Fuck, this is hard to look at.
It's like...
i don't knw how ot make metaphors right now but it's really difficult. And I suddenly understand why people want tilesets.
A tower?
With fortifications?
And a bridge?
And traps just after the bridge?
Stuff is getting DONE?
NO IDLERS?
Someone is doing combat drill, implying that someone figured the military screen out?
The tactical spots like the overhanging lip of the pyramid were prioritized?
you are sure this was made by drunk people?
Oh, wait, yup. There's two depots and two bridges.
Dat ass is still- wait. That's not the beast, that's a farmer's workshp in that room. The fuck?
YOU FUCKERS LOCKED THADT ASS IN MY OFFICE SIGNATURE
WHAT THE FU-
actually that's fairly appropriate. well done.
I don't understand giving it fortifications, though? Can't it breathe fire through them?
Not gonna check.
Also, I feel like this picture belongs in this post somehow.
I just felt I should clarify what shape my office has. Also, notice how I'm displaying the FB and also the construction of the fortress all in the same picture? I so photographer.
holy fuck. We're thriving?
NOPE NOPE NOPE
too many nobles
must fix
step 1: mayor dude is mE NOW.
step 2: me gets an office.
not the one that's full of ass
well, I'm fairly dizzy now, so it's time to unpause.
this fruit juice I'm mixing my vodka with isn't great fruit juice, but my stomach isn't upset like usual, so... awesome!
hey, why isn't anyone digging out my new office? Oh right useless admisn
hey fuckers, be real dorfs and go dig shit for me
figuratively
some of these combat reports are confusing
so, what, he shot the shit out of a crtitter and then pussied out twice? without killing it?
WEAKSAUCE
"what requests do you have of our merchants"
well... gooze
and seeds to make booze out of!
AND KITTIES
psst
hey you
yeah you, next person
take notes this is important
shorts swords and crowns
make 'em
wow man we have a bajillionty ghosts here
someone call the goddamn ghostbusters, tell 'em to bring some packed lunches
ooh, migrants?
I can just imagine the rationale behind a migrant's decision ito immigrate looking just like their oulook when theyre inthin the fort
"well the death toll looks a little high, but they have access to underground lakes and surface crops!"
also those two artifacts, the axe and shield. could be a nice combeo.
migrants are: crafter peasatn "crafter" crafter amorer gelder(wtf?)
how does someone dorf even become a building designer
you don't design the buildings, I do
I lookied up gelding.
"A gelding is a castrated horse or other equine such as a donkey or a mule."
he's a horse-dick'-cutter/? fuck, toalk about overspecialization
I've got someone making slabs for all the ghosts. Someone's actually doing it? Whoa.
I wonder how many shots of vodka I just poured into that cup. Like 3 or 4? w/e
I put 2 ghosts to rest and 3 more have popped up. Fuck you back, scruffy
wow stadxiel must be particularly evnegefula. He's haunting the fortress twice.
35 idlers... this can't happen. stagnation causes edeath.
let's see...
make some floors up in that pyramid, make some slabs.... down to 2 ghosts now. progress!
we need more matels. badly
huh, I got all of the nbles' (my) requests fulfille.d check me out
okay let's work on bedrooms. let's
what the fuck
are these the bedrooms
this is a GODDAMN MESS n wonder we hav eso many ghosts
"I dide without ever telling my boss she's a douchebad"
(gods staying awake is really hard at this point)
wow, fuck, I'm not even done one season yet? well, I'll... go until spring. I started in early autumn, so half a year is fair since it's 3AM.
*drink* assuming I don't just pass out right on top of my little reaminc heater
ooh, a fey mood. Some foode claimied a clothie ashop after withdrawing from society.
man thsih tower looks stupider and stupider the more I look at it. "hey do you know what we neeed? 50 idlers and no rock*
So we have a buckler an axe and a glove.... we jus tneed another dglvoeeve, two boots, some greaves, some plate armour, and head artifacts to make someone invincible
did... no. this can't happen
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN RUN OUT OF ROCKS
FUCKING FUCK
go make more dipshits
somoene was right about somethign smoking for no reason
on ef fof the crafting rooms is always full of smoke. all the... well some of the itmes are damage but none of them seem to be ofn fire, and eyt smoke
hmm... we have all these idling farmers... we're not short ofn food or booze, but I fell like I should put them to work
maybe Ill breach the caverns and have them cultivate stuff in the natureday mud... nah. Too tired. Too much potential fto fuck it oup
whoa, someone just went SRM from stress, I think. Some fish cleaner has gone haggard, which apparently is the new running around babbling. I wonder what all causes stress? It's probably ghosts. Fuck.
okay. I caught up with the gohsts. I gave those bitches some slabs and because bitches love slabs, the ghosts are gone. I mead slabs for the next 8 bitches too in case they become ghosts. See they won't because I did the thing
I found the secret to making all the idlers tdo somethign. Theyre all pyraimd workers. Just slave em with the others
people get horrifieysd by all the dead dodoz: the solution: set all the graves to be used for burial instead of being tombs so that dwroaf use them inseda of the bad guys get e'm?
lol o noez whatever will we do against a noncorporeal enemy
ehhhhh... 25th obsidian. end of late winter.
I wish this turn had been more exciting, but I'm spending more than half of it unconsions; I keep dozing off.
at telast we're catching up n graves. still need more.
and we didn't get doomed hometown syndrome this time! I guess praying to the japanese gods for peace for all" really did help.
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