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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3195 on: April 07, 2015, 02:25:48 pm »

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Todays drinks:
-A bottle of red ale and a shot of salmiak vodka at a bar
-A can of Strongbow and another of Magners
-Mostly fermented potato wine. Just moved it from a bucket into a carboy and the carboy was a bit too small so had some leftover and don't want to waste it. The rest will mature for half a year or so.
Still unfiltered and contains yeast but that can be quickly killed with heating. Won't taste very good though
-Red currant wine from last summer. Don't really like the taste. I have to add some other berries in the mix next time.

Chucked a glass of 'wine' and the Strongbow. Starting to feel a bit drunk.
Setting up the game. Will go ascii this time. Usually I avoid it while drunk.


MORE DORFS!
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DAMN IT. Why do the dorerfs still use this tileset? Reinstalling ascii graphics.
Still not working. Can't seem to fix it. Will redownload DF and save
Not working..
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Now it is using the example tileset...
Deleted the graphics folder. This should fix it. FOR GOOD
Finally
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Ordered some embracing. Engraving.. 
wheres the dorf booze gone?
need more booze for dorflings

STOP ENGRAVING VERMIN! DAMN IT KAMINS and Shorukesomenumber. all you keep engraving are various kidns of spiders, worms and rats
and pictures of naryarrr admiring a shield and bobnova cooking legendary biscuits
also something about kamin killing dorfs
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sp ,amy So many dorfs died in hte hospital. it was a damn morque
The few survivors are all "under a great deal of stress" due to seeing half a dozen of their closest friends slowly starve to death and start to rot on the beds and tables next to them
while being too wounded to help or leave themselevs. horrors

msut find water
we must explore tha vaverns! we have the dorgfpower!
unseal cavers
All 90 soldiers looking for waterr
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noone has socks. general grumpiness. the hairy midgets need their socks
TIME TO PRODUCE... SOCKS!


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WATER!
PRAISE THE MINERS!
wait
no
no praising. filthg, non-boozoholic liquid

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why ist the bottom of the lakje covered in blood?
im startging to like this lake already

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This means... SWIMMING POOL! A DWARVY ONE!

engravings of engracings
kingmurdoc admiring quivers
kingmurdoc being surrounded by hard wheat

foolish burning miner
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teehee. you said xcorpsex

dig dorfs dig! you are suck in that hole untill yoiyu finish
dig and you shall be free, laze off and you will starve in the hole you dug yourselfg
ARGH!
Cavein. Kiledd all of my miners except oen. ALL EXCEPT ONE!

must repair the dorf face. constructing a support pillar
,mre dead miners. ops?
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Taking a break.
food now, phallos later

..why the hell did i save some of the pics in .dib format? Didn't even know that such a format existss. Had to converts themm all into .jpg


downed another two glasses. drinking a bit too fast.
Trying to post pics
woah, did this stuff in the pictures relly aheepen? Happen? Oh yes, it dit. Forgot for a momenbt

continuing soon...

drabk too fast. 1l of 15% in an hour or so and 0.5l of 4,5%. argh
I wonder if I can cosntruct a great dick in this shape. Must try. The dick waits for no man
I SHALL NAME IT:... Dickus Dorfimus
or perhaps Dorfus Dickus? Dickus maximus? Dickus Dorfimus Erectimus?
Darmn it. Dickus Dorfimus maximus.
Must sound horrpbie but it sounds good to me since iäm drunk.
A monumet to dwarven potency and vigor.

wait? df tiles are TALLER than wide?
¤=#)¤ =EWSD I spent ages designing the ubercok under the pretense that the tiles were WIDER than TALL!
Now the whole thing will look like a damn pointy arrow or something
somethow i had managed to remove tje f1 zoom to main level hotkey
more random collapses on surface. what the hell? granite just rains fro mthe sky?

