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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
No!
I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 548011 times)

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3720 on: June 30, 2015, 02:38:52 am »

Good turn, shoruke. Suitably confused and drunken.

Although there seems to be missing magma deaths.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3721 on: June 30, 2015, 06:13:41 am »

Easy poll is easy.
We all are shoruke, whether we believe so or not.



I think a number of us would be willing to donate to your cause, if you were to set up an account on Paypal or something. Why take the money of a rich guy when you can have a little money from lots of fellow drunks?! And WE won't even require sexual favors! Just a great turn of booze-fueled gratification.


Hmmm yes, but the money I mooch from you fine blokes will be better utilized to buy my return ticket : P
Which will lead me back to my homeland, where the boozes are four times cheaper, so indirectly, you shalt still have helped me attain my whiskeys.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2015, 06:17:27 am by Camulus »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3722 on: June 30, 2015, 07:42:14 am »

I refuse to be part of the Borgruke  >:( You will need to convert my dead body !

Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (

well of course, it's muslim country...

The obvious solution is smuggle some.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2015, 08:23:32 am by Naryar »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3723 on: June 30, 2015, 09:03:40 am »

I refuse to be part of the Borgruke  >:( You will need to convert my dead body !
I assume you chose "To Taco." You transparent SOB, you.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3724 on: June 30, 2015, 09:30:01 am »

I refuse to be part of the Borgruke  >:( You will need to convert my dead body !
I assume you chose "To Taco." You transparent SOB, you.

Now that everyone is shoruke, and shoruke voted for taco, the current results sort of make sense...

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3725 on: June 30, 2015, 10:49:57 am »

We are the Mycus Shoruke. Join us.

Sorry, been playing too much Cataclysm lately. I should be paying more attention to this thread.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3726 on: June 30, 2015, 11:47:38 pm »

I wanted to take a go, but ive had a couple of beers over a few hours, and i dont feel like taking everything thats left just to play for a short while. I'm more sleepy than drunk sadly.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3727 on: July 01, 2015, 05:32:34 am »

I wanted to take a go, but ive had a couple of beers over a few hours, and i dont feel like taking everything thats left just to play for a short while. I'm more sleepy than drunk sadly.

Sleep is the Great Enemy.

I wish there was a way to remove the sleep effects of alcohol...

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3728 on: July 01, 2015, 01:50:51 pm »

Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3729 on: July 01, 2015, 09:19:18 pm »

Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>
Pics or it didn't happen

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3730 on: July 02, 2015, 04:53:20 am »

Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>
Pics or it didn't happen
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3731 on: July 02, 2015, 06:44:48 am »

Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>

that's because some in this thread *snort* like to flirt with ethylic coma

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3732 on: July 02, 2015, 09:11:48 am »

I have no recollection of posting that. O.o
I think this sums the entire Drunk Fort nicely.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3733 on: July 03, 2015, 07:06:09 am »

I'll probably take a turn tomorrow.
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
Mt. Fuji will feature in the next "today we learned" segment.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3734 on: July 03, 2015, 08:25:12 am »

I'll probably take a turn tomorrow.
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
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