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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2820 on: December 31, 2014, 04:54:15 am »

I am so playing next monday.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2821 on: December 31, 2014, 08:29:12 am »

Let me get this straight. I built a goddamn wall with fortifications on top of it, and your initial reaction upon seeing it was ''Yes, I will build an empty pyramid-shaped shell above and around it!''.
Well, on my defence I was somewhat drunk at the time..
Think of it as a roof. The whole aboveground part is now sealed so no pesky keas get in if someone just rises the bridges.

Damn. Why isn't it filled with magma or collapsable. It would have been so easy to make it collapsable and have a lever to destroy every constructed wall and floor aboveground. Well, atleast we can still will it with magma, right?

I checked the fort again and still have no idea of what is burning in the workshop rooms. There are damaged beds and wooden objects but nothing in fire. Only loads of severed bodyparts from various named dwarves. The two FBs in the caverns have butchered every crundle, troggolyte, giant toad and spider they have come across. Bloody. A hunter ran away from a chinchilla.

Also, my head hurts.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2822 on: December 31, 2014, 11:37:06 am »

Well, today was educational. I learned a lot about New Year's festivities in Japan. I also got two free shots of wine (sake) and purchased a deicidal armament for five bucks.

WELP
TIME TO CHASE ALL THAT DOWN WITH VODKA AND PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES

Wait, it's 1:40 AM? Hmph, there goes my sleep schedule. Oh well!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2823 on: December 31, 2014, 11:46:54 am »

Go for it Shoruke! It has to be early afternoon somewhere in the world. Just pretend that you live there
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2824 on: December 31, 2014, 01:39:12 pm »

O Shoruke, where art thou? :<
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2825 on: December 31, 2014, 02:02:42 pm »

This time I had the foresight to load the save while sober.
Now, last time I saw this fort on my laptop, there were 3 farmers, one child, and a giant firebreathing ass. Let's see how much fun we've gotten into since then.

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here
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10360

O Shoruke, where art thou? :<
Kawasaki, Japan
*faceplants bed*
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2826 on: December 31, 2014, 04:14:55 pm »

YOU FUCKERS LOCKED THADT ASS IN MY OFFICE SIGNATURE
WHAT THE FU-
actually that's fairly appropriate. well done.

I don't understand giving it fortifications, though? Can't it breathe fire through them?
Exactly. It can breath. Fun, ay? It is our mascot. Our very own feathered ass in your office.

Nice and confused turn by the way. The fort looks too well organized but looks can be deceaving...
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2827 on: January 01, 2015, 10:20:13 pm »

Man, that turn screwed my sleep schedule up pretty bad. It's now 5AM and I'm only just now getting tired.
Oh well.

Oh, also, I actually looked up gelding and gelder. As far as I can tell, one of the Dwarf immigrants really does specialize in castrating horses.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2828 on: January 02, 2015, 04:55:51 am »

If all goes well I'll be drunk enough to take a turn later this evening. Don't wait for me, though!

Edit: Well yeah, that obviously didn't happen. Ended up sweating off my drunk with my awesome dance moves long before I got home.
And then I died. R.I.P. Yoink. o_o7
« Last Edit: January 02, 2015, 05:15:17 pm by Yoink »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2829 on: January 06, 2015, 04:35:08 pm »

I'm really tempted..
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2830 on: January 06, 2015, 04:50:01 pm »

Go for it! :D
I'm nowhere drunk enough yet, hehe.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2831 on: January 06, 2015, 05:23:09 pm »

Before I start there is just one thing:



...
I don't know what to say
Seems like someone (perhaps I?) ordered the production of zinc statues. For some reason. *shrug*

we have no seeds. must build aboceground farms
what the fuck is an alfalfa? no matte. we eat it now. alfalfa and carrots. so many carrots
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MORE MEANINGLESS ROOMS AND WALLS because why not!
tantrums. too horrified to report tanturms,

ELVES! KILL!

