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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Looking for Responsible Moderator to Manage OP and Update!]  (Read 546938 times)

Naryar

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I just did some catching up and I want one thing clear - this fort has THREE memorials to DECEASED WAGONS? HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??

I ordered four of them  >:(

Scruffy

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Even though it must have been a really dull half a year to play your turn was really interesting to read.
I feel bad for making you play that 1 dwarf fort Taupe

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Even though it must have been a really dull half a year to play your turn was really interesting to read.
I feel bad for making you play that 1 dwarf fort Taupe
Yeah, you're pretty much the worst ever for that, Scruff. I like Taupe's turns.

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Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
« Last Edit: January 15, 2015, 05:32:43 pm by Scruffy »
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Kamin

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Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.

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Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.
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Et tu, Urist

Kamin

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Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
*cracks tiny whip* FASTER! YA! YA!

(Yeah, I just did that)

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)
*cracks tiny whip* FASTER! YA! YA!
That's.. interesting. Will hurry.
Downloaded the save and got it running. Still drinking for a while before starting
edit: half a litre of wine in half an hour. I'm just a man. Dorf. Something. A short, stubby man. An ur-dwarf. I think
Anyway, getting drunk

Edit:
Starting now. Prettyu drunk
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http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10449

edit:
I don't remember much about that turn. Why do we have a magma crab in a cage? How did a magma crab even reach our front gates and get hit by a rockfall trap?
Don't want to know
« Last Edit: January 16, 2015, 06:07:13 am by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Can't decide if "GOD DAMN IT SCRUFFY" or "that was hilarious, good job Scruffy"

I'm going with the second one. Good job, Scruffy.
I think I'm going to take another turn soon... possibly today, but probably not. But almost definitely within the next 4 days.
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Can't decide if "GOD DAMN IT SCRUFFY" or "that was hilarious, good job Scruffy"

I'm going with the second one. Good job, Scruffy.
I think I'm going to take another turn soon... possibly today, but probably not. But almost definitely within the next 4 days.
save is up. just take a turn when ever you feel like it. you can grow plumphelmets in hell. there is plenty of mud.
well, i'm off to bed. so tired and 6:30
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Et tu, Urist

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I just had a hilariously bad idea.

On my next turn, I'm going to try to set up a system to alternate dumping water and magma into hell. When they mix, it makes obsidian, even if the water/magma is only 1/7 deep, right? So, do that several times, and eventually you have a pillar. (A very misshapen pillar)

Then we can have the Drunk Fortress colonize hell, and isn't that just too awesome to not do?!?

EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.
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EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.
Go for it. Hopefully the fort will get some migrants soon.

Edit: no turn? Shame. Oh well. Someone will take one eventually
Cheers shoruke
« Last Edit: January 16, 2015, 09:27:06 am by Scruffy »
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Spoiler: that turn (click to show/hide)

Here, have a save.

NEXT USER HAS TO DRINK WHENEVER... uh... whevnever s/he eats a snack during their turn.

if you'll excuse me I have to go invent a new liver.
*flpo into bed*
« Last Edit: January 16, 2015, 11:02:09 am by shoruke »
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Scruffy

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still under way, plz wait >_>
oh yes. Keep drinking the good fight shoruke
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Tun and save are up. See secodn-previous post.
Just htought I'd make a whole new post to bump the thread so people notice.
Since when do I have 20 TvTropes tabs about drinking open? Whatever. Bedtime.

If nobody etakes a turn in the tnext week I'll do a couble-turn, but dsomehow I doubt that'll happen.
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