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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138758 times)

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3705 on: June 29, 2015, 04:44:01 am »

Missed so much drunkenness since going over the seas.

Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
Unless off course I can find some rich guy who is willing to fund my gaming-drinking habits.
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Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3706 on: June 29, 2015, 09:43:11 am »

Missed so much drunkenness since going over the seas.

Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
Unless off course I can find some rich guy who is willing to fund my gaming-drinking habits.
I think a number of us would be willing to donate to your cause, if you were to set up an account on Paypal or something. Why take the money of a rich guy when you can have a little money from lots of fellow drunks?! And WE won't even require sexual favors! Just a great turn of booze-fueled gratification.

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3707 on: June 29, 2015, 10:21:11 am »

Okay, I'm going! I'm doing it, I'm taking a turn!
I was going to wimp out again. It's midnight, I'm tired, I kinda don't feel like drinking just now, I wanted to wake up earlier tomorrow so I can do some shopping, but...
I downloaded the save and looked at it... And this empty taco begs for magmsalsa. There's some super-complicated digging designation I don't understand, the bookkeeping isn't done, what the fuck. Also, it's mid-summer, so I'll just take a half-turn.
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3708 on: June 29, 2015, 11:13:45 am »

Drunk fortress on patreon.

...Wait that could actually work. OR spread rampant alcoholism.

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3709 on: June 29, 2015, 11:53:59 am »

"if I hit $200, I'll post pictures
If I hit $500, I'll post a video
If I hit $1000, I'll post a making-of fvideo
If I hit $1500, I'll do a live-feed and post the recording of it"

turn is currently underway, plz be patient
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TD1

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3710 on: June 29, 2015, 01:28:24 pm »

Drunk fortress on patreon.

...Wait that could actually work. OR spread rampant alcoholism.
Both results seem to "work" to me :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3711 on: June 29, 2015, 03:10:28 pm »

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aaaaaaaah so dizzy Q_Q
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10964
go
have a... funn or
* shoruke sleep
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3712 on: June 29, 2015, 03:11:09 pm »

spread rampant alcoholism.
And how does that differ from the current situation?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3713 on: June 29, 2015, 03:26:14 pm »

spread rampant alcoholism.
And how does that differ from the current situation?
'zactly.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3714 on: June 29, 2015, 07:15:55 pm »

Drunken macma pumpling. There is no way this can go wrong at all.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3715 on: June 29, 2015, 07:36:22 pm »

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Looks like it took al lot of effrot to maek soemthing shtis bad. Ia'm imsspresed.
Look, I tried to make like, a square, but i was so fucking wasted i couldn't remember the keys to enable box modes. So I made the best I could using mousing over things. Let me point you to the original:
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YEAH, fuck that guy!
dont' actually, ghost dicks are prolly realiilly cold
i woudlnt' know
hilariously enough the linked screenshot contains both the mentioned ghost, AND the carp bait person going insane. then later on Shoruke goes ''OMG A CARP BAIT PERSON IS KILLING OTHERS DUDES WHAT''. Priceless.

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OMG THERES A FORGOTTEN BEAST!
nematoeds aretn' toasd? okay
beward its sacles, its almost a hard as I get
HEYOOOO
Assuming it kills everyone, the people back in the mountainhomes will have a very fun times figuring out what exactly the beast was and how to fight it based on the overseer's last words.

So yeah, overall great turn. I may try to run this thing (not to the ground) this week, considering I have some nice amounts of beer at home and it's no longer party hard week, so the turns should be slightly less batshit fucking insane.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2015, 07:44:14 pm by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3716 on: June 29, 2015, 09:53:01 pm »

Actually, that FB isn't a threat anymore. In the time it took me to get the military off their asses, the civvies had killed it.
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

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« Reply #3717 on: June 29, 2015, 11:23:58 pm »

Actually, that FB isn't a threat anymore. In the time it took me to get the military off their asses, the civvies had killed it.

Guess killing it wasn't as hard as one can get
HEYOOOO

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3718 on: June 30, 2015, 12:08:23 am »

"if I hit $200, I'll post pictures
If I hit $500, I'll post a video
If I hit $1000, I'll post a making-of fvideo
If I hit $1500, I'll do a live-feed and post the recording of it"

turn is currently underway, plz be patient

I live streamed a turn and posted the recording some time ago. Where's my $1500?


I think "the maore tyou knwo" is my new favorite quote.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2015, 12:13:24 am by Bobnova »
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3719 on: June 30, 2015, 01:08:30 am »

I am loving this new poll.
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