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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 547940 times)

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3750 on: July 09, 2015, 10:37:27 am »

Driynk again still not gonna play yo fags/bitches/idiots
So expensive
Ha

Drunk slut is me name boys
Not giviyng ye shit though


Hungry wryyyyyyyyy!

Well THAT escalated quickly...

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3751 on: July 09, 2015, 12:25:33 pm »

Indubitably yes : /.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: All Hail Tacofort]
« Reply #3752 on: July 10, 2015, 07:56:30 am »

...
when truly i have no fucking clue what a lye is.

It's useful for chemical burns.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3753 on: July 13, 2015, 09:22:40 pm »


Coming to you next wednesday...

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3754 on: July 14, 2015, 04:59:58 am »

I'm going on a trip, halfway across the country. Dunno if I'll be gone two days or eight. But when I get back, I'll probably take a turn.
Try to get through some of my vodka stash before I come home to Canada.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3755 on: July 14, 2015, 10:21:10 am »

i'll try to take a turn sometime. I dunno when, though.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3756 on: July 15, 2015, 02:49:50 pm »

Ok, so update about my plans. My objectives were to get up early today and get wasted, right. But yesterday I worked till like 11 pm and didnt exactly go to bed right after. This was also the first day I had off work after spending a full week with a super virus hibernating inside me. Turns out, I woke up pretty late, to discover that the landlord was doing an inspection of the appartment block and it felt like a bad idea to get piss-wasted in front of her.

So obviously, i went for some sprinting outside. I usually try to walk (run) back and forth work as much as possible to avoid becoming a couch potato, but obviously this week doing a 25 minutes sprint twice a day was sort of suicidal, so I took the subway train instead. So naturally, I was all ready to catch up on the days i ommited previously. Turns out there are three stages to being sick.

step one: I can't move, I can only lay in bed and cry
step 2: I can do nothing fine, but going to work makes me want to die.
step 3: Alright, I can go about my daily routine and work without dying. I'm cured!

Turns out, trying to actually jog right as you reach step 3 reveals a mysterious step 4, and also modifies step 3

step 3.2: I can go about my daily routine and doing exercise is a trap and now my eardrums are stuck and buzzing and my head is spinning and there is a 4l bottle of mucus slowly trying to leave my respiratory system oh shit what have I done!
step 4: (presumably) I'm cured!

So, long story short due to weird circonstances I'm currently feeling shitty and it's very not 9am. I will have to delay my turn to tomorrow, or next week.

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3757 on: July 15, 2015, 03:21:31 pm »

Get better soon, sweet Taupe.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3758 on: July 16, 2015, 11:29:06 am »

I just got back from Usagijima, and if not for the fact that it's 1:30 AM, I would take a turn right now.
It is, unfortunately, 1:30 AM, and so my turn is being delayed for most of a day. See you tomorrow.
The next Today We Learned segment features bunnies! And also busses, but mostly bunnies!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3759 on: July 17, 2015, 10:49:37 am »

My internet sucks recently and I catn' hold a connection for SHIT
but I'm drunk and I got the save so its' my turn bitches here we go
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3760 on: July 17, 2015, 10:52:17 am »

pfttt drunk again a nd too tired too play
5this is becoming a lousy theme.


^_^
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3761 on: July 17, 2015, 12:24:38 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10994
*facepillow*
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3762 on: July 17, 2015, 04:49:46 pm »

I played the last turn. Did you seriously hope anything in the fort would be running smoothly? Oh also that pump was like that when I found it. Yeah.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3763 on: July 21, 2015, 10:36:02 am »

So as I see... KaminXTaupe is real ?

and i want to take a turn but I don't have the opportunity to do so  :-\

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3764 on: July 21, 2015, 04:53:16 pm »

This fort is epic, cheers.
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