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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1139018 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2850 on: January 10, 2015, 06:11:12 pm »

Now that's enough Bobnovas that I might actually live for a while.
Lot of Traders in there, wtf?
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2851 on: January 10, 2015, 09:33:10 pm »

R.I.P Wagon. (It was an antique, jeez!)

03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?
Of course. What kind of question is that?!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2852 on: January 10, 2015, 09:38:16 pm »

R.I.P Wagon. (It was an antique, jeez!)

03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?
Of course. What kind of question is that?!

True, true. I will therefore pull it.

Also stand back for more wagon eulogies. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128593.0)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2853 on: January 10, 2015, 11:15:52 pm »

Here's the save:

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10420

Now to go to bed again. It's far too late.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2854 on: January 11, 2015, 01:00:31 pm »

So Glorious.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2855 on: January 11, 2015, 02:07:16 pm »

Interesting
Makes me want to take another turn

IÄ! IÄ! WAGON FHTANG!
03:40 In true dwarf fashion, i PULL THE WHITE LEVER PULL IT

let's see if the fort crubmels promtply

03:43 The lever merely opens the nearby brdige. Meh. (Pulling the lever again)
We need a self-destruct lever? I will try to remember that

By the way, you kept the gate closed but there is a big hole in the wall straight next to the gate  :o
« Last Edit: January 11, 2015, 02:11:15 pm by Scruffy »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2856 on: January 11, 2015, 03:48:59 pm »

I know. That's why I filled it with cage traps.

And the hole was already there. I was either completely drunk or somewhat drunk and hangover, so I didn't thought of fortress defense.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2857 on: January 11, 2015, 03:59:26 pm »

You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2858 on: January 11, 2015, 04:56:49 pm »

You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too

You will need to make it demon-safe then. Garbage disposal to the magma sea is all fine and dandy, but what if demons start to invade your fort by the garbage disposal ?

I was thinking several 1x1 bridges at different z-levels on the chute.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2859 on: January 11, 2015, 05:04:45 pm »

You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too

You will need to make it demon-safe then. Garbage disposal to the magma sea is all fine and dandy, but what if demons start to invade your fort by the garbage disposal ?

I was thinking several 1x1 bridges at different z-levels on the chute.
Meh
Too complicated when drunk. A few forbidden magma-safe hatches should do the trick.
Could be useful for dumping annoying dorfs in hell
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2860 on: January 12, 2015, 01:52:39 am »

I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2861 on: January 12, 2015, 04:24:08 am »

I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?
Someone who has adopted my slang? Why yes sir, you may absolutely request a dorfing. In fact, I think I will carry that dorfing out right now while I get ready to have

another Shoruke turn
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW*

(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2862 on: January 12, 2015, 04:35:20 am »

Aw shieeet!
You should dorf a brewer with the name 'Vodcoke' while you're at it. :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2863 on: January 12, 2015, 04:38:52 am »

Hell, you should rename EVERY lever to vodcoke. If they dont dispense booze, why were they built?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« Reply #2864 on: January 12, 2015, 05:51:31 am »

another Shoruke turn
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW*

(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)
Go for it!
I'll take one after you

Edit: It has been a few hours. Are you still alive in there?
« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 09:12:23 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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