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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 548106 times)

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2730 on: December 06, 2014, 05:14:41 am »

Now, now, those turns were fun, but new players also bring their own flavor of fun to the fortress, so I wouldn't mind it at all if a new player came in and played. :) 

Also, Yoink has taken a turn before right?  It sounds as if he's getting drunk sometime soon...if he can be persuaded to play again.

I see you and Shoruke have taken over drunk fortress. That's fine, the more drunken players the more Fun.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2731 on: December 06, 2014, 08:02:44 pm »

I see you and Shoruke have taken over drunk fortress.
I challenge you to take it back from us.  :D
Or someone new could do it, either way is fine.

EDIT: You guys, the last turn was almost a month ago. If nobody else takes a turn in the next 3 days, then I will, Shoruke-overdose be damned!
« Last Edit: December 11, 2014, 09:09:36 pm by shoruke »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2732 on: December 14, 2014, 09:06:07 am »

Welp, time to end the silence. The least turn was 29 days ago, so now I guess I'm going to have to step up and end the awkward silence. I'm going to continue from Einstein's turn, survive as long as I can (not getting my hopes up), and when/if the fort crumbles to its last, I will switch to Jervill's alternate universe where we're not quite all dead yet.

Spoiler: picture of sangria (click to show/hide)

Thing I like about the Katakana alphabet, is that I can actually read stuff.
senngaria<*something*waenn&fuRUtsu>
they were probably trying to say Sangria (red wine and fruits)

Wait, I forgot to buy coke. Let's see what else I have... milk, or peach tea. Well, let's see if vodka + peach tea is any good.
*tries it*
...That's... disturbingly easy to get through. This could be very bad for me. Could make for a great turn, though.

Well, I downed that entire bottle of sangria, a shot of straight whiskey, and a couple shots of vodka...
So, even though it means I account for 3 of 4 and 2 of 3 of the last turns, here I gooooo~
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2733 on: December 14, 2014, 12:51:26 pm »


Here have a
zzz

P.S. my drinking tally
-1 bottle of sangria
-2 gulps of whiskey
-I don't know how much vodka I started with, but I'm out now

*the next morning*
W-what did I do to my poor tummy...
why don't my eyes work properly...
WHY IS SKYPE SUDDENLY IN GERMAN
also, I don't know why part of the post about starting the new fort is up in the part about the previous fort.

As for whoever's next, I feel kinda bad about just nixing Jervill's turn, so... if you can make his save work, start from there.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 08:31:49 pm by shoruke »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2734 on: December 15, 2014, 10:10:20 am »

Shoruke is the new Wrex, it seems. owo

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2735 on: December 15, 2014, 10:16:54 pm »

Guess I'm not a woodcutter, rofl.
That was hilarious.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2736 on: December 16, 2014, 10:38:31 am »

Madness.
Hilarious, incoherent madness.
With this new fort, my urge to get drunk has increased.

Damned be thee, shoruke!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2737 on: December 17, 2014, 01:10:09 pm »

I'm pretty drunk right now.

Can I play?

Yes I can, downloading now.

18 UK units in the blood, however much this is, let's gooooooooooooo!

Alrignt, who's in the queue to get dorfed?

Spoiler: Woo, I'm playing (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 17, 2014, 01:52:16 pm by Knit tie »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2738 on: December 17, 2014, 01:36:24 pm »

I'm pretty drunk right now.

Can I play?

Yes I can, downloading now.

18 UK units in the blood, however much this is, let's gooooooooooooo!

Alrignt, who's in the queue to get dorfed?

Ah, glad to see someone new giving it a shot, hope I'm not derping and posting several hours late. o3o

I guess myself, and um...now where'd that dorflist go...

EDIT: Oh good, the listed forum time is only an hour off, so I'm not hilariously late.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2739 on: December 17, 2014, 02:12:02 pm »

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2740 on: December 17, 2014, 08:17:09 pm »

Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?

In the same turn!?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2741 on: December 17, 2014, 08:59:45 pm »

Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?

In the same turn!?
Yup.

Starved one, flooded the other.

Should I post a save?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2742 on: December 17, 2014, 09:10:21 pm »

Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?

In the same turn!?

I...
wh-
you can't just...
HOW?!?

that's actually pretty funny  :P
(although you're a bit too quick to decide "screw it, I lose" IMHO)
« Last Edit: December 17, 2014, 09:22:28 pm by shoruke »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2743 on: December 17, 2014, 09:14:38 pm »

Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?

In the same turn!?

I...
wh-
n-no...
you can't just...


HOW?!?

You know, on second thought, that's actually pretty funny  :P although you're a bit too quick to decide "screw it, I lose" IMHO
There was actually a several months' worth of time between me designating the dormitory and abandoning the fortress, filled mostly with dwarves starving and dying.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2744 on: December 17, 2014, 09:22:55 pm »

Oh, well that explains it.
All is well and good and funny then  8)
(except for the part where Dwarves are dying. So sad, but this is drunk fortress, so it's unavoidable)

oh, and welcome to the fortress, thanks for playing! More new players is always a good thing  :D
« Last Edit: December 17, 2014, 09:32:25 pm by shoruke »
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