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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138714 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3105 on: March 02, 2015, 03:07:49 pm »

21:07 Alright, time to start drinking !
21:14 My first beer, it's a La Bière Du Corbeau. It's good, however, I must drink faster.
21:45 continuing to drink, slightly buzzed right now. Must drink more. Don't feel really smashed enough to play some drunkfort.
21:52 alright, opening save. i feel i must finish my beer and have ANOTHER beer before I really start drunk fortress.
21:56 I will dorf ALL the dwarves... dorf dwarves... sisn't that a bit repetitive ? gee

*takes a good mouthful of beer*

There really is a fucking lot of fucking fishery workers. Gee wheree do you fuckers fish ? In the nonesxistent aquifer ? I'll be merciless with the un naming, really fishery workers are so useless. But it's not funny having 10 carp baits or 10 cave crodcodocildle (wow that failed alreay) baits in the fort resss.

I seem to be int the fright mood for drunk fortess!
22:06 I'm not even done with my beer and it's been one hour. Well. Must finish it. There, it's done.

Dorfing is going well.

22:14 I will open an Adelscott right now, I need more booze before starting !
22:36 Adelscott is being started well, runk forteess, fd fsld oh wow i am starting ot rmable and i'll just finish that page of dorfing and then I will start the actual game.

22:40 Alright, that's enough dorfing. I will now START MY TURN. Finishging adelscott, gee i must stop correcting tyuposs;.

22:47 Well, there are dwarves in. Starting my turn, offficiailly.

22:48 The gloriosu forgotten beast is chasing the gorlak. Nothing incredible, really. It's a... skinless zebra with poisonous sting. Yeah.

There are two badgers outside they'll just rage and get out

22:51 wow these things are silly, so much drunk fortress

22:55 drunk fortress, jabberers, badger boars/sows

22:58 there are drunk things, this thing is not going well, these dwarves are not going well... must drunk fortesss



23:59 Drunk fortress.

00:05 Drunk fortress. Walling the outside fort. Need to drink more. Silver bridge, to proftect against goblins.

Also am building more rooms.

00:14 Buidligng more rrooosm



00:16 autumn has come.

00:24 more drinks, we need more drinks

there are so many potatoes and stuff;..; i assue shoruke likes alcohol made of potatoes.

00:30 I'm doing a secret project. With magmagma and levers !d

0:33 What stone s magma safe ? Gee i woner why ? I think obsidiand sis magma safe ,d .

Retrocspectiverl ry i should NOT worry about magma-safe sones sadnd sfloodt rh flfortess with amgmamg a, but this is funnier. Like a funny time-bobmb.

00:45 I have opened a Duvel. Also, secret project is done.

Maybe I should do ANYOTHER secret project.

00:48 Swindle Fortress, just swinldled the dwaven merchants !

01:06 This magma trap is working. I(s basic, very basic but it should work.





I should make a drunk fort in the caverns. Or something.

01:10 done with magma trap. Now what to do... hmm... more magma shenaignigans ?

01:24 drunk fortress, making another magma trap, a forgotten beast killin g magma trap. the lever's next to the thing.

« Last Edit: March 03, 2015, 01:58:02 am by Naryar »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3106 on: March 03, 2015, 01:51:35 am »

Well, apparently, I drank too much and sleep claimed me. Ah well. Taking pictures, putting them on the save.

I have done exactly three magma traps, an entrance with some traps and a drawbridge, more drinking ordered... rooms... a secret project...

also the last thing I remember doing is dfhacking some magma on the fb because my magma trap didn't work  :P

see



and no it's not immune to magma

also careful about the FB, now the caverns are opened and when the magma will evaporate the FB will go up into the fort, that's when you open a certain door and put maggma on it.

and here is the save

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10637
« Last Edit: March 03, 2015, 02:39:04 am by Naryar »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3107 on: March 03, 2015, 07:55:17 pm »

Wow, apparently I wasn't receiving notifications because I failed to check the last one. It seemed to be uncharacteristically silent...

Erm, updates?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3108 on: March 04, 2015, 09:22:54 am »

Man... I was decently messed up for my turn, but opening up the caverns to dump magma onto an FB, and then leaving your turn like that for the next drunk person?