stopping militia traing i for now. they are all already legendayr. that is enough
now we meed builders. ALO T OF PENISCRAFTDORFS

oh. opened dorfrapist. many dorfs are unhappy dyue to not wearing pants or sicks.. or shirts
all htey have are hats. Naked but with hats and hoods
only somewhat) sklilled dorfs are allowerd to detail stone. I want proper engravings, not some pictures of cheese, wrwoms and kamin making biscuitws

m,ore bedrooms
why can't dorfs share bedrooms? it is not like they have anyuthig interesting going on
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ugh. i hate thsese bedrooms. who made this crap?
wait.. i think that i started this bedroom level
damn it
we have about a hundere spare berds. forgot them on repeat craft last turn i think

mre clothier workshops. we need pants. this is tegeting embarashing
also screwbresses. some nutcakes

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not sure if i will be able to finsish the dick so made shoruke a spare office
babykamin is posdses

why is everyone hanging around on top of the volcagne?
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a hundr3ed cabinets but no coffers
ir something. forgot what i awas ogoing to frite. darmn
WHY DO WE HAVE 79 lead doors=!=
cavein. more dead miners
forgot about the drinking well thingig. Swimming pool., must construct it
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constructing additional space for finsighit scruffyleaym. previously the mountainside was in the way'
drinking more- presonally
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swimmingpool. soon

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the dick startgs here!

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the smith is clover
edit: brewer

da,m jheö,et smales
Helmet snakes
re,e,teberd Remembered to add some workshop roders orders
upi dorfs wamt some cabinets? have some bloody cabinets

Cock not being erected yet. Lazy miners
too drunk for this shit
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less jauing more mining!
why are anl the miners lazing around?
oops. erm.. lets not talk about this
they are working now. humiliating
STOP TRAINING YOU DAMN EX-MILItIA! YOU ARE 90% of the living workfoce and you are training!



kamin999 failed mood. went berserk

cat drowned in the volcano.
miasma in the training halls

COCK TIME!
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misspalced the cock blueprints
it will end up looking weird due to b eing designed for wider tiles, not tall ones
looks tgstange strange in 2d. i wonder if we fanc see it in 3df somehow?

the cock is slowly rising
we will erect a monumet to the dwarven determination


yet another surface collapse. tree?






we are going to erect a lasting monumet to our name.
something that will show the rest of the world and our future generations: here stood runkfort!!, BUGGER OF YOU GITS!

nothign s being done? what the hell had i assigned istead of dig/build/deconstruct ordesrs? Something waw ordered byt nobody ws doing it. strange

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damn iditso deconning a flor someone iststaning on

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2 kamins are just fishing here while dorfgs are drowning beneath them

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flooding!
oops!
technoxzan is jsut walking in the flooded area and swimmingt around to fetch a hat from a driowned miner

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SEALED!

fist stockpies and workships.
for wishing. Fishing
THE DICK COLLAPSED!
DAMMN IT

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workshop area for the dickproject 2
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DAMN IT WATER pressure
it stpppåed rising one z-level too lowe
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some random dorf ois feeling pleasure staring at shoruke5's tomb. liks coffins or somthing

damn it. an other double turn to finish the dick

naryar4 has made atleast 3 silver statues of large roaches and kamin admiring flutes and a statue of bogeymen

,amaged t foöö tje swimming pool by digging another passage and making trenches

someone made alpaca wool pants artifact. warm?

still drinking but I thin k I should stop since it is not fgair to take so many double turns.
but I don't care. The dict needs erecting
fistherdorfs are fishign and doctors are watrerfeeding happily. wate helped alot. water is good. not booze but still important

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The tiny secondary dick for shoruke tomb is finished

so many engravings ab out recluse spiders and masterful perpared meals
aslo a few pictures of dorefs "withering away" and dieing jervill and kamin killing bears and badgets

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..erm. oops. jervil1 drowned in the swimming pool

caravan
wait? it hasn't been even a year yet? the first caravan` what?

why is one of my tombs full of engravings of shoruke? most of them either dieing or bveinb rejected

first fawgve pf ,ogramts
Migrants
the turn seems low. SLOW.
must be due to having nedarly 200 dorfs working

stpp collasping penis!
time for the dick to rise upwards
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8 more  z-leves and i can start the tip

silver statues. so many silver stantues.
53 i thin k
okaced tgen ub tombs

the erect monument is now full of tombs
the last resting plafe fo the dorfen kind

wjy ios the site burning?
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the whole phallos is a massibe burial chamber. so many coffnms
half asleepp...
the shaft isnt fisniehd  yet
last glass og booze going
almost finsihed with the shaft
FB!
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i
, bpit out of booze. just one glass of wine left
won't give up before i reach the tip
caravan? has it been a year again?
two and half year turn?
the whole site is just ashesd
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TIP TIME! 3CLANS, HERE I COME!
more masterpice pants

migrants
building the tip
part of the cokc collapes. crushjed all of the traders. merchats are dead. cause:falling penis
MUST FINiSH!
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soon..


