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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 594857 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3150 on: March 24, 2015, 03:18:36 pm »

Never been drunk in real life, so it's fascinating seeing what would become of Dwarf-me were I to do so.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3151 on: March 24, 2015, 03:22:22 pm »

Never been drunk in real life, so it's fascinating seeing what would become of Dwarf-me were I to do so.
Erm, I think the obvious outcome is "be perpetually drunk."

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3152 on: March 24, 2015, 03:50:04 pm »

Here's a few overseers from the quotes section.
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I'm not sure if I still have any of the files when I used to keep track.
Basically someone will have to go through every page to build the full dwarf list.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3153 on: March 24, 2015, 09:04:04 pm »

Here's a few overseers from the quotes section.
Basin
lawastooshort
rcmgames

I'm not sure if I still have any of the files when I used to keep track.
Basically someone will have to go through every page to build the full dwarf list.
Alright, Achievement Get! Edited for your viewing pleasure.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3154 on: March 25, 2015, 04:56:46 pm »

The "latest turn" link also needs to be updated to the end of my turn!
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3155 on: March 25, 2015, 05:13:58 pm »

The "latest turn" link also needs to be updated to the end of my turn!
The OP needs the turns updated, too.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3156 on: March 25, 2015, 06:25:19 pm »

The "latest turn" link also needs to be updated to the end of my turn!
The OP needs the turns updated, too.

That's what I meant actually.  I linked the file to the end of my 2nd post.
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3157 on: March 26, 2015, 08:04:15 pm »

PTW
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3158 on: March 27, 2015, 02:47:56 am »

Man, there weren't nearly as many new pages in here as I expected.

Anyway- it's the weekend, I am already somewhat not-sober, and I plan on drinking a helluva lot more over the next couple of days. I'll see if I can squeeze in a Drunk Fortress turn at some point amongst the other stuff I have planned! :P



(Quite a few spelling mistakes were corrected in the above post, FYI.)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3159 on: March 27, 2015, 03:48:45 am »

Organizing the thread? In DRUNK FORTRESS? Impossibru!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3160 on: March 28, 2015, 04:12:58 pm »

Wait. Eh?
145 dorfs?
Huge militia. TRAINING!
Plenty of food!
Sealed enterences!
Nobles. EVERYONE WITH THEIR NEEDS FULFILLED!

WHAT TRAVESTY IS THIS!?!
« Last Edit: March 28, 2015, 04:14:40 pm by Scruffy »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3161 on: March 28, 2015, 04:36:02 pm »

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Har har.
How very funny.
The fort flooded with magma the moment I unpaused.
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Edit: I restarted here

Atleast let the next player make the mistakes by letting them pull the lever instead of leaving the pull commands on them and making the fort flood immediately when the next player starts

So many dorfs so can start dingging a nice little ditch. 3 wide and 20 or 30z deep surrouding the whole mountain should be enough?

more farms since I could onlŲy find a few
caravan
broker sparring

Hospital?
Do we have a hospital?
making one
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imrpoving hte bedrooms
more cabinets and coffers for hte dorfs to stuff their filthy belongings in.
broker sleeping

screw the broker!
Stealing the caravan's shit since we need picks and bars

Wait?
A mausoleum?
I need a bigger one!
WITH MAGMA!
AND PLUMPHELMETS!
AND PEASANTS TO BREW AND STORE THEM IN ENDLESS VAULTS OF BOOZE AND MAGMA!
BOOZE BEYOND THE GRRAVE
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Cutting trees. #We nee d everything we can get so we can seal our dominioln and become one with magma

3/4 of dorfs are lazy military bums not doing anything productive. need to give some a holiday
Almost no masons, carpenters etc. Everyone military. Damn it
reassigned some jobs to get more miners.
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nope. most of those non-military dorfs are babies. DAMN IT
about 25 workers aout of 150
Bah. let them spar
or maninly sit around

25 feeding 150
bollocks

Magma is still endlessly flowing outside
nobody  has gotten around to removing depot
used burrows to make naryar something to do it
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candy axes

Getting nothing done and crops rotting on fields due to no workers
Had to remove ONE squad from active duty
90 dorf militia should be enough. IT SHOULD BE!

The mountainhomes are in a dire need of:
Fish
bolts
Earrings
Such trinkets

Taking a short break to get food and to get more drunk
The dirtch deepens

something collapesed from that strange magma drop thingie into the volcano.
donšt really want to think about it.

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Ugly FB has come
butchering giant cave swallows

The fort is a mess. A well organized and managed mess.
cant concentrate on anything except mining
must dig a pointless ditch

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jervill2 died somehow

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damn it dorfs, stop climbing.
having dorfs holding babies hanging on an empty space with 10z deep ditch under it just to fetch a gemstone is creepy

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bobnova cancels: Drink, emotional shock
Must haev been quite a shock to cause a dworf stop drinking
seems like she was horrified from seeing a kobold die or something

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the damn dorfs just keep channeling spaces from under each other with a 10z drop and just start hanging from the walls like nothing happened and keep digging

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BOOM! cavein

goblinbait bobnova got possessed by some vile wisp of bad hooch or something
WHY CAN'T THOSE DORFS JUST PATH NORMALLY INSTEAD OF HANGING ON THE WALLS ABOVE A PIT?!
oh yes. the first deaths from falling injuries
bobsie crafted some kind of an amulet

MORE MINERS! Not close enough to finishing

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Ditch halfway done.
late winter
When did I start?
Nothing hinteresting has happened
Should perhaps dig candy bot not this time

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nice shades of red and green from vomit and magtma
the fort is full lf vomit

scruffy got stuck on top of a tree and doesn't dare to come down

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..erm. ok. now wrex is on top of the next tree. atleast they have company
don'št have time to finish. I think that i playued too long already.

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was mainly letting the game play itself while waiting for the dorfs to dig
« Last Edit: March 29, 2015, 07:08:18 pm by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3162 on: March 28, 2015, 11:00:44 pm »

Wait a tick
So Naryar got Shmuck Baited, into trying to set up Shmuck Bait?
KARMAAAAA

Also, this fort sounds like a hilarious mess, I should take a turn... in about 4 days... roughly.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3163 on: March 29, 2015, 02:13:23 pm »

Sorry about being late with the save. Uploading it now

Wasn't quite as drunk as I would have hoped and the turn was a bit bland due to not delving too greedily and too deep.
”rgeshud Geshud Muz! ”rgeshud Geshud Muz! Wonder of the drunken world. Too drunkenly we delved there, and woke the nameless fear.

Oh, and seems that the dorfs are mainly living on potato wine

Edit: Erm, I think that we might have a few too many named dorfs. Their family relations are starting to get a bit.. strange


Kamin who'se mother was a Kamin, grandmother was a Kamin, aunt is a Kamin, Uncle is a Kamin..

Also, the world is a bit too peaceful. No gobbos or so it would seem. Just kobolds
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« Last Edit: March 29, 2015, 02:32:21 pm by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3164 on: March 29, 2015, 06:19:09 pm »

Sorry for double posting

I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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