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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138523 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3030 on: January 28, 2015, 09:38:16 pm »

😝
Awesome! I'll post the stats later (when I think them up)

Alright *Ahem*
Name: Grob Cave Killer
Gendar:Male, If Female, name Greeb
Profession/Skills: Spear dwarf, preferably not cannon fodder
Anything close to this is fine  :D

Ahh, good luck with that.
Your success will depend heavily on which Drunk you get and how drunk they are :D
I give it 65/35 that you end up dorfed as TechnoXan or some drunken typo variant, with a gender/profession of some sort I'm sure. Hopefully that's close enough!

Pretty sure I married myself at one point due to drunken dorfing. I know I was married to another (male...) player at one point.


That said, welcome to the insanity!
Also, feel free to play and run the fort into the ground. It wouldn't exactly be the first time.
We are on world three due to killing two of them after all.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3031 on: January 29, 2015, 09:51:06 am »

 ;) yeah. I have a feeling its gonna be hilarious all the same though!  8)
Oh and thanks, maybe sometime (probably a while) I will try a turn, but I'm quite a bit underage so sleep deprivation looks like my only choice. Oh and if a rule was added against that later in the game, oh well :D
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And so it begins...
OPEN THE GATES!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3032 on: January 29, 2015, 10:22:10 am »

Ironically I think sleep deprivation may have gotten the ax for safety reasons. I don't really remember though.
I expect Drunk Fortress will still be around when you hit the magical age of alcohol though, it has staying power.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3033 on: January 29, 2015, 11:20:55 am »

There are only 4 threads in the first three pages of the Community Games subforum that are older than the Drunk Fortress thread; none by more than a year, and that's counting the Hall of Legends. Only 2 of those threads have more replies.

This thread is literally almost as old as The Age of Legend itself, and here we are making plans, gods help us, to keep going, and the nature of the thread means that it will have staying power for... well, I don't know how long. Likely several more years. Possibly more than a decade; Dwarf Fortress keeps getting updates, so it's not likely to go stale anytime soon, and as long as it has players, it will have drunk players... posting in this thread.

Patience, young padawans, your time will come.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2015, 11:22:38 am by shoruke »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3034 on: January 29, 2015, 02:11:53 pm »

Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.
I'm good either way.
This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
One drunk to find them.
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stone
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the sky
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to die
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten Throne
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fall
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3035 on: January 29, 2015, 05:31:03 pm »

The Dorf sense: I see drunk people.
If nobody else does it I will catalog the turns sometime in the near future. (THough didn't someone already count all the turns a few months back?)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3036 on: January 30, 2015, 10:14:55 am »

Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.
I'm good either way.
This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
One drunk to find them.
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stone
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the sky
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to die
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten Throne
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fall drunkards lie
Fixed that for you
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3037 on: January 30, 2015, 01:26:16 pm »

Quote
This is a smooth granite wall.
On the wall is an exceptional ≡Engraving≡ by Kamin
On the wall is a finely crafted +Engraving+ by Th4DwArfY1
On the wall is an exceptional ≡Engraving≡ by Naryar
On the wall is a masterful ☼Engraving☼ by Scruffy
On the wall is a finely crafted +Engraving+ by Naryar
On the wall is a superior quality *Engraving* by Scruffy
On the wall is a masterful ☼Engraving☼ by Kamin
On the wall is a superior quality X*Engraving*X by Scruffy
On the wall is a well crafted -Engraving- by StupidElves

THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
One drunk to find them.
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stone
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the sky
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to die
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten Throne
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fall drunkards lie
Fixed that for you

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3038 on: January 31, 2015, 03:16:10 am »

Gah.
Today, we learned that Japanese sailors (or ferrymen, at least) are a bunch of wimps. "There's gonna be high winds later today so we're stopping ferry service early."
That is a TWO-MINUTE BOAT RIDE! Sarushima is so close to Yokosuka I can see people eating their lunch at the cafe! If I had a waterproof backpack I could SWIM that, it wouldn't even be hard! FffffffffffUUUUUU

So anyway, since my Saturday plans got cancelled by the weather, I have time and an excuse to get drunk. Time to start a new fort.

Does anyone care if I create a new world? I want more volcanoes.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3039 on: January 31, 2015, 08:35:33 am »

Spoiler: too drunk too type (click to show/hide)


I think I did thatwrong
Here have a http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10519
FUCK

FUCK
I think I did it wright this time
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3040 on: January 31, 2015, 08:41:16 am »

best turn

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3041 on: January 31, 2015, 09:28:33 am »

This looks promising ! I will take a turn tomorrow.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #3042 on: January 31, 2015, 09:52:16 am »

I'm too drunk to go to bed beCAUSE I'll be hung over but I'm too drunk to do anything
what do I dooooo  :'(
(I should not puts--
POST while drunk. Outside of my turn. Sorry.)

EDIT (still drunk): I wonder if anyone will notice I tried to link the save as an image...
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« Reply #3043 on: January 31, 2015, 11:53:59 am »

An epic turn
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3044 on: February 01, 2015, 12:08:53 am »

Kamin had four pints at dinner a few hours ago. Then he got a jug of wine at 12% by ABV. Then he started drinking that wine and had about a liter and a half (of four). His goal is to finish this jug and Drunk Fort hard. Pictures and turn to come. Laugh with me, cry with me, dorf with me--let us emotions together, friends.

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