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FINALLY!
DAMN it took long
Finally something to remember us by. Something to say bufger off to every passing cr3ature. the DICKUS DORFUS MAXIMUS
bed now
so many engravigns of kamin1 dieing
kamin1 resting o nthe top fo the monument.
sleeping nwo save later

edit: it is still lacking balls
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12437--drunkfortress



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« Last Edit: April 08, 2015, 05:23:53 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3196 on: April 07, 2015, 03:37:30 pm »


WATER!
PRAISE THE MINERS Kamins!


FTFY
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(Kamin2 was obviously a badass. He probably died already, likely at the fowl hands of a guinea hen or something. But still, he lives on in my heart, engraved there forever, as a badass.)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3197 on: April 08, 2015, 03:44:34 am »

Can't wait for the pics.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3198 on: April 08, 2015, 04:39:25 am »

Can't sleep and feel horrible so posting pictures.
I managed to erect the monument to dwarven dickishness (dickitude?). Somehow. It looks a bit strange due to taller than wide tileset.
Still needs balls though
Not quite sure how long that turn was. 2 years I think

Perhaps, thousands of dorf years later, kobold archeologists will discover this site and know that here lived dorfs and that they were truly gods among mortals.
Edit: wait a moment. According to the file I posted on DF map archive it should only be one year. That can't be right
Can it really have been just a year? it took me 6 hours and there was so much constructing. Was it because of having 100 ex-militia dorfs doing masonry?
strange

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10742
I wonder what went on in the dorfs heads when they built it. "Urist. Go build us a mausoleum. Something that will make it look like the mountain had an erection and it was full of dwarves."
« Last Edit: April 08, 2015, 05:15:09 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3199 on: April 08, 2015, 05:31:15 am »

Gods damn you, Scruffy. The landscape is burned to ash, the fortress may or may not be flooded with water and/or magma and/or corpses, after so many drunk turns the layout of the fortress doesn't even have a discernable entrance, and now I'm beholden to somehow burn my own new office, plus this new 3D monstricity you've erected. And I'm impressed, damn it, you did a great job!

I'll take a turn... hmm, probably early next week. Likely Monday. This depraved world will know my venegeful fury!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3200 on: April 08, 2015, 06:55:19 am »

Why I still insist on thinking, how magnificent magmacannon could be made from that Scruffy's monument.

... needs more brain bleach. Sorry.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3201 on: April 08, 2015, 07:20:07 am »

Why I still insist on thinking, how magnificent magmacannon could be made from that Scruffy's monument.

... needs more brain bleach. Sorry.
Actually I originally intended that but it would have become too big and would have required a huge amount of dorf power to operate. (or a bunch of windmills on the tip..)
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3202 on: April 08, 2015, 01:38:54 pm »

That is completely amazing, even moreso since it was built while drunk.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3203 on: April 09, 2015, 10:07:26 am »

i intend to get drunk tomorrow, probably, and will build some balls/ add more phallic symbols to the fort

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3204 on: April 09, 2015, 11:59:23 am »

The only way this fortress could have gotten better:  Strapping a giant stone cock to the front.
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3205 on: April 10, 2015, 03:36:48 pm »

Downloading. Will get boozed up ASAP.

Don't have that much alcohol but I believe what I have will be sufficient.

edit: finished download, starting to drink, will open the game soon

shoruke will regret posting dicks all over his last turn (it's not like he didn't want us to do this to him)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3206 on: April 10, 2015, 04:35:38 pm »

23:34 Started turn. Slightly drunk. I'm already making phallic stuff. Project BALLS is underway.

However 201 dwarves is just about too much. Need to remove temperature

23:38 Still at 25 FPS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THAT ?

i will send all our military against the FB. Maybe they die and our FPS is increased.

