, 2014, 11:07:26 pm »

I woke up naked with a gash on forehead, surrounded by a pile of detritus.

I took good notes and made it through a year. I'll be updating later.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2432 on: July 28, 2014, 12:02:46 am »

I woke up naked with a gash on forehead, surrounded by a pile of detritus.

I took good notes and made it through a year. I'll be updating later.
lol, that's epically classic.
I think you just took Clover's cake.

Hope your head's more or less intact.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2433 on: July 28, 2014, 01:02:57 am »

I'm starting to think we may have a little alcohol problem here :p
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2434 on: July 28, 2014, 02:36:54 am »

I'm starting to think we may have a little alcohol problem here :p

understatement of the millenium

tempted to get drunk this monday evening and play... though... I'm not sure.

also that upload will be probably pretty lulzy.

Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphere
In THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?

Welcome to fucking Beerbattles ! Hope you like miasma !
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 02:38:42 am by Naryar »
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2435 on: July 28, 2014, 04:51:51 am »

Wait, what the hell happened during that turn? Magma inside the fortress? Tantrums? Killing traders?
How many months did it take to escalate to this? Damn, now I want to download the save and see what has become of this shortlifed fortress.

edit: Aww shit. That one tile that led to the leak was designated to be dug out during my turn but shouldn't they have cancelled it because of "warm stone"? Damn it, your turn was short and magmafilled because of leftover dig orders from my turn. Sorry
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 05:03:30 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2436 on: July 28, 2014, 06:56:28 am »

Damn it, your turn was short and magmafilled because of leftover dig orders from my turn. Sorry

but magmafilled turns are the BEST turns !

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2437 on: August 03, 2014, 03:29:05 pm »

Um, Kamin, any chance of getting the full save instead of just the world.sav? I'm not sure if it can be used by itself.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2438 on: August 03, 2014, 11:37:28 pm »

Now I remember why I didn't upload the whole thing or to DFFD. Christ, that was horrific.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9274

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2439 on: August 04, 2014, 04:07:41 pm »

I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2440 on: August 04, 2014, 04:11:41 pm »

I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.

It's not just OK.
It is inevitable.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2441 on: August 04, 2014, 04:17:40 pm »

I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.

It's not just OK.
It is inevitable.

All right then. There are five dorfs alive, who should I dorf? I'm takign one of them, so that's four left to redorf.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2442 on: August 04, 2014, 04:37:00 pm »

Ha, well, me for starters.
Probably Kamin, he dealt this mess and had a turn recently. Scruffy is inevitable. Maybe Clover to entice her to take a turn soon.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2443 on: August 04, 2014, 05:13:58 pm »

I get the distinct feeling that this fort's days are numbered so don't be too scared to start a new one when it falls. 2/3 of the fort seem to be slowly getting filled with magma (and the caverns are a sea of obsidian)
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.01: Beerbattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era]
« Reply #2444 on: August 04, 2014, 05:22:21 pm »

Okayh then, here goes-. Iäll try not to fix any typoes.



First of all, I stardted with  Famous Grtouse. Highland Bird I bnought today[taking a sip] Yeah, mnot so goood as the Grouse. I think I'll save the rest of the grouse for another occasion.

Tried to watch an epixsode of Eastbound &d Own while wqaiting for the scothcd to work insidne my branins. A saad episode it was, i think Kenny died.

Okay,. Time ot dorf some dorfs!

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