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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 547108 times)

Random_Dragon

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Derp. How long in-game was that turn? Worried you might've broken my record for shortest turn. o3o

EDIT: Also, install a magma pump setup inside the thing.

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i could even say it's growing with confid -*shot*
Don't look at me, I was asleep while this was going on.
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Naryar

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No magma on there. Or at least no volcano which means someone's going to have to dig to the magma sea.

Also we are only at 21 dwarves or such. I think it was a one-season turn.

Uploading is going well, so it'll be posted shortly.. Sorry scruffy, I wasted such a two turn opportunity  :-[

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10791
« Last Edit: April 24, 2015, 04:35:18 am by Naryar »
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Damn, no obscene magma spurting to melt elves with. o3o

Naryar

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posted the save. enjoy.

Scruffy

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Uploading is going well, so it'll be posted shortly.. Sorry scruffy, I wasted such a two turn opportunity  :-[
No worries. Was propably too drunk for it anyways

Damn, no obscene magma spurting to melt elves with. o3o
Drowning elves?
Wooden cave-in traps?
Angry beards with axes?
Pick your poison. The lack of magma is not going to stop us from tormenting the elves

Edit: Erm..
Damn it!



Fortunately it drains into the caverns instead of the bedrooms this time
...aaand after tinkering around while sober (not taking a turn though) it seems like it is too late to seal it without either lowering the waterlevel (draining the whole damn lake into the fortress..) or using a screwpump.
Not sure if managable when properly drunk
Edit: It is doable with a pump or two but it has to be done quickly before the water rises too much. Very tricky for a drunken person since the fort has no pipes nor screws and some walls have to be  built and deconstructed.. Ouch
« Last Edit: April 24, 2015, 07:55:50 am by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

Random_Dragon

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So we can make the dong piss on elves. Postal Fortress.

Naryar

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It's not designed to hold liquid, though I assume one could make it hold liquid, since each level is a 3x3 wooden square.

There's gonna be a lot of pressure needed, though.

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There's gonna be a lot of pressure needed, though.

[Immature Giggling Intensifies]

Scruffy

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Might take a short turn tonight (Yes. Me. A short turn. Never thought we'd see the day) to prevent half of the fortress permanently becoming a series of waterfalls and swimmingpools. (And ruining fps)
There is still much to do in this fortress and it would be a shame to abandon it prematurely due to a few issues with the plumbing..

..or atleast attempt to do so
Sorry Naryar, someone else will have to erect your dong for you.
Hmm... it would seem that if the dong were to collapse (due to unforeseen consequenses that most likely start with the letters S and H) it would most likely puncture a few layers of soil and make a nice little shaft-shaped shaft on the top floors, thus flooding the entire fortress..
edit: Just tested it. For science. (won't save the game though)




(Notice how the water disappeared?)


Bedrooms, dining room and caverns. All of them in the first cavern depth. This all happened in a single moment

The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. (cave-ins destroy floors that don't have a wall under them until they hit solid ground)
The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. Didn't even know that it was possible to water move so fast. The lake just disappeared. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. (That makes it the third fortress-killing device on this site)
I dub it "The doom wang"

THE TURN STARTS HERE
the previous never happened.

Not all that drunk yet but here goes:
Better do this part while I'm still able. We are in a hurry too.
Removed all the previous smooth wall / construct wooden schlong jobs. We need all the dorfpowr we can ket. Get

Dorf, the rapist time
architechture for everyone. everyone constructs and stops hauling .for now. Must remember to reallow hauling later
more mechanics and pumpinsts. pimpoverators i mean
Woah, Kamin9 is an uberdorf. Insane stats and fighting skills. even killed a crundle and a reacher..



remobe trade depot which is in the way, decon walls to make room for pumps
more carpenter workshiops. all producitng pipes and screws. screwshops. yes.
laptop having trouble handling the game. too muych flowing /flooding) water
dorfs cancel decon walls: horrifed. new ghost

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buidling walls and floors to prevent pumped water frlow flowing back and pushing the pumpists to their watery graves at teh bottom of hte lake

WEOK FASTER MININNS! MINIONS!
DAMN! I DO THINK THAT I*M DRUNK! THIS WILL MAKE THE WORK HARD!
construction cancelled: turke y {cokc rooster in the way


water outside reaching 4 and 5. must hurry. soon at 6 and  then it will be pretty much impossibele to do it. the water will stsil partially flow in even if we bpump and too much water prevents construcitons
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feeling hot and tired. shouldnt be drinking

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done
time to save the fortress from myself. my past self

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wait, what? doors? leading where?
DId I BYIULD THIS?
WHY=

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it is time

DAMN IT! constructor was pushede by water and slipped into the deep watery grave
so many cancels due to water or no paths thr the walls. must repeat. many times
flooding water becoming troublesome
STOP CANCELLING! DONT BE AFRAID OF THE WATER! it is just like booze without alcohol. it wont iill you. or actually it will bty they dont have to know that