23:39 winter is upon you

yeah i suppose, need to drink more.

23:47 some military dwarves died, i suppose it's the poisonous secretions of the FB-

oh wait

wait

wait



is that a loyalty cassdcade ?

because it looks like one



well i can't really complain i needed to kill dwarves anyway due to FPS death

NEED TO DRINK MORE.

23:52 I don't even fuck what ?

oh my fucking armok what the fuck i just ordered that FB dead and then dwarves died due to poison and then this shit happened



i think Lord Armok took my "i need less dwarves" very literally and in the most direct way possible. well, not going to complain. also it's my first loyalty cascaded !whhooo d!  :P need to see where all of this goes

23:58 165 citizens

let's see if I can save the fort...

10 seconds after 142 citizens. WOW.

Talk about backfiring horribly wrong. Or is it right ?

ANOTHER BEER PLEASE

00:01 my FPS is at 60

well at least there's that.

129 citizens. Ah, well. Truly I should nto give such opportunities to lord Armok. Let's see how this goes still.

Tempted to PULL ALL THE MAGMA LEVERS but htis story isn't done yet. Anyways i need to finish this drink.

00:05 124 citizens. It seems the massive loyalty cascade has stopped.

No more loss of life.

THANK YOU LORD ARMOK now time to build coffins . some coffins. more coffins and fill a room with them because the fortress is full of corpses.

00:10 time to fill the cock with coffins

does rigor mortis applies to penises as well ? HAH

00:13 alright, need to wall these caverns before i get killed by some ass iron spider with webs or something

also opening another bottle of beer, TO YOUR HEALTH, FELLOW DRUNK OVERSEERS

00:16 damn i nearly missed that VCC, and saying that a builder would throw itself into it's lamprey-like jaws

SHAI-HULUD ! SHAI-HULUD ! Except in tiny, blue versions.

going to kill that voracious cave crawler anyway. let's hope the military goes before the wall builder.

00:25 That vcc is maiming some civilians, oh look an axelord, i hope he will kill it

00:29 vcc is dead, one civilian maimed, no dead. anyways it's burial time in the giant stone penis



00:40 things are continuing. the mass burial is going well, though I don't think I have enough coffins.

Something has randomly collapsed on the surface, i don't even know why. i haven't ugd ugdug on the surface, it's just a 3x3 1z of black sand

i mean wtf

01:03 project balls has been canceled, for now

need to drink more

people are being cancelede

making more phallic things

01:20 stopped things, penis made, and other stuff

alright, done, this is ended
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3207 on: April 11, 2015, 04:13:50 am »

Alright, imma upload and post the save. It was a short turn (one season maybe) yet i didn't have much alcohol AND at my parent's house for the moment, so can't get drunk fully.

Still about 60 dwarves died due to some loyalty cascade (i dont even know why), i have done a few reminders of phallic ideas around the fort. Project balls was not started, so that's gonna be the next overseer.

Edit: there : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10755
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3208 on: April 11, 2015, 01:39:09 pm »

Short but sweet.
Praying to Armok is a dangerous business.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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« Reply #3209 on: April 11, 2015, 02:32:29 pm »

201 dwarves is just about too much.
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23:58 165 citizens
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10 seconds after 142 citizens. WOW.
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129 citizens. Ah, well. Truly I should nto give such opportunities to lord Armok. Let's see how this goes still.
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00:05 124 citizens.
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THANK YOU LORD ARMOK now time to build coffins . some coffins. more coffins and fill a room with them because the fortress is full of corpses.
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00:10 time to fill the cock with coffins
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I don't think I have enough coffins

Interesting
"I don't think I have enough coffins"
Pretty much sums it up in one sentence  :o

Just checked the save
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Not even going to comment
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I wonder what the named dorfs have been up to..
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They've been busy

Did you just deconstruct small parts of the monument? Just to free some dorfs?
..what are bleak creatures and why has Technoxan been killing them?
And where did you even manage to find that troll that is rotting in the hospital?
Oh, my favorite Scruffeh is still alive and kicking? Carry on then..
This is what our average dorf looks like at the moment. mentally
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Nice, albeit short turn Naryar. Nicely done
« Last Edit: April 11, 2015, 02:55:36 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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