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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 594349 times)

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3735 on: July 03, 2015, 10:00:30 am »

well you alcohol sluts
Im gettin drunk
but not sure if ill play



It cost so much :(
Im poorer!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3736 on: July 04, 2015, 01:06:03 am »

I'll probably take a turn tomorrow.
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
Mt. Fuji will feature in the next "today we learned" segment.

Actually, take a rain cheque on that. Taking another sick day.
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Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3737 on: July 04, 2015, 02:11:25 am »

you alcohol sluts

i like this expression

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3738 on: July 04, 2015, 02:55:45 am »

I'm no slut, I'm dedicated to my dearly beloved Southern Comfort!
At least, until someone offers me something else. Or I can afford Jager. Or I feel like drinking beer. ...Okay, okay, I give up. :P
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3739 on: July 04, 2015, 04:10:15 am »

In the space of 2 hours I had about 30 dogs bark at me.


There was a whole pack of the buggers in the street, shredding my ears.

Tequila, whiskey and arak = 83% chance of dying





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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3740 on: July 04, 2015, 10:31:14 am »

In the space of 2 hours I had about 30 dogs bark at me.


There was a whole pack of the buggers in the street, shredding my ears.

Tequila, whiskey and arak = 83% chance of dying





edit-=arak

No worries, Armok will resurrect you if you manage to die while playing Drunk Fortress.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3741 on: July 06, 2015, 09:30:07 am »

I haven't recovered 100% from my hike up Mt. Fuji... but I'm, like 90% at least maybe probably.
So I'm gonna make myself some sammiches...
Buy some mix (and groceries while I'm still sober)...
drink vodka...
and download the save from... ME!?
Why hasn't anyone taken a turn in the last week? Clearly I need to demonstrate how much fun it is by completely trashing my metabolism.

Anyhoo. Dibs on next turn.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3742 on: July 06, 2015, 11:17:01 am »

k ill wait for tonight and grab the save as soon as you pass out. Honesrly i just finished my work week and im definitely playing a turn.

 In any case I will certainly make a synopsys of the tacofort turn by turn once it has progressed a bit more.. 😄
« Last Edit: July 06, 2015, 11:38:21 am by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3743 on: July 06, 2015, 01:07:20 pm »


i gueess tomoorrow I get to deal with sickness AND a hangover... yay me.
at least I have some pretty pictures of the sunset sandwich and a half-decent Drunk fort turn.
save: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10975
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3744 on: July 06, 2015, 01:14:42 pm »

TAźG TEAM

(this updaye is presented by Scumbag Steegre)


*   *   *   *   *

Somewhat pre-turn boozing.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Real turn begins here.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

END  OF TURN"

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here is the save:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10976
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 02:07:43 am by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3745 on: July 06, 2015, 01:36:53 pm »

This is going to be an eventful day.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3746 on: July 07, 2015, 12:02:16 am »

Man when he started panicking about not having any building materials, I was just like "there is no way... nobody could be THAT drunk... surely he knows he's just trying to use an inaccessible spot and he'll see one of the several giant-ass piles of lumber lying around..."

But, nope.
Damn, son. Good turn  :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3747 on: July 07, 2015, 02:09:10 am »

1-Fixed the screenshot for the CHOO-CHOO-MINE
2-The ROOM in the thread title is not capitalized it makes me nuts.
3-Seriously this fort has zero metallic ore this is very sad.
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I was just like "there is no way... nobody could be THAT drunk..
Look, it was... the taco structure is confusing? Like, it has many floors and also walls.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 02:13:38 am by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3748 on: July 07, 2015, 05:04:14 am »

Brilliant. :D
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3749 on: July 09, 2015, 07:52:55 am »

Driynk again still not gonna play yo fags/bitches/idiots
So expensive
Ha

Drunk slut is me name boys
Not giviyng ye shit though


Hungry wryyyyyyyyy!
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