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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
No!
I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1133564 times)

jesternario

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3000 on: January 27, 2015, 08:18:17 am »

I'm currently on page 105 of this. Hope it's still going when catch up. I don't drink, by choice, and thus cannot join in on the play festivities. It's been a fun read so far, though. Especially Clover_Magic's turns, which have almost caused me to pass out from laughing. Well here's to reading the next 96 pages.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3001 on: January 27, 2015, 02:03:28 pm »

We all miss Clover. She was... well, something like a muse, except with alcohol.

Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3002 on: January 27, 2015, 03:53:33 pm »

We REALLY should have kept an index of ALL turns and fortresses with links in the first post like we discussed in the past.
Would make it easier to find and read the turns
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3003 on: January 27, 2015, 06:22:55 pm »

We all miss Clover. She was... well, something like a muse, except with alcohol.

Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o

on page 108 now.
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You are never lost as long as you have a trusty and reliable Compass. Mine kept pointing North, so I just removed the red Needle! Problem solved!

Then I proceeded to pick up the rest of the bunnies, the masterfully crafted bronze statue, and its head. The head will be his trophy... But I need money.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3004 on: January 27, 2015, 08:31:15 pm »

We all miss Clover. She was... well, something like a muse, except with alcohol.

Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o

on page 108 now.


Preeeeeeetty sure you just volunteered to keep a list of turns and post/page numbers, at least from 108 onward.    :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3005 on: January 27, 2015, 10:53:28 pm »

Soooo we need a new fort? (Again?) And here I was, thinking you guys were just too sober these days...

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3006 on: January 27, 2015, 11:14:09 pm »

That FB though. Overpowered as hell.
I mean, I could start another fort on... Sunday...? Maybe? If nobody beats me to it.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3007 on: January 27, 2015, 11:19:40 pm »

Soooo we need a new fort? (Again?) And here I was, thinking you guys were just too sober these days...

Not sure "sober" is quite the right word. "Good", "coping" and "strangelyfunctional" seem like possibilities.

That said, that might have been the quickest fort doom, not sure.
Sounded like year two, maybe.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3008 on: January 28, 2015, 03:41:38 am »

Preeeeeeetty sure you just volunteered to keep a list of turns and post/page numbers, at least from 108 onward.    :D

I doubt it. I've forgotten half of it already and am just enjoying the funny stories.
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Then I proceeded to pick up the rest of the bunnies, the masterfully crafted bronze statue, and its head. The head will be his trophy... But I need money.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3009 on: January 28, 2015, 03:50:36 am »

Alright, calling the bloody demise in the next fort in year turn 3.

I can take a turn Sunday, we'll have to see about organizing our turns Shoruke.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3010 on: January 28, 2015, 04:31:46 am »

Organizing? Surely you must have the wrong thread.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2015, 04:43:44 am by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3011 on: January 28, 2015, 04:56:47 am »

Tried reclaiming again a few times. Everyone dies withing seconds of encountering the FB.
I suppose that we could resort to cheating and kill it with DFhack if people are ok with cheating.
The fort is pretty interesting, unfinished and can still endure a few turns of drunken sheningans.
Or just a new fort. (Aww)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3012 on: January 28, 2015, 05:00:27 am »

Tried reclaiming again a few times. Everyone dies withing seconds of encountering the FB.
I suppose that we could resort to cheating and kill it with DFhack if people are ok with cheating.
The fort is pretty interesting, unfinished and can still endure a few turns of drunken sheningans.
Or just a new fort. (Aww)
I think we should newfort it; sometimes this is just the way the drunken cookie crumbles, no? I'll put it to a poll, just to see if the body of opinion leans the other direction.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3013 on: January 28, 2015, 07:33:12 am »

Reclaiming would probably be hell. Too much dead dwarves to extract out, dwarves getting ultra-stressed due to seeing dead dwarves everywhere, miasma everywhere...

Would be funny, sure, but I don't think we can make it drunk.

Also we better make a good cavern defense this time. Else the FB will just make a beeline for our new fortress and REKT it.

Or just wall off the caverns as soon as we strike them.

« Last Edit: January 28, 2015, 07:38:40 am by Naryar »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3014 on: January 28, 2015, 10:02:02 am »

Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.
I'm good either way.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.
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