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DONE! THE FORT IS SAVE! mostluy

now what?
remembered to reappl hauling. good
diningroom full of dead crundles. why?

better name the insignificant dorfs. named ones are dead.
dorved dorfs. hgurrah! i remembered to do it this time
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oops, set the caverns to be smoothed. bettewr remove it
smoothing walls (again), building some walls to make it look nice
then wangtime


damn. now i'm getting ideas. never a good sign.
i promised a short turn but there is so much i could do

tower of wang on top of a single support! Yes!
perhaps even something more to be built

Wait, what?
HERESY!
BLAM!
SIQUO engraved a picture of a SUN! SUN!
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why is tehere a mangled crundle in rcmgame's bedroom?
we all have fetishes but that is just FILTHY! Shame!
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careavan! will rob
wait. dorfs. hmm..
hard decidions
game runnign at 16fps. so slow
carabvan ran away due to being ttacked by a large bat
a rooster otherwise unhadermed but both lungs mangled beyond regognizing.
how do the dorfs know that they an't be recognized?
built uotside walls. fixed the holes
now building the main tower /not wang. won't touch naryar's wang)
work is slow

can we gill the wang of doom with water? No room for a pumpstack. hmms.
pimpstack inside the maing tower. build a large pool of waterw high on the sku. will use an aquaduct to fil the cock with water

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wallingooff deathlevers to prevent drunken misuse
salmon. dozens of salmonids in the lake. could open a door and lewt them in

lack of dorfpower. we need more dorfs. only 13 workers. rest are either ghost, drowned or babies
siquo making statues of tortoeises and giant lizards. strange dorf

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MIgrants!
NAMING THEM

we only have garnierite. i htink. damn

MIAUW got moody! moody cats are often in hea.. never mind. sorry. rude

we now have 22 workers, 2 useless
adssining hobs jobs
weill run up to the 15zlevel sky limit wsoon.
hope nobodyt minds if I am a diryt cheater and usae dfhack to allow building higher?
restarting and launching with dfhack..

bbnames
picsomethign
wjat wiill a cook made for mood?


Collapse. Oopsö
WAIT! collapses are bad. RALLY BAD! RUIN THE NETIRE FORT BY MAKING A DEEP HOLE!
FUUCK
'piccolapse

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LUCKY! it hit a wall just on the z-levgel where the water would have been breached. so lucky. any other tile around it would habe flooded the fort.
only a dead carpenter. no biggie
taupe and kingmurdock got a bit hurt. no worries. the dwarven healthcare will take care of thenm
new medical dorf
don't trust the old one, kamnin. too many kills. even kileld a scruffy on year 208.. cant' tryst an ubersoldier with kills to heal dorefs
new medidorf is called urist. now that is a name i can trust
wher is that water coming from?
oops.
no worries. uyou wont even know anything ahppened here after i fisx it.
another cavein. kanin nearl died

time to build the pool

making holes in the wang to make an empty crevace
11z above ground a waterpark will be constrcuted. will need pumps. pumps need windmills. windmills in the sky

meow made a stone ring
dorsf working slow
digging more ditches. more water. more fun

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NONONONONOONO!½
jsut noticed that my decon orders to make a hollow wang would have collapsed the whole thing due to being on otp of one support.
so close to killnig the fort
tiny pasageway flooded. no biggie. doors stoppig nthe water. as long as nobody obpens them

stopping now. turn getting logn again
pimpstgack half finished, wang mutilated. sorry. made it hollow btu now some walls are missighn. mujst fix later. sorry for hurting your dong naryar
urhg. just had to continue until i saw that it worked. forhgot to dig holes under each solid spart of the pumpos so had to redo most of it..
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lets see...
-building cosntructs on top of treest crashes the game. we ambarked in a forest...
-weresomethings. they are all dea di think
-fortress is surrounded byu water. the parts that arent are directly underneath water
-the fortress is built on top of to supports and is collapsable.
-there are kobolds lurking around. horrfying
-all tha keeps the fort from drowning are a bunch of drawbridges on levers and a few borbidden dors.
-we now have a giant mutilade dong that will drown the fort if soemtgne puills the lever
whats tere not top love?


earoy winter.
save tomorrow

Save soon
not sure if the pics are in the right places

YEAR OF THE UNINTENTIONAL INTERIOR IRRIGATION
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10796
« Last Edit: April 25, 2015, 04:43:20 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Random_Dragon

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Scruffy's mad science fucks over (literally, this time) another fort?

At least this time I'm not partly to blame. o3o

Scruffy

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Scruffy's mad science fucks over (literally, this time) another fort?

At least this time I'm not partly to blame. o3o
That wasn't a proper turn. I just got curious and started playing around. Will revert to Naryar's save

Feeling too tired to play tonight. I think I'll try but I feel REALLY sleepy
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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So I'm still officially the king of Scruffy-related engineering mishaps. owo

Scruffy

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So I'm still officially the king of Scruffy-related engineering mishaps. owo
We just have to make sure that "someone" doesn't attempt to make this dong flacid. The risks are too great
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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