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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2760 on: December 20, 2014, 06:11:47 pm »

Well jeez. Getting drunk enough that your liver fails is one thing, but I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting so drunk their computer died.
That's like... being so awesome it literally hurts.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2761 on: December 21, 2014, 12:28:14 pm »

Well jeez. Getting drunk enough that your liver fails is one thing, but I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting so drunk their computer died.
That's like... being so awesome it literally hurts.

Hahahaha, thanks! :))

If no-one is planning on taking a turn in the near future I think I might finish my year. I still have half a bottle of the stuff.
I do have stuff I need to get done today, so it won't be 'til later if I do. I'd rather not play twice in a row, but y'know. I feel like I need to redeem myself after that shambles, hehe.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2762 on: December 21, 2014, 12:38:09 pm »

:P

The Meister doth fucketh one up.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2763 on: December 21, 2014, 05:29:42 pm »

*SOUNDS OF INTOXICATION*



Beware dorfs, for your misery is just the beginning. They are going to dig a hole. A deepå, beard-filled, drunken little stinkhole full of bearded, angry little drunken vermin.

Edit:
I de cided that a litre of 16% home wine should be enough for tonight. It is 1am for me and I have stuff to do tomorrow so this is REALLY a bad decision but I don't care at the moment. I'll just do this in fast pace over the course of a few hours and be horribly hungover tomorrow. (today) Quickly chucked down half a litre so. Whoo..

Can't get the save to open. Must be using the wrong version
Downloaded 40.21. It launches but can't get Dwarf, The Rapist to work. Grr

Not sure if this works properly. Too drunk. Downloaded a the 40.20 version of the rapist memory layout, chanced the checksum and name to 40.21 and trying to use it with 40.19 version of the rapis t. It seems to talk with the game just fine but it is an older version. Hopefullyl it will work. Too drunk to wonder about github and stuff
« Last Edit: December 21, 2014, 06:32:37 pm by Scruffy »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2764 on: December 21, 2014, 06:32:51 pm »

Double post ahoy!

I haven't played in a while and I'm not familiar with the current dorf personality and thought mechanics.
Doesn't matter. THe dorfs won't notice. They will be miserable no matter what version I'm using.
10 dorfs. 9 idling. how åpleasant. I*; GOING TO MAKE ThEM INTO PROPER DORFS! NO SlACKING!
My keyboard is not working properly. can't make some marks
Reconnected it. Can't use many keys.
HURRAH! it was winamp hotkays. turned them off fxid it. too much thinking . must stop thinking this hard
FOOD! Really costly deep freezed tom kha (yep, crappy) iut was pretty horrible quality. The "microwavable" plastic container melted in the heat.

Drank 2/3 of the booze. Ned to get another litre.
I'nm going to edfile Defile the fortress with tilesets and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
Trees. so many trees. BLASPHEMY! FELL THEM

npble jobs. need bookkeeper
need bpiks
Must get  basics worlking before too drunkj
broker? who is an useless idler? Kamin. Yes.

m y butchered rapuist doesnt work. can read jobs but can't assign them. ARGHG
REAL DRUNK FORT PLAYERS DON*T NEED THE RAPIST! URIST AI MENU! BARUK ARMOK!

sealed the staircase to freedo m 5 tirecases to surface
connected two separete sides of fort
ugly fort.
mneed to find soil. farms
DOLOMITE! EVERYTHING IS BLOODY DOLOMIte!

HJERE WE WILL HAVE 2D FORtrESS! No magma conscrabtions this time. I will dig. The dorgfs will die.. DFIG! DIG!
and make this fort into something beautiful and impractically 2d. MINE!


2/10 dorfs work. miners. all we need is miners. others are just to supplu the mintere
THE BUMS HAVE NO PROPER JOB EXPERIENCE! WHAT DOD YOU DO WHN YOU EmparkeD WiTH theM?
Assigned hobs. Without the rapist. the lazy bastards will be less efficient this way.
Must mine

No stockpiles. 2 workshops. What did you do YoiunK?

Damp? DIG ANYWAY! WATERY GRAVEY
WALLS TO PROTeCT US! DOLOTMIE!


Armok and Urist at Tanagra.
Shaka, when the forts fell
!

Sthomach. Feel file shit.

Bloody outside world. We don't need no outside world. Wall of the exits. The migrants can build their own fortress and share it with tegh gobbos.
bedrooms. too big. make them smaller
I will turn this for profitable reven if it is the last thing i do



mioners don't need to mine. tthey are too imporatnt

Traders...
Rob
Tge mountain bastaredas want ammunition and quivers. we are going to give the..
NO! ROB THEM! NO SELLI NG!
Farmer will not do anythign except plant. yes. PLUNP HELMETS! MINING! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
BeDROOMS!
GOOD FORTRESS! YES!
MIGRANTS! GO WAYA!

