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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 548324 times)

Bobnova

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Went to work, and immediately told my boss I was having none of this shit, and left.

Quote of the day there. lol
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Wait, turkey and old dig orders? I don't think that is the current save
Edit: I think that's Shoruke's save.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Yes that is a valid point. I realise now your save was hidden in a spoiler, which in hindsight was  A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.  didnt everyone die on your turn tho? maybe thats better that way. i can stop if you guys want.

I mean playing obviously, not being drunk

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Yes that is a valid point. I realise now your save was hidden in a spoiler, which in hindsight was  A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.  didnt everyone die on your turn tho? maybe thats better that way. i can stop if you guys want.

I mean playing obviously, not being drunk
Also multiple new constructed walls, candy battle-axe, candy armor and loads of death.
Just do as you wish. Keep playing if you want
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Taupe

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My problem right now is mostly that im not sure i can cope with the mental activity of aquiring a new save and starting from there. Next random person who post gets to schoose wether i continue from thi wrong save or grab the new one were ev eryone is dead.

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Not playing this week after all, no internet access and reserving my drink for going out will do that to you.

Maybe I'll play next monday evening ?

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Ok then, the next person after this guy decides which save i use.

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The one with all the dead ones.

For the !!FUN!!.
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Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
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Taupe

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It is known

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It is known
Sorry about that. Shouldn't have mentioned anything so you wouldn't have lost your progress (and wasted part of your intoxication)

Anyway, which ever save you use just make the turn interesting  ;) The save with the dead dorfs is a bit dull until you get the first migrant wave
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Taupe

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Its not dull when lord mr tacos the second is around

altho, i am starting to feel a bit drowsy. not sure this turn will go anywhere, sorry people

EDIT: it rebegins:

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I had a very drun dream where everything was doing fine. we dug a mine, found opals, wished upoj an australian genie, everything was wonderful twice. then mistakes caught on, and we are back to square zero, which means uggi the mayor, and lord miste tacos the second to the rescue. ugg, why do all my turns start like this.

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yuuup, nothing spells drunk fortress like random ghosts, thank armok my many crypts are retroactively dug. its just a shame that im a ghost twice, which goes a long way when talking about beer goggles.

Took a break, ate a yogurt, barfed it up. everyone saw. we dont have a bathroom door. this is wonderful.

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i dont care how bad things are now, we are getting those fucking opals wether you like it or not. dont m ess with me, mr lord mr tacos sir, i just spent 3 minuts brekdancing in my room without music. there will BE  MINE.

The ghost outnumber the living dwarves 7 to 2. The sadest part is, this is a real number, not a ratio.

better get some graves in place. Thankfully someone hollowed the hill because reasons, giving us plenty space for burial. BUT everyone is on break. ant't blame them, myself a m playing ssb on my gameboy instead of micromanaging them. they have their orders, theyll get to it whenever. place tombs, make slabs. an idiot could figure it out.

Stop drinking, lord mister tacos, look what it did to me. im a mess. you should do better. get to work you cunt.

I'm sorry, how can you have no job. the other guy is resting, that ok. but you6 Lord mr tacos the second, you have all labord enabled, how can ypu not have any jobs.

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yes, thats the spirit. single best moment ever.

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uh-oh! turns out LMT's ascension to power wasnt a feat of leadership, but rather a result of being the only dwarf in the fort alive. This isnt going well.

LMT is planting seed, or trying to. thats all hell do. Beh.

Now he's fishing. he care little about my orders. i think the fort is lost. this will be no doomforests, im afraid.

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Yes, thinks mr lord mister tacos. this will save the fortress. fishing, fishing is the key fishing with 3 ghosts that is.

Oh great. it is the elves. they have come to watch lord mr tacos fish. his ability to be fishing is renowned worldwide. none ca n withstand his tremendous ability to be fishing. come watch him at work. it be marvelous. i know, ive been doing that for 20 minutes now.

LMT is now sleeping. so am i. nothing is happening.

Well, all tis not doing nything was tough, better grab a bite, right, miste lord mister tacos? he's eating now. because fuck you, thats why.

A lot of people are missing for a week. if only we had a way to unravel this mystery. like, i dunno, not fishing all day.

BUT fishing all day has advantages. lord mister tacos the second is now totally dressed liek a farmer. this will redeem the fortress for sure. good job bro, priorities.

LMT is going to entomb somebody annnnd just kidding, he stole the boots from a corpse and went back fishing.

Meanwhile the elven merchants are srta waiting , wondering hat the fuck sis going on with this pyramid. The answer is nothing, lads, nothing is going on at all. excpt fishing whichi is awesome and ever present. that what you get for being born in a stagnant, fishless pond, you stupid trouts. in your fish face, but of course, we dont tell this to the elves. We just keep them outside, staring at the pyramid. i am Ozymandrunk, yada yada.

Part of pur fort's bedrooms are in the fog of war. this is how little we have explored inside the pyramid. ''oh yes, level 3, thats where most the bedrooms are, but we cant know for sure''

Thankfully, i gave LMT the only egraved bedroom, as well as a desk and a table. Youd think he coul eat anywhere, but this makes him feel more at home. he spent the last two days robbing a corpse from its socks and pants, an stored them under his new bed.

This is very boring. i will survive until migrants show up, and wrap up the save. keep in ind, there is a loose forgotten beast arpund. i dare not deactivate the planting nd gathering on lord mister tacos, for fear that he will wander downstairs and die. his dedication to sucking could very well be our salvation. Locking down the caverns shall be our priority when someone else takes over.

It is now summer. 7 ghosts are now watching Lord Mister Tacos fish. somehow, i get the feeling that being a ghost is incredibly boring. Thankfullly none of them is violent or agressive. they are just standing there, barely coherent trying to remain awake. thats roght even our ghosts are drunk.

Lord Mister Tacos cancels fishing, because he's too horrifies. then he resumes fishing, because he is essentially a boring individual with no drive in life.

Not exactly sure why most of our drinks are being stashed outside, on the middle of the northern pyramid slope. I'm not even gonna ask.

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some dude appear after 6 months, plus 3 motnhs from the other save. im done, guys, im so done. wraping thing up, and posting the save eventually.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2015, 03:10:39 pm by Taupe »
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I just did some catching up and I want one thing clear - this fort has THREE memorials to DECEASED WAGONS? HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??
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instead ended up having a fight in my living room against imaginary dolphin ninjas.

That was the part where I said aloud, "Either that makes more sense in context, or this guy is FUCKING drunk."
That whole thing was amazing, even if you didn't get a lot done XD
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