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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 548473 times)

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3210 on: April 11, 2015, 10:03:38 pm »

I can neither confirm nor deny the statement that bobnova may have killed bobnova.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3211 on: April 12, 2015, 04:34:28 am »

in my defense i was half-drunk  :P

And yes, bobnova has killed bobnova. Bobnova civil war.

And no, I don't know what happened. Most likely a loyalty cascade but i don't even know why.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2015, 04:43:42 am by Naryar »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3212 on: April 12, 2015, 09:12:38 am »

I tried to read this thread while drunk, hoping it may make more sense. It didn't quite work out.
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3213 on: April 12, 2015, 11:21:36 am »

I tried to read this thread while drunk, hoping it may make more sense. It didn't quite work out.
It probably seems like a better idea now though.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

miauw62

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3214 on: April 12, 2015, 12:20:37 pm »

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3215 on: April 12, 2015, 12:24:06 pm »

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?
Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3216 on: April 12, 2015, 12:27:41 pm »

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?
Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
Don't tell us how to live

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3217 on: April 12, 2015, 12:31:35 pm »

If only magma had pressure...
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Et tu, Urist

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3218 on: April 12, 2015, 12:54:44 pm »

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?
Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
Don't tell us how to live

WTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANIN
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So it was YOU!
Edit: So many miners turned into !!xxDORFcorpsexx!! when playing around with that magma corridor.
..Please make more of these ;)
« Last Edit: April 12, 2015, 02:08:59 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3219 on: April 12, 2015, 03:04:33 pm »

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?
Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
Don't tell us how to live

WTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANIN
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So it was YOU!
Edit: So many miners turned into !!xxDORFcorpsexx!! when playing around with that magma corridor.
..Please make more of these ;)
...Shit. Yeah, I guess I did that. I had completely forgotten about it. Unsurprisingly.

Ifeno

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3220 on: April 13, 2015, 12:54:16 am »

I might be taking a short turn Tuesday / Saturday when I celebrate being done with all the shit I'm working on by consuming copious amounts of alcoolhol.
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3221 on: April 13, 2015, 06:03:30 am »

This has gone on long enough. I tried to brain bleach the penii away, and as a result, the fortress is full of them.
This agitates me somewhat.

Normally, I'm comparatively careful around magma. Not today.
Normally, my constructions have several failsafes built in. Not today.
Normally, my response to adversity is either "must deal with that" or "fuck it, I don't care". Today... heh heh heh.... ha ha ha...
Normally, I try to ensure that things like beds and food are kept in good supply, and when I can figure out how to move corpses around, I try to get them all dealt with. Keep the future bright, you know? But today is not a normal day.

Today is the day that I drown you all in glorious !!conflagration!!
(just gimme a minute to stock up on sammiches and try to get buzzed off this bottle of Crème de Pêche)

EDIT: Okay, I'm buzzed. And I have literally no idea if this peach shit is gross or not. Bleeeech, it's so good. Starting turn now.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2015, 06:52:23 am by shoruke »
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3222 on: April 13, 2015, 06:30:34 am »

Hurrah! Shoruke rides again
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3223 on: April 13, 2015, 06:37:45 am »

There better be enough magma to satisfy me in that turn of yours, Shoruke  8)

because i will just bang in and say what i think : there will NOT be enough magma.

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3224 on: April 13, 2015, 08:50:10 am »

Spoiler: dick burgnings! (click to show/hide)

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10766
Here, have a save. The fort is still playable... technically...
heee hee hee...
ha ha ha...
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Next turn is gonna be so awesome  8)
I should turn yself evbil more often, that was so cathartic ^_^
didn't get as drunk as usual but, eh.
have... hee hee. FUN.
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