Lovely soup.
Yoink cancels give food: no food
Erm.. Ooops? Hospital
pic5

Noble housng
Kamin is happy. That is all thamatters
Naryua chief medical dorf


PROGRESS!
sorry kamin. yiur bookkeeping has to be accurate. no heroics for you. sorry
'
bloody soup. should have chicken and champignion. found 1 piece of each.
Butcher. Food. Dorfs need food to mine
The tower grows
Industry! Smelting¨Water? BLEH! Must get rid of the foul stuff
Drain the ppols

burn wood. make picks. mine. destroy forest. MINE MORE!
ramp to the roof. must build
Diggy diggy hol,e

Gettomg a bot jimgru agaim
A bit hungry again

build a main staircase
tje fort is fery difrerent than a trn ago
DIFFERENT THAN A TURN AGO. Darm


crap freezes in the winter. interesting

caverns
walling them ooff

Cabybara. Go away. You're dryunk

wood charcoal. smelting. making picks. must mine. minitis
Finally we have wood and booze
m,ore caverns
CRUNDLES! ARMOK BLESS US! CRUNDLESS! WE HAVE STRUCK A vEIN OF CRUNDLES!
HORRORS! CRUNDLES IN THE DEEP!
THIRD CAERNS! YES!

More bedrooms. Hospitals. Diningroom
If there is one thing I can do is make these damn dwarfholes into productive little sweatshops.
The dorfs must stay alive to dig an to do that they must have what ever the dorfs need
Half of the embark has winter. the other does not
warm stone. oh yes
the jobs are tiring to set without the help of th'e DWARF, THE RAPIST
no idlers. work. CRAFT½! PRODUCE! DO  THE DORF THING!
Oh yes. Caverns. Beatifulö aern.
so much wate3r. filthy water

need to find iron
Only one gate to separate the outside world. I will leave it to the next player to build the fefences. heh heh. Yoiur probler, .

ELVES..
FILTHY ELVES!
For the first tiem I am a tht going to rob the elves. they are not worth it. bloody hippies.
 nothing worth stealing
migrants

No militia. That is up to the next player too. Hah hah. Your problem bozo
Uh oh. I just had to say that..

WERELIZARDS! MORE WERELIZARDS! LUCKY!

Damn it. The wereliza<rd is attacking elves. Making were elves. Damn it. I want weredwarves
erm.. Enisea. Sorry. You were gored to death by a lzard

SEAL THE FORT! AGAIN! LET THEM STARVE!
erm.. a child killed the werebeast. A 5 year old..

I'll let thje contaminated future weredorfs ins. jus t for the future overseer's sake. Hewh heh
magmasea
Magmaforges!
New water and fishing zones too
oops,. collapse. a few drowned dorfs. no biggeie


'work little dorfs, work .more woof. more evertytng
O h yes, we won't starve.

i need mroe booze
Stop griefing or being horrigfied you bozos. you have work to do and we have elves to slay
Wait? erm.. No. Oh well. Nobody will miss that one caravan

second entenrenc. better entenrece than just 5 staircase sleading to the surface

Still havent foudn any metal. insande wild boar




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NO NO NO THE MAGMA WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE  BREACHED YEt!

more migrants., dont want em. time for another turn. a yuear has pased. I think
Ireally hope for the next overseer¨s sake that we will have a new version of therapist


Producing beds, cabinets, coffers, coffins and doors on repeat. the imporant stuff

I drank 2 litres of 16% stuff. Damn
Edit: only 1.5l
1 thousand drink and 452 meals. A big step from 0 in the bei´ginning

It's a beraifful fortress. I will leave it to the ext overseer. It is early autumg like when I satart. I think. Perhaps.
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« Last Edit: December 22, 2014, 04:30:36 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2765 on: December 21, 2014, 07:26:19 pm »

Reclusive Alcoholic retreat now established.
Seal off ze walls, as long as dwarf has booze, dwarf needs not fresh air.
I should sleep, but ze scruffy plays.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2766 on: December 21, 2014, 11:22:19 pm »

WERETHINGS

WERETHINGS EVERYWHERE


(also good turn, even if I cannot make heads nor tails of the tileset! :P)

Edit: Also also I didn't "do" much of anything, that's kinda the problem here...
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2767 on: December 22, 2014, 09:22:52 am »

That fort doesn't look like a fort that was made by a drunken maniac, but then again that's what a drunken maniac would want us to think.

Good job! :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2768 on: December 24, 2014, 07:05:28 am »

Did you know that Christmas isn't even a statutory holiday here in Japan? That means today is just as good of a day to get drunk and play video games as any other day, so excuse me while I do exactly that. While eating traditional Japanese holiday Generic-Brand©®™ not-KFC Fried Chicken and strawberry cake.

TL;DR it's my turn.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2769 on: December 24, 2014, 08:30:00 am »

A non-xmas xmas turn starting with strawberries and chicken.
Shoruke strikes again.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2770 on: December 24, 2014, 10:30:32 am »

orite merry xmas btw

Spoiler: snape dies lol (click to show/hide)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2771 on: December 24, 2014, 12:33:01 pm »

Scruffy turns are the best turns.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2772 on: December 24, 2014, 06:29:18 pm »

OIv'e got double vision so I'm goigngi in.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: December 24, 2014, 08:08:52 pm by uggi »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2773 on: December 24, 2014, 07:54:35 pm »

Bahahahaa! Oh man, this is great.
Scruffy of all people salvages the fort and gets it back on its feet after my failure, and then in the next turn everyone gets horribly slaughtered by a forgotten beast. :D Great turn Shoruke, and this is already hilarious, Uggi! One heck of a 'rescue'. :P

I'm guessing all three of my dorfs are dead by now, hahah.
That sure is a pretty brutal FB for a Drunk Fortress to have to deal with...
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2774 on: December 24, 2014, 08:31:26 pm »

*sudden realization*

Oh my gosh, you guys! Do you remember that part where I kept predicting that we were having Doomed Idyllic Hometown syndrome?
I was right. Gods above, the tropes are real.
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