Aww darn it. Drinking
Ok, here I go again
Spent the evening making pork pies. Never actually tried making hot water crust dough before and it is hard to get lard for it where I live.
The filling is quite different from the typical brittish pie though. Pork, bellpepper, red onion, garlic, a bit of cabbage and a some tomato puree.
Actually considered filling them with the same filling I usually use for gyoza but ended up with this (I know that atleast someone here most likely eats gyaza)
Anyway, I have gambina (22%) and unfiltered potato wine which I just racked earlier today and kept half a litre for drinking now. Actually it tastes pretty nasty since it hasn't matured yet.
Just downed a glass of gambina and a beer.
Designing my next project while waiting to get drunk since there is no way I would manage to finish it without drowning the whole fort if I didn't.
Yes, I know. Cheating. Planning ahead. Don't worry, there will be more than enough death later on.
Hmm
I think that I will leave the venice thing for the future overseers and build a lake. A like with a fort in the middle. Or is that just a moat?
Yep, I think that it is just a glorified moat. Atleast the future overseers can use it as a water source for their fun little projects.
I would hav preferred taking a turn later on the fort's future since there are not enough dorfs or food etc so i can't concentrate fully on the mining. Darn
Feeling somewhat drunk.
Started making digf orders before I get too drunk.
Here. The moat. Would make it wider. A LOT wider but don't hav eenough miners to do something like that yet.
..I have no idea what I was planning on doing with these
I think that there will be water in hte middle and non-drowning dorfs .. somewhere
Hopefully I will remember or toherwise k will most likely drown the entire undergorund part of the fort.
Hmm.. can I make it collapsable`#` yes, i think i can. Can't use the usual airlock system for magma submnerged collapsable forts since water has pressyre. hmm
Oh well, i thnk i can manage and if i fail nobody will accidently destroy the fort which is good.
I relly should stop making these death levers since they always end up screwing up the fort but WHAT WOULD BE TE POUINT OPTHERSISW?
If you are going to build a large prokect Project you simply HAVE to have a way to collapse it. It is half of the charm.
used the leftover pie filling, egg for glazing it and the afterheat from the oven to make an omelet. Yum
I think that I will have sto slow a bit on the drinking so I can last a whole yer. YEAR
Unpaused the game. It st aerts here.
ordered the wagon to be deconned. it is in the way of the moat. also made the miners dig under 3x3 trees and have the lumberdorfs chop a stairway inside the living thrres
therse will lead to the trees
building a stayrway in the averns to allow digging derper
Also made a path from teh caverns to the trees. Or atleast designeated one
Must consetntrate on mining
Building a depot to lure in caravans for looting.
assigned new jobs. Kind of liked the ones earlier bu too many farmers. wont get skilled.
await. people are stupid. the farmers will die. must spread out the skills event touh it will mean leass harvest
Darn it. mercahnts didnt have a depot in time so most turned away
migrants!
I mean MINERS!
all we have is plumphelmets? What?
oh well. will get more from the caverns
had to removbe some stockpiles to make room. sorry previous overseer.
why are we gooking booze? We need it for drinking!
co,llapse. oops. damn it kamin9
Wait? why do we have kamin9 if we have just a dozen dorfgs?
cut the channeling designatiosn to prevent ay more dead miners from caveins
The depot is gone
Aöö hail the new depot!
designated a bookkeeper. who shoudl he be?
kamin is our chief medical officer. dorfg i mean. damn star trek "chief medical officer"
Iä'm sure tha kamin wouldn't let our dorgfs die. RIGHT?
biolöding beds.
walling off part of averns'
damn damp stones
bedrooms
why are the caverns full of miasma?
dead reptile men and giant toads
must be wary. reptiles on the moive
'wait? when did I drink half of the bottle of gambina?
added zpmes zones
oh. ruhn starved. bugger
mafe a new ruhn. good that they are easy to replace
dining room. soon
vuva? what the hell is this3`?
where was the brewwers dowrkshop? i lost it. darmn
aboce ground farms
hmm, what is that strange gray thin?
ruhn2 needs rooms
he is important
broker, bookkeepr and all
damn damps stones. stop itnerrupting
I think i accidenlty deleted a large cuhink CHUNK of my text log. oops?
I have+?
The vuolva text wont e as complete as camulust wanted.sorry bud
downward passages and all
havent progressed much on the proiject. damn!
a second downward passage
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i really want to bykd tgat tower fortress but have other stuff to do
damn this omelet is good.
the game? havent had much tume to worry about that
collapse.
dead minewrs
ooopös
Chichkesn? Must make scoops.
Buiklding craftdorfworkships or em
still nowehere near finishing but late winter and not even done with the dining rooms
Drnn k
TIME TIO DIG!
THERWEAL TREASUE!
THE PROJECT! TIME FOR THe PRIJECT!
¨
migrants.
Yes.
miners. need to yuild a blacksmith to make puicks
more caverns. yes
miners finally working on the prioject. yes
DAMNT IT!
THE GIANT 3x3 TREES I WAS GOING TO BURROW INSIDE WRE CUT DOWN!
Someone... prior to me ordered them to be curt dornw. i think,. perhaps. perhaps not. who knwos
bloody apes!
what the HELL? is this the effect of dorfs traveling from old forts to the next? we have 3 legenrady fighter dorfs
bobnmova6, clovermagic4 and kamin9. scruffy7 is only a novice wrestlrer....
are the´se the opld uberdorfs?
erm... seems limke naryarsomething is suimpl obl9iterating hte invading wereape
nestboxes!
randomdragonwelp taken by waymood
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henboxes. so many hens
tood runk. cant sem to be ablte to buil coffins
the game keeps crashing
WHY?
it just ekesp crashing
no matter what i do it just crashes
Urgh. Slept a few hours. Feel horriblre.
Got the save forking. It always crashed on a certain date or something but had an earlier save and retired the fort. It works after unretiring.
All the booze was gone though and the drtagon went insane due to teatolatling- All the dig orders are gone too
Ghost. so many chosts.
bloody wereapes
OOK!
OOOK!
Scrufgft is murdereing the chickens. so many dead choickens
kamin, why are you sleeping in the ditch?
waterspoirce for the thirsty byms bums
ugh. dug out spots that were not supposed to be dug. channeling mutliple levels is hard when soemwhat drunk. will build walls
many of our dorgfs are legendary soldiers from the vprevious fort..
multiple kamins..
when did i build all these bedroms+
more wreapes. so much channeling. had to break many walls to reach the spots. will be messy
MINER GHOST BEST GHOST!
siquo, stop playing with the spiderwebns
one prioject level done. many to go
crash
CRASH!
FUU!
I give yup
sleep now. head ruts like hell
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