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Last time we dug up. THis time we will dig down. Yes. CANDY!
breach more magma. safe breaching methdod. i think.
miner find candy! dig miner dig!
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ELVES TRY TO RUN
both elf and macedorf terrified of eachother and run in different directions. THATR DORF WILLBE DEMORET DEMOTED
2 elves escaped! Failryu
hospital of wounderd dorfs

MAGMA! When did this happen? CURSES
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diningroom fuill of mud and water! who dug a hole to a murky pool=
no matter. we floor over the opppl. make it a tower.
should perhaps just plcu te hole but wqhy? whe have the dwarfology, we cab rebyuld HIUM!
wait, what?
second staricase to reach the what ever that is place

NO FOOD! must butcher. eat elf pets. I wish we could eat ealves. ELVES

migrants.
The useless structures grwosn. The prydamid is now something.,. strange.
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FDB
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I can sewar i hear hammerstrikes. What the?

ioops. drowned dorsf


WE MUCH BREACH HELL! THE PYRAMID WILL ENDYUREW!
wato- onstead of a large cavein and all that hassle perhaps a small but high caverin?
does that wrok? not sure iof it kills those under it if it is still falling.
will soon find out. hope it works. othersise clowns kill us all.

i got a good feeling about this

hows  did my miner disappear? in a deep hole but nobody in it.disapperead. 7z pit aboce it.
HOW WAS THIS HOLE DUG? THERE IS NO WAY THE MINER COULD HAVE LEFT!

more burialsites. so maneyd dead

oops tehre was food all along. my bad
early summer heametie
101 dorfgs. please take some away. thjey are angry

MORE BAGSD FOR THE SEEDS

The FORT IS GLORIUS albeit strange and confsuing

jervil somethingsomthing unrotten mik,k

,odri,,er
MIDSUMMER
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Camdu årpkecl cpmties
Candy project contnues

sp .,much constructing to do. must make the prioject grow. PROJECT grow

it ios MAGNIFICENT!
so much food
so much construiction
almost everyone is a carpenter
so much butchered dead woofd

again a miner disappeered. HOW=?
thsi does done hinder the project

öater summer
this fport öppls GREAT
i'm too drunk for this shit

a few berserkers

made a meetingroom near the spire. tweo long shafts lead to and have collap<sle roof.
something something. shjoudl work. if not we are doomed. two gates seal the aparth if we faild
So basically two collapasbel sahfts for the clowns to enter when trying to reach a fawkjf dining hall and a few fadowrsf. Dorfs

time to try this thing.
BREACH THE CANDYCANE!


GOBBOS! VIles forces

hurrah

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NOBODY TO BULL THE LEVER! AAGH!
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YES!

34 or sodemons dead!
killed 3/4 of the demons at one go! to,e to raid the helsl
now what do do with the 14 emaining ones..
not my problem
nest overseers

last tyr. time to gkill a handful of em.
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RENOFOX JUST KILELRF A SOOTDEVIL THAT KILELD ABOUT 15 DORFS HURRAH HENOH
rembainding demons are going avway
DAMNT BASTARDS ARENT GOING TO KILL THE LAT SONE:! DAMN IT!"
flaming spectere killing everyone
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digging onetoher way in. will seatl the demon in
PIUR SPIRE! PURS
OUR SPIRE! OURS!
GO AWAY DENMONS!
almopsts
soon
demons not hot enough. cantsä get thruogu magmasafe door. carbät tgey byulding destroyers? arrabge
Strange


IT IS DOEN! THE SPIRE IS AEALDED SEALED! NO DEMONS! MINE AWAY!

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« Last Edit: January 07, 2015, 05:55:33 am by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2832 on: January 06, 2015, 07:18:01 pm »

NO FOOD! must butcher. eat elf pets. I wish we could eat ealves.

Ze scruffy plays once more.
Ze lava flows, a fiery genocide ensues.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2833 on: January 06, 2015, 08:41:06 pm »

The last world I genned, you could eat elves.
I like playing that way.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2834 on: January 06, 2015, 09:44:23 pm »

Pictures tomorrw. I'm too tired andtrunj DRUNK for it.
One candy spire is mostly sealed from demons and most of the initial demons are dead. more talk tomorrow
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10391
da,n i'm tired. abpit ABOUT 20 pics

edit:
Woke up for lectures. Hungover even though I drank somewhat less than during an usual drunkfort turn. A pint of magners and a 7dl bottle of crappy Noblez sherry.
Pics in.
Also,  I think that a big chunk of our dorfs are stuck outside so someone has to open the gates (or dig a hole in the wall which is more likely considering this is drunkfortress)
« Last Edit: January 07, 2015, 06:01:45 am by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist
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