Whooooa.  :o
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3109 on: March 04, 2015, 11:56:13 am »

Man... I was decently messed up for my turn, but opening up the caverns to dump magma onto an FB, and then leaving your turn like that for the next drunk person?

Whooooa.  :o

Alcohol is a fickle master.

Also it's only one wall away from safety, hell magma is blocking the path right now so the fb can't climb.

Someone take another turn, by the way.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3110 on: March 13, 2015, 11:10:02 pm »

Happy Pi Day!
I'm trying to make pie to celebrate, but Japan doesn't have things like ovens or baking sheets, so it's difficult.
BUT! I am working on plans to create a no-bake peanut butter pie.
If I succeed, I might be giddy enough at the end of the day to burn my month's alcohol budget on another turn of Drunk Fortress.
Or, someone else could take a turn and I'll take one next weekend. Either way.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3111 on: March 14, 2015, 04:11:28 am »

I need to become involved with this fortress.  Sign me up!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3112 on: March 14, 2015, 05:46:39 am »

Damn, that was hard. Sorry, no Drunk Fort turn today. Maybe tomorrow.
*realization*
Wait, I'm busy tomorrow... Monday, then. Probably.

I need to become involved with this fortress.  Sign me up!
Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.

If you want to be dorfed in the forts, then... you either help me pester Kamin until he makes a dorfing list, or you talk in this thread a lot and hope the drunk people remember you  :P
« Last Edit: March 14, 2015, 05:48:38 am by shoruke »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3113 on: March 14, 2015, 08:38:21 am »

take a turn shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3114 on: March 14, 2015, 02:51:22 pm »

I need to become involved with this fortress.  Sign me up!
Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.

If you want to be dorfed in the forts, then... you either help me pester Kamin until he makes a dorfing list, or you talk in this thread a lot and hope the drunk people remember you  :P

One of the better introductions to Drunk Fortress.
The only signup needed (or honored for that matter) is showing up in this thread semi-incoherent rambling about taking a turn now.
There're some tentative schedules worked out sometime, but the actual bottom line is simply showing up drunk  8)
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3115 on: March 15, 2015, 07:31:02 am »

Hey so
y'all remember that time I said I had plans today
GUESS WHAT MY PLANS WERE
It's st. Patricks' day here in Japan
for some fuckin reason
2 hrs ago my face was numb from all the drinking
(today we learned that green whiskey highballs kinda suck)
SO IT'S MY TURN BITCHES
now how the fuck do I download a save

Okay i got it
I'mm going
also drinking
mental backsapce;: off
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3116 on: March 15, 2015, 09:19:48 am »


I re-read my psot
and realized
Naryar named someone
Scrurffy 3: To Confuse Shoruke Becasuesu it's Funny
YOU jERK
IT'S HILARIOUS
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« Reply #3117 on: March 15, 2015, 11:56:32 am »

Hey so
y'all remember that time I said I had plans today
GUESS WHAT MY PLANS WERE
It's st. Patricks' day here in Japan
for some fuckin reason
2 hrs ago my face was numb from all the drinking
(today we learned that green whiskey highballs kinda suck)
SO IT'S MY TURN BITCHES
now how the fuck do I download a save

Okay i got it
I'mm going
also drinking
mental backsapce;: off

This. This is a Grade A signup. rofl


Ifeno! We're waiting for you!
New Drunk Overseers are always enjoyed!
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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« Reply #3118 on: March 15, 2015, 05:41:16 pm »

Just realized the turn was already posted.
Lol'd at the Bobnova 7 so there're always bobnovas. That was wonderful.
Then, suddenly, THE END!
So much for those 7 bobnovas!

I was confused initially, I'd accidentally skipped the two, short, lines about candy.
Tragic!
Usually that's Scruffy's fault though.
Are you the new scruffy?
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3119 on: March 15, 2015, 05:47:06 pm »

The only thing in understood from shoruke's turn is that toe ford tidesddeisedeideDIED.
Any someone was dewefed, by the name of Ifeno,.

As a result, I found that Naryar's turn has the last save still:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10637

I could not fine this earlie rwhen actually drukn.  Too few geer to beging a turn now.
Chers!
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